#reader incorrect quotes

Macharia, knocking on Y/n's door - Are you having a depressing episode right now? Y/n - Episode? Please. I'm having a depressing series and I'm on season 8.

*Y/n tapping the table at a rhythm* *Hestia tapping the table in response* Helios - Stop that. Y/n - What? Helios - You're talking about me in Morse code. Hestia, scarily - Yes, that's what we are doing. In our precious free where we could be talking idly, we were taking a class on a very outdated and unnecessary communication just so we could talk bad about you in front of you [Later] Y/n to Cael - That's exactly what we did.

Y/n - What do you get when you mix a emotionally unstable person with a ray of sunshine? Cael - ...... Y/n - I'm talking about you and the Marchioness

Harmonia - Y/n, you need to be nicer. Y/n - I am nice. Harmonia - You threatened Her Highness Diana with a knife this morning..... Y/n - Yeah but I didn't stab her

Y/n - How is the married life going for you? Cael - I caught Hes burning our wedding certificate yesterday. Y/n - ....? Cael - She looked up at me and said, 'Good luck returning me without the receipt'.

Y/n - I sorta did something and I need advice but I don't want a lot of criticism or judgement Uros - ....and you came to me?

Y/N: I don’t know him.

Klaus: What is this?

Y/n: Affection.

Klaus: Disgusting… Do it again.

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Kol: I’ve always wanted to rescue a stray.

Picks up a Y/n.

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Elijah: So, tell us a little bit about yourself.

Y/n: I’d rather not, I really like this group.

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Kol: Truth or Dare?

Y/n: Truth.

Kol: I dare you to kiss me.

Y/n, leaning in and smirking: Well, I didn’t come here to lose.

Rebekah: They didn’t even say dare though-

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Klaus: Can you be serious for five minutes?

Y/n: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Y/n: I’m the type of person that likes to think things through.

Elijah: I once say you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

(Bonus) Y/n: That’s not the point.

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Y/n: would you stop doing that?

Kol: To quote Hamlet, act III, Scene III, line 57, "no".

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Y/n: What’s a medical name for the urge to do something stupid and reckless?

Rebekah:

Klaus:

Elijah:

Kol: No idea, but I’m sure it’s transmittable because now I have it too.

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Klaus: How do you plead?

Y/n: …

Kol, mouthing: Not guilty

Y/n: ???

Y/n: Hot… Milky?

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Y/n: I can’t deal with this right now, stress is bad for the baby.

Elijah: WHAT BABY?

Y/n: Me.

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Y/n: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Elijah: Just rip the bandage off.

Y/n: It’s Klaus.

Warnings:none

A/N: it’s kinda stupid….but I couldn’t help myself. It’s a joke btw. But fr someone explain this to me???

Miguel: I protect the multiverse

Peter B. Parker: I protect my family

Miles: I protect my friends

Reader: I protect people from hurting each other over Stanley cups from target

It's just that the lack of content about Peggy and reader is a little frustrating. 🤕

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Y/n: Peggy, are you alright? You seem really tired. Peggy: Yeah, sorry. I didn't sleep well last night. Y/n: Maybe you should take a nap? Peggy: No, I can't. I have too much work to do. Y/n: Well, you know what they say: "Work hard, nap harder."

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Y/n: I feel like I'm not good enough for you.

Peggy: Nonsense, darling. You're the only one who can handle my sass.

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Y/n: I'm sorry, I'm just really bad at dancing.

Peggy: That's alright, I'm not so great either.

Y/n: Really? You always look so graceful...

Peggy: That's because I have a secret weapon.

Y/n: What's that?

camilo: OW, Y/N! JESUS CHRIST.

y/n: what the HELL are you doing telling people that we're a gay couple?!