#reapsickle

             " Man! this is the third time i see this tree ! Are ya sure we aren´t lost ?? " 

Ronald released an exasperated SIGH as he crossed his arms over his lawnmower, his back crouching a little as a matter to regain the energy he lost in walking all the way through the same exact spot---- for the third time.

see just how short eve is in real time ( @reapsickle ). ★ OKAY TO REBLOG ★

               ❝ She’s a beaut, ain’t she? It took a lot of work to get this modification approved. ❞

And even after all of his attempts, he’d had to resort to some rather underhanded measures to finally get the paperwork submitted. Bribery and empty flattery would get you far in the Administration department, it seemed.

And as for the question, it was one he’d received before. Having the blades on the bottom made things slightly more difficult, he’d admit, but all you really needed was a bit of creativity (and arm strength).

               ❝ There’s two main ways. Usually I try to get the element of surprise on ‘em, so I can find somewhere high to wait and then jump down when the opportunity presents itself. As long as I aim right, the blades are more or less guaranteed to hit something. Or I just hold it up in front of me, like this- ❞

Taking a few steps back to avoid causing any unfortunate accidents, Ronald demonstrated the manoeuvre and held his scythe up and in front of him.

               ❝ -so it works both as a shield and as a weapon that I can swing around. ❞

Startled, he shot back upright. 

Had he. Had he been sitting down on a dove?? Panicked, he scooped the little thing up in his hands. Only a wing seemed to be harmed.

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