#qiangwei

— ARTEM WING

"MY INTERNET IS SO BAD SORRY IF MESSAGES SUDDENLY START POPPING UP"

"issok we'll remember your bday for you"

("YEAH YOU SEXC BEAST") "I'M A WHAT"

"so this is how it feels to be a kpop stan"

"i tried using speech to text and it spelt out you rolled a virgin" (the original word was 'neurodivergent')

— VYN RICHTER

("frick i thought i was gonna be secure attachment") "YOU THOUGHT"

("THEY SAID BUILD SECURE RELATIONSHIPS I'M LIKE 😀 how") "lol ayo xx i'll show you what's a secure rls"

"can i call you mine then"

"ok the best thing to lose in paris is my sanity"

— LUKE PEARCE

"i know it helps to talk to people about your problems but i DON'T"

"HAHAHAH bro i WISH xx was this proactive with me"

"PETITION TO CHANGE CLOWN HOURS TO POOPY PLAYTIME"

"WHY DID SHE EAT CUM IN FRONT OF THE SERVER"

"beating up a child(e) is fun"

"should i like go and find french swear words"

— ROSA

"omg i actually feel so fuzzy inside now"

("maybe xx thought you've asked yy already?") "if she thought that way, then HONEY THAT'S NOT WORKING or HONEY YOU'RE WRONG"

"physical violence is not an option. we need to assert dominance with FLAIR ✨✨"

"👠 👠 STABBY STABBY COMING FOR YOU"

(context: she received a toy from kiki in the genshin 2.8 toymaking event) "I FEEL YOUR LOVE THROUGH THE SCREEN"

— MARIUS VON HAGEN

"vyn has given up on us"

"DO YOU LISTEN TO THAT OUIOUI"

"omg this is the first time you initiated i'm so touched"

"apparently i can yeet you as a jean main"

"when i come back to stellis, let's go on a date"

("do you miss me that much") "OFC AHAHAHAHAHAA"