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Baron Afanas is such self esteem and attitude goals. He was accidentally charred down to basically a torso, arm, and head. Buried in the ground, thought dead. Came back in said form. Still lived his best life. Started his own family with The Sire and Hellhound. Got a cute house in the woods. Was wished back into full form, looking better than ever. Didn't let it go to his head. He is so approachable. And he gives advice. He is everything!

jesper fahey in cowboy boots save me. save me jesper fahey cowboy boots. if you can hear me jesper fahey cowboy boots save me.

If ya'll decide that you can't ship Occtis because he's undead then you're cowards on this, the monsterfucker webbed site 😔

people on bsky arguing who the best lightsaber duelist is when Obi-Wan is right there. He is clearly the GOAT. Everyone knows this.

i hate it when people use "survival of the fittest" to justify their ableism when they don't even know what it actually means