It’s been roughly a week since the end of wild life and the lifers thought hey let’s have a party to celebrate the win this time! And safe to say they didn’t expect when they returned to hermit craft to see somehow all the wildcard effects had made their way to hermitcraft. They saw a tiny doc in a jar while in the background Jevin and Joe were having a kaju sized battle, Keralis was having a fencing match with his own snail on top of his yacht, Xisuma and False were figuring out what was and wasn’t safe to eat every ten minutes, Zedaph has been stuck in a trivia battle with the robot for over half a day now, and Cub has been speeding up and slowing down randomly for the past week.
And when they found Mumbo he was randomly switching between superpowers every half hour and he explained to them all this has been happening for the past week and not even ten minutes later Joel gets a call from Lizzie saying something similar is happening over in Empire’s…eh Grian is sure it’ll be fine
Rando anon
And if it's not fine then, well, it's no longer Grian's problem! Everybody else can figure this one out, he's on break now.
Turns out the others disagree with this, so he has to fix it. But not before they all have a bit of fun with everything!

















