#queue of time

“I have done what? Just what timeline have I stepped into?”

She was quite confused. The shadow beasts were after her, she couldn’t stay in one place for too long. If she did not find shelter soon, she would have to stand and fight them.

“Well, are you not sweet?”

She was pretty used to compliments on her appearance. She took great care to keep herself immaculate at all times, even in private. That was just the way you were taught to do things when you were princess of an entire kingdom.

“I do apologize that you were caught in the storm. I hope you did not get too wet.”

She pulled him in as fast as she could. She didn’t want him getting soaked, though it may have been a little late for that. She was pretty soaked herself, the rain had come so suddenly.

–<<⧗>>

Link looked confused. Perhaps more confused than he had done in a while. He had never celebrated a birthday. Whilst the Great Deku tree had done something to mark when he had come to the forest, it wasn’t really a birthday. Honestly, no one knew when he was born, least of all Link himself.

“I don’t know when that was,” he said, laughing sheepishly. “I mean, there was a celebration of when I was dropped in the forest, but not a birthday.” Giving a nervous laugh, he rubbed the back of his head. What else was he supposed to do in this situation?

“I see. That is too bad.”

She certainly didn’t know when he was born, she hadn’t even known he’d really existed until she had those prophetic dreams, all those years ago. She knew there would be a boy from the forest who would be the savior of Hyrule, but that didn’t include a birthday. Truth be told, she felt bad for him. Everyone deserved the chance to celebrate their birthday.

“Do you think the Great Deku Sprout would know of the day you were actually born?”

She wasn’t sure how much the little creature knew, only that he had knowledge from the original Deku Tree, before he passed. Did the Great Deku Tree even know of the actual day Link was born? Or did he only know what they celebrated, the day he came to the forest?

“In any case, I will gladly celebrate the day you came to the forest, as though it was your birthday. We could have a big party, and a large cake, that I would be baking myself, of course.”

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BODY.

Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Thick thighs. Muscular thighs. Skinny arms. Soft arms. Muscular arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach. Six-pack. Beer belly.  Lean frame. Slender frame. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame (5 ft 4 or shorter).  Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt. Thick ass. Small waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers. Average fingers. Broad shoulder. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight.

HEIGHT.

Shorter than 4′. 4′ - 4′5″. 4′6″ - 5′0. 5′1″ - 5′ 5″. 5′6″ - 6′0″. 6′1″ - 6′5″. 6′6″ - 7′0″. 7′1″ +

SKIN.

Pale. Fair. Rosy. Olive. Dark. Tanned. Blotchy. Smooth. Acne. Dry. Greasy. Freckled. Scarred.

EYES.

Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Black. Blue. Red. Green. Gold. Hazel. Doe-eyed. Almond. Close-set. Wide-set. Squinty. Monolid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned.

HAIR.

Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Short. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Floor length. Buzz cut. Bald. Jaw length. Mohawk. White. Platinum blonde. Golden blonde. Dirty blonde. Ombre. Light brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Golden brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown ( natural ). Jet black. Ginger. Auburn. Dyed red. Dyed any “unnatural color”. Streaked. Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows.

TATTOOS / PIERCINGS.

Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Shin tattoo. Wrist tattoo. Hand/finger tattoo. Foot tattoo. Neck tattoo. Face tattoo. Chest tattoo. One tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoo. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercing. Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Labret. Stretches out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercings.

COSMETICS.

Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lipgloss. Red lips. Pink lips. Dark lips. Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. Wears make up regularly. Wears it from time to time. Never wears make-up.

SCENT.

Floral. Fruity. Perfumes. Aftershave. Cocoa. Moisturizer. Natural soap. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Sweat. Food. Incense. Marijuana. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Fire. Metal. Rain. Grass. Ocean. Autumn leaves. Baked bread. Freshly baked cookies. Smoke. Campfire. Lavender. Trees. Pumpkin Pie. Musk. Rose. Gingerbread. Peppermint. Oak. Honey. Lemon. Vanilla. Coffee. Cake. Mint. Rawhide.

CLOTHING.

Jeans. Tight pants. Overknee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt.Loose skirt. Tight/formfitting dress. Cardigans. Blouse. Button up shirt. Band-T-shirt. Sports-T-shirt. Sweatpants. Tanktop. Cut off t-shirt. Designer. High street. Online stores. Thrift. Lingerie. Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxidress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo. Cocktail dress. Highslit dress/skirt. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Khaki pants. Suit. Hoodie. Harem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers. Briefs. Thong. Hotpants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sports bra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Silk. Lace. Leather. Velvet. Chemise. Patterns. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Plaid.  Black. Dark colors. Fur. Faux fur.  

FOOTWEAR.

“You are a sailor? My, that must be very fascinating.”

She didn’t know much about riding a boat, she’d only been on one once, a time when they were sailing to another country to discuss business. But they hadn’t encountered a storm or anything.

“Is that so? Well, I do appreciate your kindness.”

She bows her head in show of respect. There’s a smile on her face, quite happy to have found someone who was going to actually help her.