May 16, 2025
I knows it’s kinda sorta none of my business but you’ve been gone for a while, you doing alright if you don’t mind me asking?
just some missions nothing crazy really
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I knows it’s kinda sorta none of my business but you’ve been gone for a while, you doing alright if you don’t mind me asking?
just some missions nothing crazy really
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Captain Flirting is a diplomatic weapon Kirk
Sulu: *trying to solve a hard puzzle so they can get back to the Enterprise before dying*
Random Alien/Red Shirt: My life is in the hands of an idiot?
Chekov: No, no, no. Two idiots.
Doodle page from last night feat @fantastic-mr-soc ‘s Alphonse.
Random Alien: Are you a Captain?
Kirk: Usually called "Captain Kirk." Or "Jim." Or "Get off this planet." Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn't a name.
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alien threat of the week: we have your child.
bones: joanna is back on earth.
alien of the week, frustrated: then who the hell just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made me cut the crust off his PB&J?
bones: oh god.
aotw: what?
bones: you have the captain.
Alien Threat of the Week: If you care about your crew member, you’ll come aboard our ship.
Bones: Which member?
Alien Threat of the Week: Commander Spock.
Bones: *walks away*
Alien of the Week: You must be terrified. Waking up in a strange place, wearing strange clothes, imprisoned by a strange being on a strange hovering device? Strange, isn't it?
Kirk: Hardly. It's not the first time.