#queer kid

And suddenly I felt insecure. Like nothing was right about my answer, like I failed a quiz.

The person on the line was like “hey/they then?” And all I answered was yes.

And I know people aren’t required to use it or neopronouns for me. In fact most people probably don’t even know about neopronouns. But I just thought if I died, only half of me will ever be known.

I’ll live an entire life as only half of myself. Half my names, half my pronouns, half my body and mind.

Finally making a pinned introduction! Here’s some things about me to introduce you to my blog.

WARNING: I am not good at intros!

Hello!!!!! I’m The Mad Hatter! You can just call me Hatter, Cami and Dee are also very much accepted! I don’t post about it much, but I’m fictionkin! I’d love to see my fellow Mad Hatters!

I mainly just post about whatever and my blog doesn’t have a particular theme or topic. Sometimes I’ll post about media I like, sometimes I’ll post pictures, sometimes I’ll just rant about something, etc. This is my little corner of the internet to have fun and I will do just that!

Some warnings for my blog: I use a typing quirk, one that can be very difficult to read and is NOT screenreader friendly. I will always provide a translation though! My blog may occasionally have bright colors too, those posts will always be tagged accordingly. Also! I’ve recently started using borders, just to make my posts look a little less boring, all my posts will be tagged with #scopophobia tw

I’m diagnosed with ADHD and autism, and am pro self-dx! I may word things weirdly or get a little too passionate about something. I am very open for DMs and asks and encourage them! However I will very very rarely if ever make the first move in DMs, so I apologize for that.

I am SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD! If you are an 18+ account, NSFW account, or a MDNI account, DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME! I literally have a blinkie stating I’m a minor and yet I keep getting likes from 18+ accounts, FOLLOW YOUR OWN DNI!

Speaking of DNI, I don’t have one in particular. I block very freely, and am the type to simply block and move on. I will say that I do not appreciate proshippers interacting with my posts in any way. And for everyone’s sake, if you have a problem with me or anything I post, just block me and move on with your life.

As for queerness, I am bisexual and varietum, meaning I experience attraction towards objects, fictional characters, concepts, actual humans, and otherkin folk. My objectum attraction is mostly towards older computers and tvs, butcher knives, and rotary phones. And I experience conceptum attraction towards the concept of cannibalism. I’m also a nonbinary gender hoarder with currently over 800 genders. I also collects labels and flags, which I have currently over 900 of. I use any pronouns EXCEPT HE/HIM! I don’t like masc terms. She/Her, They/Them, It/Its, and other neopronouns and xenopronouns are welcomed! Update: I’m also quoisexual and possibly aro-spec, I have a weird relationship with romantic attraction lol

For my last tidbits of information, I’m a hyper-sharing yumeshipper and love seeing people with the same F/Os! My current F/Os are The Grand Highblood(<3), Gamzee Makara(<>), and Marvus Xoloto(<3 and <>). My greatest accomplishment is that I watched the entire MLP franchise, from 1986 to 2024! I’m currently watching the Precure franchise!

That should be good, I think? If you have any questions, let me know! :3

I am also a lesbian and love this idea! Also thank you so much <3

Mob! Leo

Clueless

utterly clueless about the signs that his daughter is gay as fuck

until he walks in on a full on make-out session between his kid and her "best friend"

kind of just stands there in the door way, staring, mouth agape for a second or two

then it's "right....I'll let you get back to it"

there will be a conversation later, he's not thrilled because he had big plans for his kid and this isn't quite how he saw her life going but he's not upset/angry

just a little taken by surprise

"were you worried about telling me, is that why you kept it a secret"

she nods her head

"You know nothing would make me love you less, right?"

there's a hug and some tears from his kid that he wipes away as he holds her

he does, however, have some words to say about his daughter's choice in gf...

turns out the whole "no one is good enough for my babygirl" this extends to women too

at the end of the day, he just wants her happy with someone who treats her right

Mob! Raph

He also had no idea

when he walks in on her and her gf kissing he's stunned

immediately closes the door tho and walks away

he's actually happy she's a lesbian, although he did not see that coming at all

"hey, at least I don't have to worry about you getting knocked up, right?"

big dad hug after she's worried he'll be pissed

he isn't upset at all, loves her for who she is

"I have gay friends, you know. Why would you think I'd care? Besides, I like [insert gf's name here], she's a nice kid"

buys her a coming out present

100% goes to pride with her

no "dad hugs" t-shirt at pride tho, he does not want random strangers coming up to him for a cuddle

would totally wear a "proud of my gay kid!" t-shirt tho

sends her photos of every gay/rainbow thing he sees

Mob! Mikey

Doesn't know, doesn't care, it's not a big deal to him

there's not much to say on this one

Mob! Mikey is so fucking chill with the queers it's unreal

literally does not give a fuck, doesn't treat her different, doesn't need a conversation about it

when he walks in on his daughter kissing a girl he just asks what he went in to ask and leaves because 0 fucks given

like he would open the door, his daughter and her gf pull apart and freeze out of fear and he'd be like: "your mum wants to know if you want the chicken or the lasagne for dinner. Also if you don't pick lasagne I'm disowning you. Is your girlfriend staying to eat with us?"

that's it

so chill

Mob! Donnie

He knew, he knows everything

like from a young age he knew

it was the way she played with her dolls

(having the girl dolls sacrifice the boy dolls brutally and then they'd go out shopping and live together happily without a man as "the bestest friends")

he also doesn't care at all though

He would walk in, see, say "oh, sorry. I'll leave you to it" and walk off

but, being his kid, she knows how he is and would still want to talk about it

"What's there to say? You like women, congrats, so do I. Do you want a prize for it?"

1 one thing he isn't chill about is the lesbian breakup drama

he doesn't like it because, even though he will, he isn't the biggest fan of hurting or getting revenge on women and girls,

so it pisses him off when she get's her heart broken and he has to come up with a way for her to get even

is kind of invested in the drama though, secretly.