#rdr2 uncle

Have a gifset of a cougar wreaking havoc on my housebuilding

People start doing DNA tests and jokingly recreating the Van Der Linde gang with mini reunions on the internet.

Man… this makes me wanna draw people who look vaguely like the gang recreating this image in modern times…

Arthur- 6'0" (183cm) my beautiful baseline king. Tbh this makes it easier to base everyone else's height offa Arthur since he's the main playable character n all.

John- 6'2" (188cm) to Arthur's despair and a point of pride for John. They both remember the growth spurt that did it.

Dutch- 5'11" (180cm) but if you ask him he says 6 foot. Wears lifts or tall boots to make himself taller >.>

Hosea- 5'9" (175cm) not too tall, not too short. A very unintimidating height. Makes it better (sexier) when he bosses folks around.

Grimshaw- 4'11" (150cm) big angy, tiny package

Tilly- 5'4" (162.5cm) average lady height idk

Uncle- 5'10" (178cm) if it weren't for his lumbago he'd be 6'3" and no thats not a lie at all

Abigail- 5'6" (167cm) she's gotta get on her tippy toes to hug/kiss John and John loves picking her up

Bill- 6'1" (185.5cm) something something I like tall husky men

Javier- 5'7" (170cm) short king represent! Also, the height difference with his ship pairings🤤

Sean- 5'9" (175cm) my baby just has the silliest height. And he swears its proportional👀

Lenny- 5'11" (180cm) he only found out while standing next to a barefoot Dutch at the percolator in the morning. Filed it away for a rainy day

Charles- 6'3" (190.5cm) the Lone Wolf. The American Bison. A big scary man with the softest heart😭💕

Karen- 5'10" (178cm) I love love love the idea of Karen being tall. Like, there's a reason she can handle the kickback on those rifles. Also...for my lesbian fantasies.

Mary-Beth- 5'5" (165cm) a perfectly dainty height. Uses that extra inch and her tip toes to give Tilly forehead kisses🥰

Molly- 5'3" (160cm) she loved literally getting swept off her feet by Dutch (past tense👀)

Pearson- 5'9" (175cm) idk man I literally dont think abt Pearson that much. He yells at me too much about the stringy meat I donate ( ￣-￣)

Swanson- 6'0" (183cm) but you'd never know cuz man's is always on his ass

Kieran- 5'8" (173cm) he's a little shrimpy but also I think he'd be taller if he stood up straight

Sadie- 5'5" (165cm) she is tiny but mighty

Jack- uhhh how tall are children? 3 feet tall (100cm)

Trelawney- 6'1" (185.5cm) why is he so tall? Well, he's gotta put all that charisma somewhere (its the top hat really)

- John is the best/funniest person to ragebait.

- Sean, John, & Arthur ate dirt as kids.

- Charles would love a lazy river and would spend hours there. Though, he would actively avoid Uncle who is also enjoying the lazy river.

- I feel like Karen would have a few pet reptiles. Like a chameleon or a gecko.

- I just know Tilly and Abigail have chased John with frogs. He doesn't like them. They look at him weird.

- Javier has bitten someone in a fight and will do it again.

- Arthur once tripped and fell into a mud puddle and he was about to just let it take him until Charles showed up.

- Hosea will just hide shit, for no reason other than he was bored. The remote? Gone. Dutch's books? Never existed. Someone's cigarette box? In a trench at the bottom of the ocean.

- Jack is the only person who can counteract this. He finds everything. Arthur will be just standing around looking for a pen and suddenly Jack is handing it to him.

- John would be that kid in middle school who was forced into band and played the flute. (He was horrible) Only to be kicked out because the flute "mysteriously" broke.

- Arthur threw it at him after John tried stealing his journal.

U: How you keeping?

C: I'm keeping.

U: I like that... big, tough, taciturn. Yes, that's the word, taciturn.

C: Is it? I don't know what it means.

U: Well... kinda means big and tough, and... hiding how dumb you are by not saying much.

C: That's me.  

U: Oh, it doesn't have to be.

C: If the choice is folks thinking I'm dumb but not knowing for sure, and folks knowing I'm dumb because I sound like you, I think I'd rather keep them wondering.

U: I see what you did there, mighty clever. You know, maybe you ain't so dumb. In that case, you'll say something.

C: Say what?

U: I don't know... if I knew, I'd say it.

C: Maybe it just don't need to be said, ever think of that? Maybe... maybe silence is okay.

U: Silence... silence, I've got enough time for silence. It's called eternity.

C: I'm starting to understand eternity a little better, it's going to be a lot like this conversation.

U: You are a very boring man, Charles Smith. You know that?