#reader:

like, the reader would be totally chill and accepting of it. like, ‘oh. ok. i guess i’ll just chill in this jail cell until that time comes, then.’

meanwhile anaxa and the reader’s followers are furiously scheming like ‘ok so we have to figure out where they are being held and here’s this super complex plan to get them out and save them and prove that the death sentence is ungrounded and an abuse of state power and—’

and then they break into the cell all dramatic and stuff — like, ‘do not fear! we’re gonna get you out of here!’ and they find the reader just… talking to this spider they befriended in their cell, or something. completely calm. if anything, they seem mildly disappointed that their conversation has been interrupted.

and then cue anaxa dragging them out by the collar like a wet rat and lecturing them about why they should be more careful because he swears to the fucking titans (which is a big swear for anaxa) if you do something stupid and get yourself fucking killed he will tear amphoreus apart by the seams and upheave the laws of this fucking world and stop at nothing until he has dragged you back from the river of souls with his own two bare fucking hands—

(safe to say, nobody has ever heard anaxa cuss like that before. perhaps nobody ever will again. but hey, he’s already lost one person, okay? more than one, actually. he wants to prevent that from happening again.)

I absolutely loved Rio. Was definitely one of my favourite movies as a kid.

And that? That sound positively awesome.

I can imagine the chaos of Reader being like: "haha. you thought you was doing a good decision, huh?" while she simply just climb up trees after Axe.

Big ol' liability, but the boys care about her.

Definitely gets shoved off of a ledge by Killer being a goof at some point unintentionally, meaning Dust has to go ahead and catch her because he has the power of zoomies that break the sound barrier.

I can definitely see her jumping and yelping whenever anything she doesn't know about touches her wings and tail- as well as being totally oblivious to the whole "eye-contant-equals-death-or-intimacy-respectively" thing in Avian culture.

Reader: I'm doing great.

Sun/Moon: Reader, turn around.

Reader, ignoring the fire behind them: no.

(MONSTERS REACT TO WEIRD HUMAN MECHANISMS FOR THE WIN-)

Black: He has no idea what a hiccup is, again. I mean... Not a lot of creatures with lungs live around him. There are marine mammals but... He doesn’t exactly meet them often unless he goes to the Blue Drop when he’s hunting. Let’s say he, for some reason, was carrying you outside the water, just carrying you around in his arms because he was moving somewhere while also showing you the surface and then...Hic.You go bright red while Black stops his gentle bobbing in the waves, hands on your chest. He... W... what’s that?!Your chest bounces erratically when you do, and you try to hold your breath to stop yourself from being so close to him but- you fail and you make another hiccup. You are very uncomfortable from the way his eyelights lock onto you while you can’t help but hiccup and...“why are you doing that? are you doing that on purpose? if not... what’s wrong with you-”Like with the other answers where you get sick, you’ll have to explain about hiccups to Black with something going on with your diaphragm... And while you say you’re fine, like the other answers, he’ll try to make you better and try healing you because you’re not supposed to do that- even if it’s usually completely fine. You’ll need to calm him down and get him to wait until it goes away...

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