Cosmere Characters Building Legos
As requested by @mysticat-collecting-hats :)
If Legos came to the Cosmere, here is how that might go.
Steris: Oh, I don't do anything impressive.
Steris: I'm one of those boring people who just buys a kit and then follows the instructions.
Wax: IS THAT A THREE-FOOT-TALL LEGO VERSION OF KEDRIK SHAW???
Steris: ...
Steris: Not the tone I expected.
Gavinor: [silently builds a Lego tower]
Gavinor: [silently knocks it down]
Gavnior: [silently builds a Lego tower]
Gavinor: [silently knocks it down]
Dalinar: Are you pretending to be a Highstorm there, son?
Gavinor: [stares silently at Dalinar]
Dalinar: A-As long as itāsā¦fun?
Vivenna: Ha ha, we didnāt have Legos in Idris! Way too colorful.
Vivenna: We had Graygos.
Vivenna: Theyāre these uniform gray bricks. You can build anything! As long as itās gray.
Denth: Are Idrian childrenā¦okay?
Vivenna: Why do you ask?
Adolin: I always thought Legos were for girls, but theyāre actually pretty fun!
Adolin: And my wife is amazingājust look at this amazing castle sheās building!
Shallan: You, meanwhile, have been busy matching up knight pieces and horse pieces in the way that ābest complements their individual strengths and style.ā
Adolin: I know where my strengths lie.
Raoden: Oh, Iām not big on Legos.
Raoden: Nobody likes stepping on them, of course, but for someone like meā¦
Raoden: Well, letās just say there is that moment of sheer, blind panic that perhaps this pain in your foot will last forever.
Sarene: Um, Raoden? Do you perhaps have some trauma?
Raoden: Now that you mention itā¦
Wyndle: I love Legos!
Wyndle: I collect the 3x1 flat green bricks!
Lift: Oh, Wyndle...
Wyndle (defensively): I'm allowed to have hobbies!
Lift: I play Lego the way nature intended!
Lift: By building with whatever haphazard assortment of pieces I happen to have!
Lift: Although...for some reason I never seen to have any flat green 3x1 pieces...
Wyndle: [looking away, whistling]
Nikaro: That is a very impressive Lego tower, Yumi!
Yumi: Aww, thanks!
Nikaro: ...
Nikaro: Why are you stacking them smooth side to smooth side though instead...like...locking them together?
Yumi: Ha ha! I'm not a child, Nikaro!
Nikaro: ...
Yumi: What?
Ham: You know, these Lego bouquets are created by taking a bunch of miscellaneous pieces from other sets - pieces that were not meant to go together ā and re-envisioning what they can do. Together.
Vin: That is kind ofā¦beautiful.
Ham: It is, isnāt it?
Vin: Bringing together all these pieces⦠All of these fiddly, tiny, endless piecesā¦.
Ham: ā¦Are you bored? Do you want to do something elā
Vin: (already leaping out the window): YES THANK YOU
Ham: [peacefully continuing to build] Expected that.
Raboniel: I believe that there is much potential in Legos
Raboniel: But in order to unlock what they can truly doā¦
Raboniel: We must turn toā¦illegal techniques
Navani: [gasps]
Raboniel: (slots a brick into a clip that is slightly too wide so that the clip is stretched a little)
Navani: ā¦
Navani: I expected slightly more