#questions post

I don't mind answering questions!

The little cheekmarks is just a little design choice to make Transfem Jax look more cute and feminine in my opinion.

My oc on my pfp has them too.

1. OTP?

me and clay. okay but if in a general more serious sense, wainwright and alistair just stands out the most to me. there’s not really any others that feel particularly significant enough for me to care about, pfft. ( SLIGHT EDIT SINCE LOOKING AT SHIP NAMES.. wainlock has a lot of different ones. and honestly? slay )

2. OT3?

i don’t think i really have an ot3 to be honest..? or at least there’s none that come to mind that really speak to me, i can only think up one pairing really but it’s not exactly an ot3 to me. anyone is free to make suggestions though.

3. NoTP?

katagawa jr and rhys. this comes from the fact that having at least played past beating him in bl3, he’s REALLY friggin creepy, like damn. it’s practically nakikiyama level. that level of obsession is YIKES.

ALTERNATIVELY i have seen me x blake before and i hate that, to even suggest i’d see him like that is awful. ( stop i’ve actually just seen that me x katagawa jr exists… pipe bomb. )

4. Is there a popular pairing that you don’t necessarily dislike but aren’t too invested in?

Uhhhh shit i don’t think so..? i mean again, there’s not very many ships i care to even think about, pfft. ( i’m literally looking up ships, lol ). rhys x vaughan or rhys x zer0 i guess?? i have no idea 😭.

5. Out of all your fanworks that include [ character ], which is your favourite?

no specific character but i suppose my only borderlands fanwork is the ar / au thing i’m making / have made. i really do love it though. it’s called handsome hunger games ( hhg for short ) and it’s absolutely awful for me, pfft.

i know there was no character chosen but on the off chance you were thinking like hammerlock or something, he’d be in it, and perfect dandy and gay, although the story itself isn’t really focused on the stuff going on in the outside. ( if it did GOD would i wanna have wittnessprotection be a thing… )

15 questions for 15 mutuals (I think)

1. Were you named after anyone?

Technically Ken from Freaks and Geeks but normally I just say I liked the name. I also use Kaz as a name and I got that from supernatural but I don’t use it as frequently.

2. Do you have kids?

No- I am certainly not ever going to have kids either.

3. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Uhh sometimes but sometimes it makes me feel like I’m being mean 👍

4. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

I don’t know how to answer this, I feel like it’s takes me awhile to notice anything like even distinct things about people.

5. Eye color?

A darker (?) green

6. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings! I love rom coms and pretty much anything comedy. Though I like certain scary movies I don’t actively choose to watch them like I do with other stuff

7. Any special talents?

Not really any that I can think of

8. What are your hobbies?

I like to write and I play guitar and I’m learning bass so that’s pretty much it, I draw a bit but I’ve never been very confident in posting it.

9. Have any pets?

Yes 4 dogs (I still consider my childhood dogs my dogs I don’t care) and 2 cats (Duck Duck and goose)

10. What sports do you play/ have you played?

I played soccer for a bit but I’m not a sports person- I have absolutely no competitive drive I just want to do things for fun and I can’t enjoy it if it’s a competition

11. How tall are you?

5’2 I think

12. Favorite subject in school?

English all you gotta do is read and write its magical

13. Dream job?

Songwriting. Or maybe a writer for some sort of news source.

I think we lost some questions along the way bc there was only 13 but that’s okay 👍

i, your lovely and benevolent shitposter, am bored.

i have work.

i do not want to do that work.

please talk to me and/or ask weirdass questions

12: What’s your favorite scent?

ooooo, this is a fun one. for perfume, i really like citrus scents and vanilla/honey. i also LOVE the scent of Sharpies and rubber cement lmao i’m good

edit: i had to add more bc i thought of more stuff. i have a really sensitive sense of smell and taste (hands up, supertasters!) so i have a lot of things to say

i love fruity scents! like pineapple and mango and stuff like that, but mostly just from hand sanitizer/candles, y’know, artificial-like. i also have this candle that smells like mint chocolate and it’s my favorite thing bc it makes me feel better when i’m sad and alone in my room during quarantine (and other times).

outside of artificial scents, i love the smell of rain and grass. there’s also this very particular smell when it’s super cold out but also super still, and i can’t describe it but it’s just... clear. 

i went on about this in my summertime blues fic with george, but the smell of grass/strawberries baking in the sun in the summer is one of my faves. it just smells warm and ya girl has some seasonal depression and it just reminds me of all the times my family and i would go pick strawberries and raspberries in those big pick-your-own fields in the summer

i also think the smell of the woods (particularly pine forests) is severely underrated. it’s earthy and a little bit stuffy but the pine just cuts through it all and makes you feel like you’re flying.

sometimes i think i experience things a lot more than other people lol

13: What’s your favorite urban legend?

Thor: 

1. How old is the All-Father and Frigga?

-Like, we know Loki’s 1054 and Thor’s 1500 but nothing about them.

2. How do Asgardian children grow? Like, if they can live to like 5100 years do they have maturity proportional to humans? Do Asgardian mothers have to suffer through like 300 years of the terrible 2s and 500 years of puberty?

-According to some calculations if the aging is proportional that would make Thor 23 and Loki 16/17. Yikes.

3. How many people live in Asgard? What is the social structure like? Why are there no handrails at all on the Bifrost?

4. Why do we never learn about the other realms and the fact that Frigga is not Asgardian but Vanir?

5. What powers do the royal family have? We never see any of them work on treaties or really address the people?

-Thor’s duties seem to be cheering, wearing a winged hat, and eating lots of food. Loki’s seem to be riding horses and holding his mother’s hand.

6. Does Asgard have political parties? Who runs the smaller governments in Asgard?

7. Why the hell would Odin tell both Thor and Loki that they were born to be kings while only even intending to make Thor king?

8. Why did Odin think he could turn Loki into a puppet king of a people he was being conditioned to hate?

9. Why did Odin take Loki from what appeared to be a temple?

-If the Casket of Ancient Winters was stored in the same place, it sure doesn’t look like he’d be abandoned. Also if the people are starving and at war, the King would never get rid of a son, small or not.

10. Why did the Jotuns go to Midgard? Like really, what is history if not told according to Odin?

11. How does the Odinsleep work? Why was that never set up earlier in the movie?

12. Why the incredibly advanced technology and yet medieval weapons and transport?

13. Why no mention of how magic is considered a feminine profession? It would have made Loki’s whole issues much clearer?

-It also wouldn’t go amiss for them to address the homophobia and sexism in Asgard and I would have loved a scene that addressed how hated the Jotuns actually are.

14. How had Thor not been killed or gotten into interrealm disaster before then if he’s that old and angry enough and sexist or homophobic enough to start killing people because he got called “princess.”

15. How could Loki have control of Selvig when he’d never actually been on Earth for longer than a few minutes and Selvig was nowhere near?

16. Why is Loki shown to have the ability to project himself onto Earth and be invisible from a different realm and then that ability is never used again?

17. Where does the Casket of Ancient Winters go if Loki still has it when he falls?

18. Why is Thor considered redeemed when he hasn’t apologized to the Jotuns, the people he hurt in the first place?

19. How connected are Loki and the Destroyer? It’s never made clear and muddles a lot of his and Thor’s characters?

20. Who’s guarding the vault (with all the dead soldiers and Fenrir) if the Destroyer is gone?

21. Why are all the deleted scenes either moments of Loki happy or moments of Thor being legitimately redeemed and being caring and polite to people who he used to consider inferior?

22. Why can a taser take down the God of Thunder?

23. If Thor was truly mortal why did he have minimal injuries from getting hit pretty darn hard with Jane’s car?

24. What happened to Jane after this movie? She had no equipment, did she go work for SHIELD?

25. Did Darcy ever get her iPod back?

26. Make up your minds is Thor the stupid, physical strength only brute or is he wildly intelligent?

-He acted like the former while on Asgard but during the bonfire scene he explains the nine realms to Jane with familiarity and even manages to draw a scientific diagram

27. Why is the Bifrost really destructive when Thor is banished and not very destructive later?

28. Why does everyone trust Odin so implicitly?

29. Why does Jane try to drive into a tornado?

30. How does Thor get out of the hospital?

31. How exactly does Loki’s Aesir glamor work? Did Odin put it on him? Did baby Loki do it to himself to look less threatening? If it’s connected to Odin why doesn’t it fizzle out when Odin dies in the third Thor?

32. Why does no one include a hilarious scene of Thor being quizzed on the veracity of various weird Norse myths?

33. How is Loki not instantly killed when he goes to the Frost Giants alone?

34. How does Loki get around? We’re never directly told he has paths to other realms until the second movie?

35. How is Pueto Antiguo mostly unharmed by the Destroyer fighting Thor?

36. Why kill Laufey while Odin is still asleep? Otherwise Loki has to explain the dead Frost Giant King to Frigga and Odin? Also this plan puts Frigga in danger and Loki would never do that?

37. How does Heimdall break free from the ice? Sheer willpower?

38. Why care about Thor or his friends when the Frost Giants are priority?

39. Does no one else in Asgard see the Frost Giants coming and do something about it?

40. Is it constantly night in Asgard in this movie?

41. Loki is named the rightful king by Frigga (in a deleted scene of course) so why do the warriors three immediately distrust him?

-It’s wild bullying and exclusion if they genuinely just don’t like him.

I saw a thing going around where you put your playlist on shuffle, and write down the first 10 songs. I thought it was fun, so decided to do it myself:

“Navigating Home” - Mark Mancina (Moana soundtrack)

“Paris (Oh La La)” - Grace Potter & The Nocturnals

“These Boots Are Made for Walking” - Loretta Lynn

“Belle” - Patrick Fiori, Garou & Daniel Lavoie (Notre Dame de Paris broadway)

“Twist and Shout” - The Beatles

“This is Where I Belong” - Bryan Adams (Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron soundtrack)

“Where Did Our Love Go” - The Supremes

“Tunnel Vision” - Kodak Black

“Don’t Speak” - No Doubt

“Killer Queen” - Queen

I’m also supposed to tag people to do the same and tag more people. This is completely optional, of course :)