#ratchetron

Ratchetron? Megachet? Either way, it's Megatron x Ratchet and it is my SHIT. I just developed this ship after finishing TFP: Predacons Rising and I was just sitting around thinking (which is never a bad thing) and I found myself wondering: what the hell happened to Megatron after that? So I got to developing my postwar headcanon. Part of it was that Megatron kinda went "I fucked up big time and feel really bad" but the Autobots couldn't execute him because a. he's filled with dark energon and probably wouldn't die and b. they would have a martyr for the Decepticons if they did. So they just kinda... let him live. So, the shippy part: Ratchet's fucking PISSED. He screams himself hoarse at Megatron every time he sees him. He gets so angry he bursts into tears. One day he hits him as he cries and Megatron just holds the old medic because he doesn't know what else to do and he feels like he deserves all of the punishment Ratchet can give him. Everything Ratchet is screaming at him is things he's said to himself, and somehow it hurts more coming from another person. All this tension is being built up between these two, and everyone thinks Megatron is gonna snap and kill Ratchet, but he never does. When he does snap, he just pins Ratchet against the wall and starts kissing him. Violently. Everyone is surprised, but Ratchet starts kissing back and then the two end up having a violent and angry frag session and it provides the relief and catharsis they both were looking for. Both of them deny anything happened at first, but they're a lot more civil with each other from then on. When they meet, they mostly reminisce about Optimus and how much of a nerd he used to be, but eventually the relationship becomes something deeper. Megatron panics because oh no last time he liked someone a war started and oh gosh he's never felt this way before because he liked Orion Pax sure, but not like this and aaaaaaaaaaa Ratchet thinks he's too old for a silly crush and ends up being the forward one in the relationship and it bLOSSOMS AND IT'S BEAUTOFUL AND THEY HAVE AB ABY ANDD NAME HIM AGTER OPPY BUT HIS PRE PRIME SELF SO THEU HAVE A LIL ORION BAB RUNNING AROUND AND AGH I love this ship and have thought a lot a bout it I'm so sorry this post is so much longer than I thought it would be