#quewe'd

Good question!

Bad. Apparently. You can’t place it. It tastes like what fruit punch would taste like if the only ingredient you had to work with was shoe polish. You’ve heard of red dye being made from some kind of beetle, and you’re wondering if they stopped at the beetle part when making all this RED.  

>  Take the soap and keep it for later consumption ( @electrosheep3000​ )

No one minds if you take the little toiletries, they just throw them away after you leave right? Could be a nice treat later on. 

Yeah it’s about time! You bring over the soaps from the counter and a towel from under the cupboard and get ready to have a shower.

Since there’s no curtain, and your clothes are dirty and you get the feeling that someone is still watching you, you decide to have the shower with your clothes on. Two birds with one stone; you’re a genius! 

“There’s not a lot I can say to you that does not violate the rules of THE WAGER. But you must be prepared to defend yourself once you leave this room. You can stay here as long as you like, but there is no way to complete THE WAGER from within here, unless you choose to concede.”

“If you find somewhere safe you can draw this SIGIL to protect the room from other participants and to summon me if you so choose.”

“Each person you meet is another participant of THE WAGER. I will not tell you what that means, so you must do with that information what you will.”

“Now, do you have any questions for me?”

> What’s with all the red? ( @anon )

“Yeah, what’s with all the red?”

The A R B I T E R rubs their forehead. 

“This is worse than I thought.”

> Ask her about your ear tag. Does she think it looks cute on you? ( @anon )

“Hey Arbies, come here often?”

“Yes I have been here often. I come whenever you summon me.”

“What do you think of my EAR TAG? Does it look cute on me?”

“Your EAR TAG shows you how many pieces of THE WAGER you have left to collect. You want to have as many pieces as you can before the end. And if you check your INVENTORY you will see that no, it is in fact OMINOUS. Your whole attire is rather OMINOUS right... oh... wait are you flirting with me again?”

You avoid the question. 

> Ask calmly about your wool. Is this going to stain? ( @anon )

“Even with your memory loss, you’re still the same foolish...”

“Hey is this going to stain? I can’t exactly get this drycleaned...”

“Not in a way that matters.”

“What?”

“Just have a shower. Look there’s soap on the counter."

>> Input: Raise your hands ( Anon )