Jul 26, 2024
*Cut to Johnson in the chemical storage closet*
"... you sure you don't, like, wanna talk about it or something? This doesn't seem... healthy." -Johnson
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*Cut to Johnson in the chemical storage closet*
"... you sure you don't, like, wanna talk about it or something? This doesn't seem... healthy." -Johnson
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Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games, unlimited games, and no games?
"... uh, it seems like we don't get any games in either option? I guess I'll take the bacon?" "... unless I'm missing something here..." -Carmine
Hey Crump, give us some embarrassing Grodus secrets! Spill that tea.
“I’ve walked in on him when he’s doing it, too. He jumped about a mile in the air, buh huh huh! Hey, at least he’s not, like... eating the aquarium gravel? Anyway, so far I’ve counted five different names: ‘Snurfles’, ‘Snappy’, ‘Sharkray’, ‘Salmon’, and ‘Selene’. There’s a lot more than five in there, though, so he probably has a lot of other dumb names!
Other than the fish thing, though? Uh... he, like, acted funky when someone got a magnet too close to him once. I will never forget that legendary karaoke night as long as I live.” -Lord Crump
How's Johnson doing?
“Normal Johnson behavior. Though I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jesse that mad...” -Carmine (X-Naut)