Milo: inner thighs

David: shoulder

Vincent: neck

Asher: all over the face, practically suffocates you

Sam: temple

Porter: hands, right on the knuckles

Guy: the type of fucker who does raspberries on your stomach

Geordi: nose

Aaron: jawline

Ollie: cheek

Lincoln: inner wrist

Huxley: top of head

Damien: back

Lasko: lips

Gavin: lower stomach

Forgive me. This is gender neutral language but I am aware of the eater is normally only used for vaginal oral sex, this post is for either sexual organs as everyone deserves to be munched. Also please be aware none of this is cannon with the BA’s

David: Absolutely. Legs over his shoulders, thighs as ear muffs for hours. Kind of thing if you brat around too much, that is where you end up.

Asher: no. Only because, he is getting ate like a three course meal, with his head down in a pillow and his ass in the air

Milo: THE EATER. You look up the word in the dictionary and it is a picture of Milo Greer. There is in fact yogurt and jello in the fridge and he is eating it without a spoon. Bleached mustache.

Sam: Uses it much more as a foreplay than the main event, if that makes sense. Don’t get me wrong, happy as a clam but he plays a long game and it’s always a start.

Darlin’: yea. Sam’s thighs shake like he ran a marathon

Vincent: yes but lovely in my brain has bad bottom dysmorphia so a lot of their sex does not involve heavy action down there on their part. Vincent’s happy to, just a preference

Porter: not all the time but yeah. I feel like it’s his thing once he knows someone better, he likes it but without the bond there, it actually isn’t fun for him. HOWEVER; treasure uses his face like a chair now. That is their spot

Gavin:….yeah obviously…? Like not to be unoriginal but again yeah. Has a spreader bar to make it easier so FL can’t close their legs at all, also totally edges them using it. Tongue piercing

Lasko: sometimes, but again, this man is in the trenches. I could definitely see him wanting to try it and being really good at it, but his arch is like no other

Damien/Huxley:….we all know. Again, we get to see a lot of the DAMN crews sexual personality from their regular videos so absolutely Huxley is happily holding Dames down. I also see Damien feeling strange around people touching his penis (THIS IS NOT CANNON. THIS IS MY THOUGHTS) so it works out

But I've watched escape audios

I KNOW THEY'LL KILL OFF WHOEVER THEY WANT! NO ONE IS PROTECTED BY PLOT ARMOUR

escape audios has given me trust issue

-Everyone knows most of the boys would be amazing with kids and with their partners (if they got pregnant) but no one expected just how on that shit Asher would be. He is keeping track of everything, going above and beyond in literally every way he can, making sure his partner is having as easy of a time as they possibly can.

-Angels feet hurt frequently, so David just carries them around a lot. They don't even ask at this point, he just randomly picks them up and carries them.

-We all know about nesting when pregnant, but sweetheart is very literal about that. They built a nest of pillows, blankets and any soft thing they could find to curl up in. It quickly became their favorite spot and the default place to check if you can't find them.

-Ashers parents always stay in town for the last few months to make sure they are there when the baby arrives just like everyone else in the pack.

-Speaking of, after the baby is born, for any couple, they can't do anything. Pack members just randomly show up to cook, clean or bring over supplies to the point where for the first few months all they can do is take care of the baby.

-All if the kids are raised together, same way every generation of the pack is. Randomly showing up at each other's houses, forgetting if you are or aren't related because of how closely blended the families are.

-Sam is forced to be the least present due to burning up in the sun, so any event that can take place at night, does. Many of the kids upon going to school were confused as to why no one else celebrated their birthdays in the dead of night.

-Sam tries to teach their kids to solve their problems with words, Darlin shows them how to fight for when words don't work.

Commission done by @hammerhead-jpg of my Milo and Sweetheart!

1. Lasko's famous "we could make a really deadly orgy?" comment

Ah yes that is exactly something that I would say when introducing my new partner into my totally platonic group of friends.

2. On that vein, Dear asking Gavin why he won't flirt with them.

right right...🤨

Ykw they are valid for that, I would want Gavin to flirt with me too.

3. Gavin, Freelancer and Lasko in general, but specifically that halloween audio where they watch horror movies together was very throuple coded.

4. Also that time in the very start of FL storyline where they mentioned Lasko after hooking up with Gavin and Gav asked them to say hi to Lasko for him.

AND THEY DID.

JUST TO MAKE HIM FLUSTERED.

WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT HIM AND GAV HAD ALSO SLEPT TOGATHER.

JUST THREEWAY KISS ALREADY OMG.

they were plotting on that noncanon threesome since the beginning

5. I don't remember what exactly was happening but it was after the inversion when Huxley had gone off to his moms and he was on a phone call with Gavin and at the end of it they exchanged "I miss yous" in the MOST TENDER AND LOVING WAY ??? THEY ARE BFS

6. Lasko and Damien spending the solstice together

I have no actual bases for this, but the innate intimacy of that (ESPECIALLY for people like those two) just feels romantic.

They 100% cuddle even if it wasn't shown on screen

Trust, I was a fly on the wall, I saw them

7. Gavin and Damien's relationship.

In the one audio they have together they claimed "they weren't as close as the rest of the group" or something like that but it takes a certain amount of intimacy and trust to be a welcomed annoyance in someone's life like that so I call BULLSHIT

Most of their interactions are Gavin flirting by driving Dames up the wall and you won't convince me otherwise

8. Damien and Huxley answering Lasko's call despite being in the middle of taking care of business iykwim

CUZ WHY WOULD U DO THAT TO UR PLATONIC FRIEND

RIGHT AFTER LASKO WENT ON A DATE TOO

9. Similarly, it's canon that the rest of the group knows what Gavin and Freelancer are doing when they take a little too long coming back from doing some task

Per Damien saying something along the lines of "those two are not as discreet as they think".

right so why are we still friends?? Do u want to join in orrr ???

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