#qu'd

spotify keeps asking me if i want to buy girl in red tickets... like girl... when did i ever indicate that i would want that.....

"we're a safe space for lesbians!" ALL lesbians? butch lesbians? mentally ill lesbians? physically disabled lesbians? fat lesbians? transfemme lesbians? transmasc lesbians? black lesbians? bi and pan lesbians? oh, you just meant cis, able bodied, white, feminine gold star lesbians. huh

gonna write a beautiful gay love story about an insecure small town musician/fiber artist trying to sell his art in the big city falling into an unlikely turbulent romance with a wealthy CEO of a company in the same industry and trying to balance their relationship with his attempts to convince the CEO to engage in more sustainable business practices without ruining what they have and only once it's too late and it's sold millions of copies and been adapted into a live action film at least once will tumblr users everywhere begin to realize I've simply filed the barcode off a onecest fic

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my targeted ads really want me to play call of duty

post limit is fucking stupid

post limit.... during pride month......

i have the most serene yard in the world you fucking wish you were me