A Preview Summary of Eminemโs Beef with Ja Rule
50 cent: i hate that mofo
Eminem: hey, want me to kill that guy for you?
50+Em: ๐ ok, dad. Weโre sorry. Weโll be good.
Ja Rule: hey, em. Wrote you a song.
Dre: ๐ณ๐ฎ๐๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ซช๐ซฃ
*time travelers from the future arrive just to play the line from Hamilton where the Southern Motherfuckinโ Democratic Republicans sing ๐ถ you ever see somebody ruin their own life?๐ถ
50โs inner monologue: *get him get him get him get him*
Em: Ahemโฆ ๐๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซฏ๐ซฏ๐ซฏ๐ซฏ๐ซฏ๐ซฏ๐ซฏ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ชโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
Ja: ๐ณ๐ถ๐ค oh yeah well fuck you too
Eminem: ๐ถlook. I am taking every ounce of energy to explain to you very clearly that if you donโt shut the fuck up right now and also forever, the next step is you dying. For real. People will die over this. I donโt really give a fuck about you or what happens to you. But if someone dies on my side cuz of this, itโll really bum me out. I need you to understand that I have a lot of people who will kill you if I ask them. I donโt ask people to do murder. But at this point, idk if I can stop them if you donโt SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. I will walk away from rap forever if you insist on prolonging this. Stay dead motherfucker.๐ถ๐ค
Ja: psh. Whatever white boy. Nobody cares. Go away. Rap doesnโt even want you here. Right guys?
Every other rapper regardless of beef politics: ๐ซฅ๐ซฅ๐ซฅ๐ซฅ๐ซฅ
Every rapper in the world: ๐ถ๐ซฅ
Em: what do you think, guys? You want me to stick around?
Every other rapper: ๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก
Em as โWithout Meโ plays distantly in the BG: Hey, Ja. ๐ช๐ฉธ
Ja: ๐ต โ ๏ธ ๐ ๐ชฆ
Ja: ๐งโโ๏ธ *looks around* I think theyโre gone. ๐
50: ๐๐ค๐ซ๐ช๐ฉธ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช
Ja: ๐โ ๏ธ๐ต๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ชฆโx โพ๏ธ