#raw dog

Uncle Sam is as close to a mascot as a flop of a country like America has, created as a propaganda tool to stir up jingoistic feelings in potential soldiers during the War of 1812, a personification of the country in the form of an old guy with a little beard pointing his finger at your head while wearing this little outfit and saying "I Want You," and you're like, Me? Sorry, you are not my type, but he doesn't want you like that, he wants you to drone-strike civilians to secure a fossil fuel deal that will kill the planet. Oh! Sorry, still no thank you.