#randomness goes off script

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🧩 angies-list

One cup for me, one cup for the guests I haven't met yet ❤️

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🎄xxmmaass Follow

I'm rather done with people asking me whether I'm more organs or more gaslighting. You see, I'm gonna answer the former every time, because if I was the latter, I'd lie. Folks from my town are raised on lateral thinking puzzles, secondhand smoke, and roller coasters.

#serious post

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🕯 2xbt Follow

why this album be so falling titan coded?

🫧 hydro-jenn Follow

you picked

the ONE SONG

on the WHOLE ALBUM

that WASN'T falling titan coded

🛄 le-risque Follow

Jenn, you are my best friend, and I say this sincerely: you are this close to getting kung pow penised. My URL was literally taken from the song. It might have been able to pass as Lightless Flame-core if it didn't spend endless amounts of time being self-deprecating to the singer - the viewpoint is that if you're insignificant, you might as well do whatever the hell you want, since the world is so big and full of shit to do.

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🚪 the-new-door Follow

flat movable structure used to open and close an entrance

✝️ go-forth-and-die Follow

Did op just define what a door was

Did op have to highlight those letters individually

👁️ tfw-096 Follow

Mmm, nope. It didn't highlight them individually. As for question 1, yes, that is what a door is.

✝️ go-forth-and-die

Did tfw-096

just flip a fucking coin

👁️ tfw-096 Follow

Hm. Good point. Why don't you stop asking so many rhetorical questions and TRY GETTING ANY INFORMATION ON THE DOOR IN THIS ECONOMY

🌀 no1-willwoodfan Follow

the door

🔄 kurouzuch0 Follow

the door

♋️ lintball-is-gay Follow

the door

📓 xx-notgerardway-xx

and as expected the door simps flood the chat

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screw-the-artefαcts-deactivated0162907

literally shaking over my blorbo

🐺 00monsieurmangetout Follow

YOUR BLORBO IS DEAD, SASHA

YOU ARE THE BLORBO

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🔵 lifetime-achievement-award Follow

Agree with OP. He's not interesting and he's also kind of an asshole at times. Why does he hate being killed even though he likes conformity so much?

❇️ pet-thepartydog follow

I'm sorry what? Am I out of the loop?

🍋‍🟩 fortynine-ninetyfive follow

Oh you sweet summer child...

🔮 whackable-mole follow

Party dog, the OP is Pokey. The second poster is also Pokey. He pretends he has sniggles so he can cheer himself on in arguments. He has to have about twenty of those accounts.

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📗 creeping-judas

Why does nobody sell Nibbly dolls? Lords know he could do with better marketing.

👾 camera-addict follow

Someone already made those. The cabbage patch kids did it and they got recalled because they were so lame.

🍃 fluffdemic follow

Uhhh if memory serves they got recalled for TEARING CHILDREN'S HAIR OFF WITH THEIR MOUTHS? You're talking about the polar opposite of lame when it comes to the men upstairs!

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🌸 bigshotte-hotte follow

Am I going through some kind of second puberty? There's patches on my arm fluff where it's sort of coming off.

🎀 honeybean follow

That is not puberty. That is male pattern baldness.

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🎆 diskoball follow

I got an idea. How about Blinky not trying to kill us because he hates how we dance? I used to be someone. I had a life. I had a name, for goodness's sake. I'm not a sniggle. I'm a human and I'm being paid next to nothing to pretend to be a sniggle on a god damn stage. I need to sleep. I can't find Lauren. I don't know where they took her.

🔵 lifetime-achievement-award Follow

I'm pretty sure he's gonna kill you now. Good thing, too. As if your voice wasn't bad enough, you always break on that high note.

💕 pigfault Follow

Ok fuck you. Permission to formally cancel Pokey?

💜 veel-stengeance Follow

Well, I trawled the blog. Gunship was in the interests section (hooray, they have good taste!). I was inclined to believe they were one of my pals impersonating me as a joke - the "ka-tet" comment would back that up - until I saw this.

This picture can't be real. It's definitely my room and my face, but I never took this. It's definitely been edited in some form. Look at the colours on the reflection. All wrong.

brainrotting the few

It’s so rare that I get to escape that awful prison I was so cruelly locked inside. I really do miss being able to move. Ah, memories.

With platonic love,

@moistsupreme :3

“I must admit it’s a pretty good joke” - Dib Membrane

Didn’t realise anybody cared enough about me to wholesale steal my blog but ok. Thx for that, potato man.

Might take a closer look at them a bit later. I have a concert to go to rn but I’m sure it’ll be entertaining to see what Factual Fictional Entropy posted.

Also, for the record, the moon isn’t inhabited. A couple of people landed on it back in the day, but right now there’s nothing alive on its surface.

You know what moon IS inhabited? THIS ONE AYYY