Actually yk what I was vagueposting when I sent you that ask I'll just say it, I *really* don't like fix-it post-canon.
I don't want to yuck anyone's yum but I always feel like these sorts of fics just take out all of the interesting stuff and consequences to a story idk
generally agree even though i do indulge in a little delusion now and again case in point my fic history BUT i think the funniest one is epilogue what epilogue for the harry potter series because jk rowling really had her like 20 year flash forward where everybody is married to their high school sweetheart with 2.5 kids and a white picket fence. extremely funny way to end that series. i think its like just draco and luna who marry outside their general hogwarts circle. like did fred or george whichever one lived really have to marry their prom date. sorry this became a harry potter rant. i know the epilogue deniers dont like it because drarry isnt canon but it really should have ended on harry asking kreacher for a sandwich like the last chapter ends instead of him the epilogue where he's like yeah son its okay if you end up in the Born Evil school house. so i guess im kind of arguing against my point.... i love the sound of my thumbs tapping on my keyboard it seems
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I wonder if Quentyn's arc is inspired by The Spanish Match. For those who don't know, Prince Charles (later the First™) and his dad's boyfriend Buckingham (the guy from Three Musketeers) travelled to Spain in secret to try and win the Spanish Infanta (princess) with some big romantic gesture and then basically TL;DR the Spanish told them to fuck off lol
[based on this post of mine] THEREFORE, Grrm is gonna give some of his characters justice and make EVERY CHARACTER THAT DIDN’T EXIST IN THE SHOW SURVIVE.
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Arianne is the eldest daughter and the heiress of Doran Martell, the ruling Prince of Dorne, and his consort, Lady Mellario of the Free City of Norvos, and sister of Quentyn and Trystane Martell.
Arianne is calculating, adventurous, and fierce-tempered. When she sees something she desires, she strives to obtain it at all cost. She does not shy away from using her looks to get what she wants, nor from seducing men to get them to do her bidding, occasionally granting sexual favors in this context. Arianne considers handsome men her one great weakness, in particular when they have an air of adventure and the forbidden.
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i decided to post my attempt to write the bittersweet dancing scene from almost famous with myrcella as penny lane (already posted in ao3). there is something so ephemeral, something i want to hold onto but not quite grasp....
He did not know why he followed them out of the band tour bus - her flitting like a faerie, giggling, with shirtless Oberyn slowly following her, swaggering and laughing lowly. Sweet Myrcie was such a free spirit - next week, she could be with another band, another guitarist, maybe with a drummer (Quentyn blushed remembered what she said about drummers and their stamina).
When he opened the auditorium doors, his jaw dropped. There she was, in her tiny white embroidered top and cut-off shorts, languidly twirling in the debris lined auditorium floor and holding a long rose stem. Her willowy body gracefully floated and dipped. The half lit overhead lights made her curly golden hair glow, like a halo as she leaped and dipped, then slowly rolling onto the floor until she rose up, arching her back backwards. He could not help gasping at the movement. Even without any music playing, he heard music, the swelling notes that could not be contained in her heart and were written so clearly in her dazzling smile. As she sat up and rose to twirl again, Oberyn did his slow clap, seemingly awakening her from her reverie.
He held his breath to see if she would stop and return back to Oberyn or if she would continue to dance again. Quentyn was surprised how much anger he felt seeing his favorite guitarist trying to cajole Mrycie to return back to him. Then he remembered with shame his angry and jealous words the night before, telling her to not go on tour with them, that the guys in the band, especially Oberyn, were using her and girls like her, that they were willing to bet her and Arianne away for fifty gold crowns and a bottle of Arbor Gold. Instead of flinching or looking hurt, she laughed and asked which band. It was not bravura. She whispered her mum, the legendary band aide who hung out with guitar god Rhaegar, taught her well - that she always told her that “Love is poison. A sweet poison, yes, but it will kill you all the same."
Hearing the loud claps, she stopped but did not turn towards Oberyn, her back towards him, but instead faced Quentyn. Seeing Quentyn awkwardly standing by the door, she smiled mischievously at him as Oberyn started to beg.
"Sweetie, I am sorry - she meant nothing to me," Oberyn said in his deep accented voice.
She opened her mouth and pretended to be lip sync Oberyn, making Quentyn almost giggle until she placed her tiny finger by her full lips. The dark haired man started to walk towards her when she did not respond. His steps echoed loudly through the almost empty auditorium. Suddenly Quentyn was scared for her, would intoxicated Oberyn be angry that she left him? While he had many other girls besides this tiny dancer, a new girl at every venue, there was always Myrcy and Ellaria in his arms the next day, massaging his temples and caring for him.
But instead of running and trying to escape, she looked over her shoulder at the smiling man, giggling. Oberyn reached her, holding her, whispering foreign words that made them both laugh. He threw her over his shoulder and playfully spanked her denim covered ass. Walking past Quentyn, out of the door, Oberyn messed his hair. As they went back to the bus, Myrcy lifted her curly mop and smiled and winked at Quentyn.
That night, as Oberyn took his time "punishing" her, making her groan and sigh, Quentyn thought of her dance - how she was so perfect, so singular and so free. She was like a beautiful butterfly that they all want to catch.