#readyplayerhobi

Thank you anon! And I absolutely know which fic you’re talking about!

That’s Pretty Wolf by @readyplayerhobi

I am first and foremost a voracious reader. That was an excellent fic so it only took me a second of thinking to find it rattling around in my brain.

Thank you for your kind words!

It’s like this guy was made for you! I ship you with…

Dig Deep - Hoseok

Profile: certified genius, master of all sciences, licensed medic to an ever-growing catalogue of species, psychiatrist too!, always learning, always analysing, his pursuit of knowledge knows few boundaries, extremely excitable, animated, despite his ridiculous IQ he is the least in touch with his sensibilities, basically a robot, he needs to be trained to love, will show it in quirky ways few would appreciate, but the effort is there, wants to probe your dark spaces in the name of science, (he says), makes strange noises while working, loves to involve you, if you don’t want to be dissected that’s okay he can think of something else, smiley, gentle, and level-headed.

Star sign: Cleonide

Hobbies/interests: autopsies, biopsies, cataloguing specimens, casually making significant scientific discoveries, learning the biology of other species, Earth cats

Ideal vacation: The annual Breakthroughs in Biological Science Convention hosted in the capital Iluoli city, Madera.

Why you’re a match: You’re the only person I can imagine having the patience to endure Iluoli Hoseok initially. He’s green af when it comes to romance. Love cannot be measured quantitatively and therefore is of no interest to him. It’s an unsupported theory at best and a fairytale at worst. 

But. It’s you, Tali, so persevere. Endure his constant appeals to dissect, probe, and medically experiment on you and you will come out the other side besotted.

Because despite his unusual bedside manner, this alien medic has a heart of gold and an innocent, inquisitive nature that charms you. You’ll find no better partner with which to trade curious facts. Though he might not take his eyes off his work in the entire 5 hours you spend in his lab, you can rest assured he will listen keenly to your questions and delight in answering. Once he’s done, he might look up and be like, ‘oh! You were here all along? Excellent!’ because he’s incapable of retaining non-essential information for longer than 5 seconds. But! The happy grin he gives you will make up for it!

Together you inhabit an eccentric bubble that outsiders can’t breach. If  passerbys were to catch your conversation, they’d be bamboozled. You’ll probably end up developing your own method of communication tbh. But it doesn’t take a genius to see that Hoseok is happier with you. Less empirical and more… conceptual. 💖

If you can tolerate his initial insensitivity and blinkered work ethic, you’ll get your hard-won reward in a romantic partner that always tries his damnedest to understand your needs. He will also come to understand himself this way. There’s a journey of discovery awaiting both of you. And for once, it doesn’t involve dissection.

🎮 Name: Tali

🎮 Age: 31

🎮 Location: England

🎮 Star Sign: Pisces

🎮 Moon Sign: Aquarius

🎮 Bias: Hoseok, Jungkook

🎮 Pets: Four cats

🎮 Loves: Board games, video games, films, books, cats, horses, travelling, writing, Star Wars, Star Trek, Alien, The Expanse, documentaries

🎮 Hates: Heat, mushrooms, peppers, sweet tasting stuff that’s meant to be dinner, spiders, deep water, 

🎮 Places visited: South Korea, United States of America, France, Spain, Italy, Belgium, Greece, Germany and Poland

🎮 Dream places to visit: Japan, Vietnam, New Zealand, Iceland, Argentina, Canada, Peru, Norway, Thailand, China, Singapore

🎮 Favourite Pokémon: Umbreon

🎮 Favourite Video Game Series: Mass Effect

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Do you do tag lists?

No, sorry

Do you take requests?

Again, no, sorry! :(

Will you read/recommend my story?

You can send it but I can’t guarantee I’ll read! I only recommend stories that I enjoy reading :)

Can I ask you when an update will be? Or for a sequel?

No sorry, I delete any asks asking for an update or a sequel. I’ve said before that I don’t answer these because it just means people continually ask! Sorry!

Why do you only accept direct messages from blogs you follow?

I’m sorry! I’m not very good at socialising and it made me very anxious to have people messaging all the time. It also opened the way for abuse so it was more for my own comfort <3

Will you post a selfie?

Nope, sorry

Do you post the updates you make?

I say yes, but I always forget so no for now!

Why do you always promise to write something and then it never happens?

Sorry :( I can only write what I feel inspired by! Sometimes I get a spur of inspiration for something but then it goes away. It’s harder for me to write nowadays and I often have to cajole myself into doing it. So I can only apologise!

Why don’t you update more?

I work a full time job which means I’m out of the house from 7:40 until around 4:30pm. I write in my free time, which also means I have to use that time to do things for myself as well. I don’t have the inspiration of incling to write as much anymore either, so I try and do what I can!

Can I repost/translate?

Sorry but no! I don’t allow my work to be reposted anywhere except for here and on my own ao3. My ao3 is the same as my tumbler username!

Why do you post so many cat things?

NO BECAUSE I GOT THIS

#28: longest fic you’ve read this year?

“Rigor Mortis” by @readyplayerhobi

god, this fic, it’s so- there aren’t even words to describe it. it’s the perfect blend between slow burn romance and horror, my two FAVORITE genres. it really did it for me, and the way jungkook was so perfectly written to match the readers taste all while going through a zombie apocalypse? it doesn’t get any better! that fic really holds a place in my heart, and i’ve fallen in love with it over and over since I read it! I highly recommend!

ooooooohh...honestly, I’ve thought about it.

😭😭😭😭😭