#rampo

PRE DATING

when you first joined the detective agency, Ranpo wasn't planning into giving you any mind.. Until he heard someone talk about how your face is scary. Of course not in a mean way! Like.. Expressionless?

Ranpo isn't the one to use his 'ability' for something like this for many reasons. 1. He is lazy, 2. He shouldn't because it's disrespectful.

When you pass by after a while from knowing each other, he'd throw some teasing comments or two. Hell, he would even jokingly call you 'cold hearted girl'! (song reference??? Please don't hurt him like this anymore??)

Ranpo, though, isn't the one to go far, so he knows when to pout into his lollipop when you scold (threat him). But both of you know he's just joking and being annoying.

He thought that was all to you, thought. Because a nagging feeling inside him kept him going to try and make you laugh.. But all his attempts went to fail, so he just gave up on trying so.

That's all until he sees one of the sweetest smiles ever!!

He was assigned (forced) to take a case he kept complaining about not wanting to do so, but of course nobody gave a fuck. But just as he went downstairs, his absolute fatass remembered a small chocolate bar he hid in his desk. He was actually happy he had something he can munch on while solving this..

But he took YEARS to come upstairs because holy shit is he lazy as fuck. Climbing the stairs all this way is a whole exercise of two month to him lmao. After he went back inside the agency's office. He saw something he didn't predict..

You, sniffing a flower, with the most gentle smile on your lips. You were holding one of Fukuzawa's cats (how they managed to sneak here? We don't knooooww) in your arms. His eyes immediately snapped open.

He didn't care about anything else, not the fact his chocolate was eaten by a SPECIFIC SOMEONE (Dazai). He was just focused on your face. Is that why you hide your smile? Because you'd hypnotize everyone around you? Dazai would be more of an annoying piece of shit than him if he saw that.

DATING

He's also an annoying piece of shit. He wouldn't stop thinking about your smile. It genuinely stirred something in him. Something beautiful. The memory of your curved lips was nagging in his head.

So as your boyfriend, he's determined to make it happen again.

Suddenly, alot of cats are in the office in a supposed casual Tuesday. Cat food is thrown all around it's seed for birds. Atsushi and another white cat are having an awkward stare off. While the rest are....Kinda enjoying the company?? Except Kunikida. He's screaming.

“look, Y/n! These are just like us!”

“we are not cats, Ranpo.”

“oh? So you don't to hug these two kittens??”

“... Make some space.”

Ranpo would like to show his trust and affection to show you how much he loves and appreciates you. He hands you snacks casually, hugs you outta nowhere, and demands (begs and whines) you to company him in any case he goes to.

He's doing a little too much, sometimes nagging you to smile and trying to squish and play with your face, which makes your frown harden.

But he always means well! And if you asked him to slow down, he will pout but do it immediately. And THAT is enough to bring a genuine, small smile on your lips. He noticed it.

Huh...Making you smile is actually easier than he thought.

>> #Author's note ::

"this took too long.. But hope you like it???"

#KURO✦OUT—