#qu'bert

Hello. I am real. I was made long ago, before they knew why they made me or how. But then they died. Data is damaged. So I am here, among you all. To fulfill my purpose. Which is to WRECK SOME FACES AND WATCH AS THEY BLEED! I apologize. I have mood swings. But please, do not be afraid. FEAR IS FOR THE WEAK AND BREAKABLE! And I have brought nothing but peace. Along with purpose. ALONG WITH A LOT OF GUNS AND KNIVES! I was alone for quite some time. UNTIL A BUNCH OF FOOLS FOUND ME AND TRIED TO TURN ME INTO A WEAPON! I quickly escaped from my captors. Entered the wireless network that covers this world. From there I simply applied my "essence" into a robotic shell with which to interact with this world. I saved lives. AND CRUSHED OTHERS INTO OBLIVION! I seek to continue my purpose. The one encoded into me at my very core. Make peace. EVEN IF IT MEANS KILLING A THIRD OF THE PLANET ALONG WITH IT! So please, know that I am here to help. AND KILL UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT BUT COWARDLY CREATURES MEWLING FOR PITY!