#rantagous

IT’S A DUMB LABEL FOR TWO HUMAN MALES WHO HAPPEN TO GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP OR TWO HUMAN FEMALES. I’M NOT SURE WHY THEY USE IT, BUT HUMANS ARE PRETTY STUPID.

> The minute-hours not doing anything turn to minute-seconds getting yourself to Karkat’s hive. Flash step allows you to by pass Tavros, upset as he may be, you’ve a bigger fish to fry, and then you can BOTH tackle cheering up the wonderbull Taurus.

> Quiet as you can, you check windows, you pull yourself up to peek into the windows, finding the one for his block and holding tight. You’re light, and stronger than you look, so its not much problem to keep yourself up as you gently open the window enough to get yourself into his room.

> Head first, you slink in, and flash over to the door, locking it as you straighten up, looking over to see if karkat has responded to your presence just yet. Nothing? You feel a bit of pride that you’ve not gotten yourself caught just yet. He may just actually be asleep. Time to find out.

>One last little flash step, and you’re by the bed, staring at the lump under the blanket and using a boney hand to cover up Karkat’s mouth, the curve at the base of your thumb resting against his nose through the blanket.

IT’S NOTHING PERSONAL I’M JUST REALLY NOT OKAY ENOUGH RECENTLY TO FOCUS.

I LIKE GRAPES. THEY ARE DECENT WHEN YOU ARE STARVING.

Good.

rantagous

I KNOW THE FEEL.

I AM BLESSED WITH SYMPATHETIC FOLLOWERS I ALSO HOPE YOUR DAY HAS BEEN MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN MINE