#reader insert headcanons

Peter

Peter loves receiving nudes, he’s never too busy to look at a message from you, and seeing a photo of you like that is enough to make him end his work day early quite often. He has very little self-restraint when it comes to denying himself something that he wants. He particularly likes them if you’re wearing something of his. He saves them all in a secure folder on his computer, just because he likes to have them, and if for some reason you’re ever separated for a prolonged period, he likes to use them for himself.

He’s more than happy to send them as well, almost always when you’re busy so you either open them and get stuck thinking about it while unable to go see him, or you’re stuck wondering whether what he’s sent you is a nude or a photograph of a meal he’s made until you get a spare second. He likes to be difficult, and he likes that results that gets him when you get home.

Chris

Sending and receiving nudes makes Chris feel young again. Sometimes when you send them, he has a moment where he just sighs and thinks he’s too old for all this, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t love them. Especially if you’re wearing his favourite colour, or handling a weapon, that drives him insane. 

He doesn’t tend to send them back, but sometimes he does send you photos that are just that little bit risque. Fresh out of the shower, still dripping water, a photo of his food but his hand and forearm are in the shot just a little and you can see the veins.

Noah

When you send nudes, Noah just about implodes, particularly the first time. Though, the overwhelm and excitement doesn’t continuously lessen over time, it stopped decreasing after maybe the third time. He’s not surprised anymore, but he loves them just as much. He’s incredibly careful about opening his phone at work now.

Noah doesn’t send nudes, he’s too old and too busy and feels just a little too awkward about it. He doesn’t even try, he’d much rather just invite you over and have you there in person. Then he can have his way with you.

Derek

Derek is very reserved when you send him nudes, he’s able to completely school his face to something neutral, and at least half of the time can totally control his chemosignals, meaning nobody gets a clue as to what he just received. If he’s alone though, he has no issue pushing his hand down the front of his pants to do something about it.

It’s a very rare occasion that Derek sends nudes to you, and when he does he takes care to avoid the typical pitfalls that come with nudes from men - no straight down shots that feature his feet. He knows better than that. But, he can be a little nervous about sharing images of himself like that so it takes him being with his partner for quite some time before he’s comfortable sending them.

Deucalion

He’s incredibly smug about receiving nudes. He’s an older gentleman, but he’s still got it, and getting them from you is proof of that fact. He always has to add a little comment, a flirtatious line, and a promise that he’s going to deal with you when he gets home. 

Deucalion doesn’t send them himself, he would struggle as a result of his blindness, but he also would rather take the time to surprise you in person and do something for you than just send a nude. Though, he wouldn’t object to photos taken in person.

Jordan

When getting nudes, he gets quietly flustered. He won’t give a big reaction, just a light flush or a small smile. He doesn’t tend to save them, but if he gets one that’s particularly artistic he’ll keep it for himself, just to look at you - more as art than a sexual act.

He’s quite willing to send them himself, and he takes care to make sure they’re taken well. He’ll prop up his phone and set a timer to make sure he gets a good shot. He’s not too shy to kneel and spread his knees, showing himself off as best as he can. He has nothing to hide after all.

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Apple Picking

Crowley - feels a little weird about it at first, but still tags along; teases you a LOT; will whisper in your ear, ‘tempting’ you to pick an apple; calls you ‘Eve’ as a joke; picks the apples that are too far up for you to reach; turns into a snake at some point to scare some of the other patrons; makes sure you leave with the best apples in the orchard

Aziraphale - it reminds him a lot of Eden so he will tell you stories about it; will lift you up so you can reach the apples higher up; helps any children in the orchard; does some ‘magic’ tricks to put a smile on their faces; performs a miracle or two for you to make sure you get the best apples; praises you for finding all the good ones (even though he stacked the odds in your favor)

Anathema - excited to go with you; tells you about the magical properties and uses of apples and their seeds; somehow always picks the best apples without even trying; hypes up her apple pie recipe (but she doesn’t have to because you know it’s amazing); does an on-the-go abundance/protection spell for you with the apple seeds

Pumpkin carving/decorating

Crowley - begrudgingly agrees to it because of how excited you seem; whether he’s carving or decorating, he makes a HUGE mess; actually gets into it and hyper-focuses on his creation; tries to make something spooky but it ends up just being cute

Aziraphale - thinks this will be a great activity; has a lot of fun with it; will compliment your pumpkin no matter how it looks; super artistic apparently; his pumpkin turns out to be really good; proudly sets the pumpkins outside his shop

Anathema - loves this idea (and honestly will use any excuse to spend more time with you); again, informs you of the magical properties and uses of pumpkins and their seeds; tells you all about Samhain and All Hallow’s Eve; makes a really adorable pumpkin

Haunted House

Crowley - not super interested in going but if you’re really excited about it he’ll probably cave and go with you; he will try to scare the actors more than they scare him (you have to hold him back from giving all the actors heart attacks); very grumpy but will still hold your hand and take the lead if you need him to; complains the whole time about how lame it is but still gets jumpscared occasionally (though he will vehemently deny it if you try to point it out); will beat someone's ass; will probably get kicked out for fighting the actors if they scare you too much

Aziraphale - doesn’t understand why you think paying to get scared counts as ‘fun’, but will go with you anyway; is very polite to all the actors and compliments their costumes even if he’s scared; admires the hard work put into the set and makeup; fascinated by humans and their obsession with horror; definitely gets jumpscared and accidently performs a panic miracle (something like changing an actors outfit to be cute rather than scary or something silly like that); overall actually enjoys himself and is happy to see you have a good time

Anathema - probably doesn’t really want to go but will if you want to; points out all the inaccuracies; doesn’t get jumpscared easily because she sees all the scares coming; upset about the depiction of witches; still polite and kind to the actors; will hold your hand if you get scared though; very sweet and will definitely take the lead if you need her to

Scary Movies

Crowley - indifferent to the idea of scary movies but if you really want to watch one, he’ll do it; loves any excuse to cuddle up with you on the couch; lets you lean into him or hide in his shoulder if you get too scared; alternatively, if you don’t really get scared by horror movies, he’ll curl up into you; either way, the two of you are SUPER close (personal space who?); will tease you and try to scare you regardless of whether you like horror movies or not

Aziraphale - not a fan of scary movies, but if you insist, he’ll give in (he can’t seem to say no to you); clutches your hand the entire time; jumps at every little thing; he’s the one to hide in YOUR shoulder; if he’s able to look at the screen long enough, he will yell at the characters, trying to warn them of incoming danger (even though they obviously can’t hear him)

SAGE: 

Sage is a very busy woman, and because of that she doesn’t get a lot of opportunities to cuddle. 

When she does though, she’s very affectionate. 

She’s usually naturally cold, so she likes to snuggle up to you with a blanket or something

When spooning, she likes to be the little spoon, but is willing to try and be the big spoon too. 

Really likes sitting in your lap and having you wrap your arms around her waist. Perfect place for her to cover your face is kisses which leaves both of you a giggling mess. 

SKYE:

Skye loves cuddling. 

She always makes sure you know how much she cares about you by making sure you feel safe in her arms. 

She’s a big fan of the honeymoon hug position so she can hold you and be close to you. 

Doesn’t initiate the cuddling too often, but will always offer if she notices you feeling down. 

Not really cuddling, but I am a firm believer that Skye gives the absolute best hugs. 

JETT: 

Jett claims she doesn’t like cuddling. This is a complete lie. She just doesn’t want to look soft. 

The moment the two of you are alone, her head is in your lap as you play with her hair, or she’s wrapping her arms around you from behind as she rests her chin on your shoulder. 

She moves a lot in her sleep, so if the two of you are cuddling while you sleep, it’s likely just one of her arms draped over you or your legs intertwined. 

She doesn’t cuddle a whole lot unless the two of you are trying to sleep, so during the day it’s mostly just long hugs or leaning against you. 

REYNA: 

Despite her intimidating demeanor, she loves holding you in her arms. 

She’s always warm, so she makes a wonderful cuddling partner if you’re cold. 

Really fond of cuddling positions like the sweetheart’s cradle and the half-spoon. She’s always the big spoon though, but she finds it funny when you attempt to try and be the big spoon instead. 

2. Grell gets excited whenever she is on the receiving end of affection/acts of service.

Face down in the garden. That’s where they left her. Avoided by Sebastian once again, Grell has no idea why it was even surprising anymore. Bassy has business to attend to and Grell was not to ruin it, he’d said. He’d instructed Grell to stay right there, not move a muscle, and cause no trouble. So, stay in the garden she did. Her hair, she’s pretty sure, has leaves and twigs mangled in it. Her glasses have been knocked off her head, though she refrains from replacing them, for she has her orders.

It isn’t until footsteps are heard approaching in the grass that Grell strains her eyes to see who it is. Your face — your worried expression, the creased eyebrows and all — greets her. What is she doing laying out in the grass? Is she okay? You thought she was hurt! Grell has to convince you more than once that she is not, in fact, injured in any way. Physically.

“Only my heart, my dear. Only my heart has been wounded!” The reaper sighs, dramatically flipping over onto her back only to drape an arm over her forehead. Her body deflates into the grass. What to do now? Well, now that she’s moved, effectively throwing that ‘don’t move a muscle’ rule out the window, she can theoretically go see what Bassy is up to—

But before Grell can lift herself from the ground, she feels the gentle tug of her arm being removed from her face. She’s about to question it when another sensation startles the living daylights out of her, not expecting something to touch her face so suddenly. But she calms fairly quickly. It’s only her glasses hugging the bridge of her nose. You’ve fixed them right up for her. She’s about to thank you when your hands grace the surface of her skin once more. Your fingertips trail over her defined jawline which transforms into your palm pressing to her cheek, thumb brushing the spot right below where her newly placed glasses rest. She…she doesn’t know what to say. She’s never been handled so gently before and…it makes excitement bubble in her chest. She can’t speak. But she can let out a high pitched scream.

The reaper begins an onslaught of cooing and squealing over the action, shooting up from the ground and into an upright position so suddenly she nearly bashes your nose in with her head. She’s kneeling now, quickly realizing how her change in position has shooed your hand away and is desperately placing it back where it was before. She holds it there like it’s her lifeline. Happy tears rim her enchanting green eyes. She asks you, in a voice somehow more energetic than you’ve ever witnessed, if you can keep doing that. Keep making her feel…like that. Safe. Cared for. You, of course, oblige.

You would have even if she hadn’t asked. You lay her down, that glorious mane of ruby red hair splayed out over your legs, her head resting in your lap. She’s on her back now, alternating between staring at the sky and into your eyes. She notices — how could she not have before!? — that your eyes shine nearly as bright as the sun. With the realization, a new bout of giddiness courses through Grell like a shiver, causing her to kick her legs. She can’t think to express her happiness in any other way. She’s here. With you. She can chase after Bassy some other time. But right now, she just can’t help but feel absolutely over the moon with your hands gently massaging her face. Combing through her hair. Making her heart beat out of her chest.

Vera is a woman that has shown herself to be a strong woman, she has shown herself to be a reliable and always ready to help a teammate and it has secured her place in what you would call the 'inner circle' — these are survivors that are incredibly talented at the game, and if you had them on your team you were guaranteed a win or a tie as long as something didn't happen early match.

This didn't mean that she was snobby or had her head up her ass either; she chose to date you for a reason, she's a woman that enjoys someone who she can connect to, even if she cannot remember certain things due to her self-inflicted short term memory due to euphoria. In fact, you were the reason she began to take her diary more seriously as a way to make sure she never forgot the important things. She even started carrying her diary around with her in order to jot down little notes every once in a while in case she may forget something.

The smile on her face every time you would talk to her was enough to brighten up a room, sure, it may be something small or having to tell her in words that you needed her to do something, but the smile she would always give whenever she heard your voice was just... so pure and wonderful. She truly did love you, and even if she wanted to hear your voice all the time, she knew that she shouldn't push you to speak all the time, as even the silent discussions the two of you would have was enough to her.

The day she heard other survivors mocking the fact you didn't talk... You didn't even need to ask her to know she was in a bad mood. If you bring it up first to her, she'll ask how long they've been mocking you for your vocal ability, if you don't wish to talk about it she won't confront you about it.

Don't get me started on if a survivor tries to mock you right in front of her or to her because she won't hold back; she isn't an inner circle survivor for nothing as she isn't afraid to kick a hunter's ass, so why was another survivor any different? She wouldn't be afraid to choke another out, she wasn't afraid to give them a black eye if they dared insult you to her: she had done it before for a completely different reason when Kreacher had tried to force gender roles onto the women of the manor. That man's personality when it came to the gender roles was as bad as his smell.

If you tell her to not go after the other survivors, she won't; she respects you too much to go against your wishes and as much as she was a woman that did anything in her power to rise up above the gender norms but she hated seeing you upset.

As much as she would want for you to forget the mockery of your mutism, she swore to herself she would not force euphoria upon you as she hated the effects it brought to her long term, she also didn't want you forgetting about your relationship with her if she was to use too much of it on you.

"Those people don't know what they're talking about — you are the Vera Nair's special lover, you are the person I chose, and I chose you because I love you." She would mutter over and over on occasion, most likely while giving you a facial with some of the beauty care products she was able to bring to the manor.