Hi hello Way! I’m a few days early but I was curious if you had any headcanons for Valentine’s Day? Have a great day.
Hi Cinnis! Happy Valentines day to you 💜
So apparently in addition to being the patron saint of lovers, St Valentine is also patron saint of plague, epilepsy, and beekeepers. I can imagine Brainy's research uncovering these things while trying to figure out the most appropriate way to make Valentines day special for Nia, and coming to the conclusion that his offerings should relate to ALL of them.
Thus on Valentines day he presents Nia with:
A poem he wrote himself on the subject of lovers (whether it is actually romantic or not I will leave for you to decide)
A face mask made with 31st century technology that is remarkably comfortable to breath in and yet 100% effective against the transmission of all known airborne viruses in either direction (nothing says romance like preventing the spread of plague, after all)
A cure for epilepsy. Which. Frankly Nia thinks he probably could have mentioned he had earlier (same with the face mask, honestly). But hey, it's still a pretty remarkable leap forwards in medicine and something that Brainy usually wouldn't do because of Protecting The Timeline, so she's not gonna complain, she'll just hand it over to Lena to figure out how to replicate it and actually get it out there to the people who need it.
Tickets to a beekeeper experience/honey tasting. Nia is perhaps not wildly enthusiastic about a date that involves getting up close and personal with hundreds of insects on a grim February day (and she honestly thinks honey is Just Okay), but the honey cake and mead they're served afterwards is pretty good, and they get given a jar of pink honey to take home (pink in honour of the day, naturally), which is a bit gimmicky maybe but still a sweet touch.
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I think Lena is generally inclined to work through Valentines day (as she does with most holidays), but at least once during the Jack Era she'd come into the lab to find him wearing a pink lab coat, rose tinted goggles (impractical but they are part of the whole look he's got going here, so worth it), heart shaped stickers on his nails (likewise), and a massive goofy grin that says he knows he's being ridiculous. Then when Lena looks into her microscope she finds a slide with a minuscule, deeply heartfelt valentine note all set up ready for her to read while Jack pretends to be busy doing something else (thus tactfully giving her time to Have Feelings about it/decide whether to make something of it or go back to teasing him for the pink hair mascara he may or may not have added to his beard as a finishing touch to his ensemble).
The exception to the 'work through Valentines' thing would be during the reigncorp era, when Lena would perhaps get more into the whole thing for Ruby's sake (particularly if this era happens pre-National City when Ruby is still quite little), and the two of them bake heartshaped cookies with silly-sweet messages on them to cheer Ruby up (and surprise Sam) after Sam had to go into work unexpectedly on what was supposed to be a shared day off (... whether they then have to throw them out and put in a bakery order instead because it turns out they are terrible at baking I will again leave to your discretion).
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Alex as of course we know secretly adores Valentines day, so I'm sure she and Kelly would do all the traditional romantic things, but when they're both single (or when their partners are otherwise engaged on that evening for whatever reason) I think Kara and Alex could get quite into doing a sisters' Valentines extravaganza - decorating the apartment, watching their favourite romantic movies (though some of Alex's choices may or may not be 'romantic' in the traditional sense, and Kara's lean towards musicals), eating ALL the heart shaped snacks, and swapping gossip/horror stories of their coworkers more dubious Valentines plans (including the wide-eyed horror looks on the faces of those who had clearly forgotten, followed by their last minute lunch break dash to the card shop where they compete with the other similarly forgetful partners for the biggest valentines card in the store to make up for their misstep) so that they can be smug about all the things they're NOT doing that night (including, yes, attending a workshop on beekeeping. Sorry Brainy).
















