#quartzbros

These two have seen me laugh, cry, and scream so much that I'm sure it's not even a problem at this point.... Right?! 😆 #QuartzBros (at The Abyss)

#QuartzBros and the Expressive Charm of Kitschy Castles🌟❇️🏰 After a short time of being separated, @mynormagic and I fought off these punk ass wizards at the mini golf course. They were trying to #reanimate some sort of #relic that was guarded by the cats who live there. After they summoned a #turquoise #basalisk Mynor and I said "FUCK THIS" and together, we #transfigured a nearby windmill into a #crimson #Chimera our battle #puppets raged on. In the distraction I ran up and punched them in the throat, and that was the end of that mess!! 😆 (at Pyrite Mountain)

#JustTHOTIdLetYouKnow how @mynormagic and I get down in the secret Costco food court. I don't know much, fuck I don't know a goddamn thing and I keep drinking #dumbbitchjuice but it doesn't matter cuz I know is you don't have half as much fun as we do 😏😁😉 #QuartzBros #RiverRats (at Hyrule Castle)

"Hey JUHH!" Yesterday's hike was a motherfucker I'll say that much! While collecting moonstone, wild herbs, and raw quartz the infamous #QuartzBros @mynormagic and myself, we were attacked! Fucking piece of shit Paz let loose 20 dementors at the very top so Mynor and I had to boss up and take care of the situation. The last 4 were the worst! One grabbed me from behind, and once again, I left my soul being twisted from my body in an awful way. I remember there were 3 enormous flashes of green light followed by the most intense Patronus I've ever seen, one that rivaled the Chosen One's. To make a long story short, we had a really long conversation about how the killing curse isn't the most effective solution in all cases. (at La Sierra Hills, Riverside)

@mynormagic and I hit the town in the search for a cursed clandestine candelabra but it was incredibly heavy, and weird so we stopped caring and left it there in the street. The old man who apparently needed it died or some shit I don't know. Anyways!!! Last night's adventure was lit!! 😆 #QuartzBros (at Hidden Stash Candy)