the big lebowski script starters . - pt 1 / 2 .
‘ this aggression will not stand. ’ ‘ where’s the money, __? ’ ‘ you got the wrong guy. ’ ‘ obviously, you’re not a golfer. ’ ‘ at least i’m housebroken. ’ ‘ it really tied the room together. ’ ‘ were you listening to the story, __? ’ ‘ forget it, __, you’re out of your element. ’ ‘ you never went to college? ’ ‘ did i urinate on your rug? ’ ‘ i’m not trying to scam anyone here. ’ ‘ are you employed? ’ ‘ is this a — what day is it? ’ ‘ oh, ‘fuck it.’ yes, that’s your answer. that’s your answer to everything. ’ ‘ your revolution is over! ’ ‘ get a job! ’ ‘ the bums will always lose! ’ ‘ he’s a nihilist. ’ ‘ i’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna find a cash machine. ’ ‘ you brought a fucking pomeranian bowling? ’ ‘ you’re entering a world of pain. ’ ‘ has the whole world gone crazy? ’ ‘ am i the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? ’ ‘ put the piece away. ’ ‘ you happy, you crazy fuck? ’ ‘ i myself dabbled with pacifism at one point. ’ ‘ you know [name] has emotional problems! ’ ‘ you’re not wrong, [name], you’re just an asshole. ’ ‘ what makes a man? ’ ‘ mind if i smoke a j? ’ ‘ she is the light of my life. ’ ‘ strong men also cry. ’ ‘ he’s a fucking pervert. ’ ‘ shut the fuck up, [name]. ’ ‘ life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. ’ ‘ are you ready to be fucked, man? ’ ‘ yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, uh, your opinion, man. ’ ‘ her life is in your hands. ’ ‘ this isn’t a fucking game, [name]. ’ ‘ i love you, [name], but sooner or later you’re gonna have to face the fact that you’re a god damn moron. ’













