#redacted audios

Forgive me. This is gender neutral language but I am aware of the eater is normally only used for vaginal oral sex, this post is for either sexual organs as everyone deserves to be munched. Also please be aware none of this is cannon with the BA’s

David: Absolutely. Legs over his shoulders, thighs as ear muffs for hours. Kind of thing if you brat around too much, that is where you end up.

Asher: no. Only because, he is getting ate like a three course meal, with his head down in a pillow and his ass in the air

Milo: THE EATER. You look up the word in the dictionary and it is a picture of Milo Greer. There is in fact yogurt and jello in the fridge and he is eating it without a spoon. Bleached mustache.

Sam: Uses it much more as a foreplay than the main event, if that makes sense. Don’t get me wrong, happy as a clam but he plays a long game and it’s always a start.

Darlin’: yea. Sam’s thighs shake like he ran a marathon

Vincent: yes but lovely in my brain has bad bottom dysmorphia so a lot of their sex does not involve heavy action down there on their part. Vincent’s happy to, just a preference

Porter: not all the time but yeah. I feel like it’s his thing once he knows someone better, he likes it but without the bond there, it actually isn’t fun for him. HOWEVER; treasure uses his face like a chair now. That is their spot

Gavin:….yeah obviously…? Like not to be unoriginal but again yeah. Has a spreader bar to make it easier so FL can’t close their legs at all, also totally edges them using it. Tongue piercing

Lasko: sometimes, but again, this man is in the trenches. I could definitely see him wanting to try it and being really good at it, but his arch is like no other

Damien/Huxley:….we all know. Again, we get to see a lot of the DAMN crews sexual personality from their regular videos so absolutely Huxley is happily holding Dames down. I also see Damien feeling strange around people touching his penis (THIS IS NOT CANNON. THIS IS MY THOUGHTS) so it works out

But I've watched escape audios

I KNOW THEY'LL KILL OFF WHOEVER THEY WANT! NO ONE IS PROTECTED BY PLOT ARMOUR

escape audios has given me trust issue

-Everyone knows most of the boys would be amazing with kids and with their partners (if they got pregnant) but no one expected just how on that shit Asher would be. He is keeping track of everything, going above and beyond in literally every way he can, making sure his partner is having as easy of a time as they possibly can.

-Angels feet hurt frequently, so David just carries them around a lot. They don't even ask at this point, he just randomly picks them up and carries them.

-We all know about nesting when pregnant, but sweetheart is very literal about that. They built a nest of pillows, blankets and any soft thing they could find to curl up in. It quickly became their favorite spot and the default place to check if you can't find them.

-Ashers parents always stay in town for the last few months to make sure they are there when the baby arrives just like everyone else in the pack.

-Speaking of, after the baby is born, for any couple, they can't do anything. Pack members just randomly show up to cook, clean or bring over supplies to the point where for the first few months all they can do is take care of the baby.

-All if the kids are raised together, same way every generation of the pack is. Randomly showing up at each other's houses, forgetting if you are or aren't related because of how closely blended the families are.

-Sam is forced to be the least present due to burning up in the sun, so any event that can take place at night, does. Many of the kids upon going to school were confused as to why no one else celebrated their birthdays in the dead of night.

-Sam tries to teach their kids to solve their problems with words, Darlin shows them how to fight for when words don't work.

Commission done by @hammerhead-jpg of my Milo and Sweetheart!

I’ve seen a lot of ppl talking abt how we’re getting a D.A.M.N. crew version 2, which I think it very very true, but here’s what’s interesting to me. It feels like Corvus and Lincoln are kind of inverses of Gavin and Huxley.

Like Gavin is so charismatic and whitty and always can find a way to flirt. He also uses these traits as a mask to hide his vulnerability. Meanwhile Corvus is honest to a fault. He doesn’t understand the sarcasm that Gavin uses like it’s his first language. He is who he is, there is no societal expectation forcing him into his role, he just is that way.