Right now it's a victim of DNS (Domain Name Service) spoofing. This means that a malicious party is trying to steal traffic from FFn by purchasing a very similar domain.
Correction:
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So if you want to read fanfiction and not see leaves, you have have to type out "www.fanfiction.net".
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I made a JP fic rec list on my main blog a while ago, so I thought... why not make another?
This is by all means not a complete list of banger Lambo twin fics! i'm not caught up on the ao3 tag at all, so any fics that were posted within like the last 6 months I've not even seen. It’s just my favorites (not in order) that are either lambo-centric or are long enough and have enough lambo content that I'm including them. And a fair amount of these fics have been lost to the depths of ffn! So here's your reminder to not forget ffn exists and also that you can download fics using fichub.net so you don't lose everything when ffn inevitably croaks. ദ്ദി(• ˕ •マ
And don't forget to comment, especially on old or unfinished fics! You never know what may make an author's day or inspire them to continue writing! AND PLEASE REBLOG SO MORE FANS CAN SEE THIS LIST!
Lastly, mind the warnings for R18 ⑱ & triggering material ⚠︎ . I absolutely cannot guarantee that I tagged everything, because some of these I have not read in a while and I may have missed something. As usual, read everything at your discretion!! Assume everything has gore or violence (because they're lambo twin fics let's be real).
**Disclaimer: absolutely obsessed with tumblr just fully not letting me link a substantial amount of fics, including one that is literally posted on tumblr. 100% functioning webbed site. So you will have to copy the half-links that I put below the titles and tack them on after archiveofourown.org & www.fanfiction.net, respectively. If you can't find them for some reason, you can always reply to the post and ask for the link.
Now, without further adieu…
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༺Lambo Twin-centric༻
The Lost by The Starhorse
『multichap - ffn - Words: 80,408- Chapters: 6/6』
A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title…
Here it is. My all time fav lambo twin fic. God it's soooooo (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡♡. The characterization of Sunny & Sides is primo— top tier— unparalleled. The writing style is fantastic. And the moral of the story is so so so well executed. The first chapter is in 1POV, but the rest of the fic is 3POV, so don't let that put you off.
And after you've read The Lost, I recommend that you then go to The Starhorse's page and read everything else they've written for TF tragically their other fandom is HP, but they posted the fics in 2008 so we're gonna ignore it. And protip for those who haven't used ffn (terrifying thought by I digress): don't just read the fics that are tagged as Sunstreaker or Sideswipe, b/c on ffn you can only tag 4 (previously 2) characters which does not cover everyone who shows up in a fic. Ergo, ffn is a website of surprises—you just gotta read a fic and just find out au naturel if your blorbo shows up. Control/Command + F is your friend.
This is a story of brothers: The words that tear them apart, and the colours that weave them together.
One of my favs. The Sunstreaker & Sideswipe dynamic is sooo complex and dark and their backstory hasn't really been entirely revealed yet so there's this air of mystery. I don't want to give much away, but (most) of the command trine are the major antagonists in this fic. And the start of the fics is uhhhh... brutal.
Or, 28 Twins. IDW-AU. Sideswipe: gung-ho prankster. Sunstreaker: ego-centric sociopath. Inseparable. Unstoppable. Loyal to the end. Or, at least, that’s what everyone thought. Pre-Earth.
Oughh. A pretty action-packed story w/ a lot of drama between Sunny & Sides. And Sunstreaker just keeps causing too much trouble, until... [+ see directly below + sequel in the Sideswipe-centric section]
Through Another's Eyes by The Toe of Sauron
『oneshot - ffn - Words: 3,683 - Chapters: 1/1』
IDW-AU. "You touch their sparks together and they blow up and they die!" Us Against the World tie-in.
G1. With his brother in serious trouble for almost killing someone, Sideswipe comes clean about the sequence of events that made up the Twins' lives before they joined the Autobots. Warnings for violence and a detailed look at a very rough life.
What it says on the tin. Most of the fic is 3POV, but there's little 1POV blurbs from Sideswipe intermingled throughout.
A collection of drabbles and oneshots featuring Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and the mechs and femmes they come in contact with. Topics from fanfic100 table. Mainly G1, but will probably have some movieverse thrown in.
What it says on the tin. Has a good smattering of all different genres: some hurt/comfort, some action, some fluff, etc. Love all the love in this fic.
For Sideswipe, finding out he has a brother was one thing. Finding out said brother is his split-spark twin was another. Finding out that said split-spark twin was forged before the War of the Threefold Spark while Sideswipe wasn’t due to stigmas against split-sparks, which left Sideswipe’s spark locked away for megacycles while Sunstreaker fought in a war…? Yeah, Sideswipe has some feelings about that and would like to share them with someone, thanks. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker doesn’t seem interested in getting to know his younger twin brother.
Or: Sideswipe meets Sunstreaker, the twin he never knew he had but who he should have been with their whole lives. It goes about as well as he expected and worse than he’d secretly hoped.
The premise of this story is super interesting since it's a fix-it fic for the weird IDW2 timeline that tries to make Sunny and Sides... not twins by making Sunstreaker way older??? For some reason?? And I really love the way it's written and the plot is superb. Sunstreaker is characterized as way more refined than most fics which, again, I think is a function of the weirdness of IDW2. (But my brain always riots at twin fics where one is like the "primary" twin and even tho this is a fix-it fic for that it still tragically itches my brain.) Objectively really well written and executed fic.
It's a domestic AU kid fic where Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are separated at birth. It follows them finding each other, essentially. Some very painful plot in here, mostly on Sunstreaker's part.
How to fake being Human when you're three stories tall and made of metal.
Mecha AU that follows the shenanigans of (in disguise cybertronian) Bluestreak meeting the (humans in mech suits) infamous terror twins on Earth and they fight a Quintessan hoard. Obsessed with Bluestreak in this & also how simultaneously adorable and vicious (and absolutely deranged) it makes the twins out to be.
Two Thugs and a Chatterbox Walk into a Warzone by rainoverthemountains
『oneshot? - ao3 - Words: 2,853 - Chapters: 1/? 』
Two Thugs and a Chatterbox Walk into a Bar Warzone
(They become best friends, of course. The near death experiences are almost incidental.)
Technically supposed to be more than 1 chapter based on the chapter count in ao3, but it is a fully fleshed out story as just a onseshot. I do love my mid-battle meet cutes between Blue & the twins.
They never wanted to become what they were now. But when all other options were closed to them, they had no choice…but to fall from grace.
A pre-autobot story about the twin's past in the gladiator pits. Tons of well written action & plenty of twin drama. There is a fair amount of Sideswipe/OC (not my cup of tea), but it's not oppressive and it's just twins for the middle part of the story.
Sideswipe emerged from the All Spark defective.
Twitchy and aggressive, the Autobots took Sideswipe’s emergence as a warning to stop pumping out new sparks for war frames. His was the last spark forced from the All Spark before Optimus Prime sent it off to space.
Oh this is a realllllly unique one. I don't want to give anything away, because the twist is sooo interesting. It may not be for everyone, but give it a try for sure. So sad it's not been updated for a few years now.
The concept of evil twins is ancient and mythical. It's followed Sunstreaker around since his creation, and it's the reason he assumes he and Sideswipe won't be getting the spot in the Prime's own guard. Well, that and he punched the medical examiner in the face.
Thankfully, Ironhide's there to bail him out, Ratchet's there to prove the naysayers wrong and Optimus-well, no one can deny the very vessel of Primus when he demands to prove you worthy.
Though it's technically only 1 of 2 chapters, it can totally be read as a oneshot. The tension and angst is chef's kiss. Also, I didn't put this in the Romance section, b/c though it's tagged Ratchet/Twins, this fic doesn't actually get into that pairing at all (presumably it would be developed in the missing chapter 2). So if it's not your fav pair, it won't be an issue.
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches… Read if you dare.
OC-centered, which ordinarily would not be something I would read. But I personally really enjoy this fic. This OC and her dynamic with the twins is entertaining and the premise and plot are interesting (and hysterical) enough to keep me reading! I think it's more Sideswipe-centric than Sunstreaker? At least at the beginning.
Sideswipe returns to the land of the living, but not all is right in the world.
Both twins are the central figures, but it's from Sideswipe's perspective so it's a bit more Sideswipe-heavy I guess? I'll be honest I've not read this in a hot minute, so I can't really give much more info. Lots of angst as you might suspect from the summary!
After an explosion during a mission, Sunstreaker was separated from Sideswipe by impossible distance and time. But Sunstreaker would not let anything stop him from making it back to his brother: either to save him, or to prevent the whole thing from happening again.
What it says on the tin. I love Sunstreaker's character growth and dedication in this one.
IDW-AU. They told Sideswipe it was the only way; they had to abandon Sunstreaker to fight the Decepticons, to preserve the greater good. So what is he supposed to do now, when the greater good isn't good enough? Sequel to Us Against the World.
This is a Sideswipe & ensemble human-centric fic. (I'll be 100% honest that I skip through to the bits of plot when it's a human-focused chapter.). Follows Sideswipe going rogue to rescue Sunstreaker from a kinda sorta headmaster-tangential situation. Fair warning, no Sunstreaker in this fic until the verrrrry end.
All The Friendly Ghosts by Anonymous
『oneshot - ao3 - Words: 10,027 - Chapters: 1/1 』
Even among the Autobots, Sideswipe is an odd one. He talks to the empty air of their base in a language none of them can translate. He knows things he shouldn't know about his fellow Autobots. He claims he has a twin brother that everyone's met but nobody remembers seeing (probably because he's… dead). Sometimes his optics turn gold and he seems like a completely different mech.
Ratchet thinks it's a coping mechanism, considering how a sparkling Sideswipe was found alone and abandoned in the ship he called the Ark. Most Autobots accept that explanation. Jazz still feels like he's missing something. Prowl just wishes malfunctioning doors would stop locking him in his room whenever Sideswipe says their workaholic SIC needs to rest.
Super interesting story. It's not gonna go the way you think it's gonna go.
Sunstreaker never thought he'd have the patience for anyone except his brother - that is until a chatty Praxian comes into his life and suddenly all Sunstreaker wants to do is listen. Bluestreak thought he'd never find a mech who tolerated his talking, never mind one who actually enjoys it.
Saturated Sunlight my beloved. Best SunnyBlue fic out there. God please read it.
First Sights by jabberish for puraiuddo
『oneshot - ao3 - Words: 2,481 - Chapters: 1/1 』
A sharpshooter and some troublemakers find each other.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ A fic made for me by the lovely jabberish (who wrote everybody's favorite Mistakes on Mistakes Until—). AUghh how I love this little oneshot. Such an adorable pre-meet cute (is that a thing? Is now.).
After being transferred back to the Iacon base, Ratchet was forced to leave the twins behind in Tarn. But it was only suppose to be for a few metacycles at most, until they too could be transferred. Then Ratchet received an urgent message from Sideswipe…
2. Suffering in Silence
3. Comforting Silence
Follows Ratchet on his rescue mission. Love the Sunstreaker & twin whump. Ratchet/Twins is definitely not my favorite, but you can kinda gloss over it in this fic and otherwise I love the action and the plot. But if it is your cup of tea, then it's your lucky day.
Sunstreaker was (mostly) happy with his routine: painting, reading, putting up with his brother. But then he discovers that the mech he's had a crush on for ages might be available… And he might even be interested back.
Good ole SunnyBlue w/ Sideswipe thrown in there for good wing-man measure. This story is just tooth-rotting tbqh. This is part of a series which has another story that is Sideswipe-centric.
Kiss of Language by MoltenAshes
『oneshot - ao3 - Words: 1 ,361 - Chapters: 1/1 』
"Prowl, you just let your little brother molest one of the most dangerous mechs on base…"
In the end, Ratchet isn't sure why this particular horror amongst all the others is the one to make him break. But betrayal is a double-edged sword. And his Prime struck the first blow.
I think about this fic a lot. Like there's some fics that kinda just stick with you, b/c they're like... so unsettling? And part of that is b/c they're so spectacularly characterized that you can see how these terrible things could happen even if there's no way they actually could, yanno? This is one of those fics. It mostly follows Ratchet, but there's a substantial amount of twins w/ plenty of drama between them and please read the entire fic anyways.
1. Where the Lonely Ones Roam - 116,327 - JP-centric - complete
2. Spark- 41,737 - hiatus -⑱
“Chase you deep into the unknown. In my dark, in my dark, you’re the Spark.”/ “Roam with me, come down to where all of the others fell. Get lost, in the dark to find yourself. Just remember what I said, ‘cause it isn’t over yet.”/SEQUEL to Where the Lonely Ones Roam
It’s not clear by the summary, but the series is essentially about Jazz and Prowl’s developing relationship as they overcome war-related trauma, intermingled with a spectacular amount of original lore. See the author’s ffn bio for a rundown. The originality and attention to detail in the world building in this AU is awe-inspiring. The twins only really make brief cameos in these fics (in the 1st one where they only show up at the end really. In the 2nd they play a much more pronounced role), but when they're in it they're super interesting and in the 2nd one they're adorable.
Grieving his lost bondmate, Prowl is faced with harder choices than most – these do not become easier when Sideswipe and Sunstreaker encounter a difficult situation of their own.
Sunstreaker gets himself kidnapped & for related reasons Sideswipe is also on the brink of death. The story follows Prowl overcoming his own trauma after Jazz's death in order to rescue the twins. One of my favs for sure. I go back and read this pretty often.
Lennox wasn't aware the Autobot team was incomplete, until an unexpected arrival reveals an equally unexpected threat. A NEST perspective on events as Sunstreaker joins his twin Sideswipe on Earth. Post-RotF.
The first chapter is Lennox just getting exposed to Sunny through exposition and the twins actually show up in ch 2. It's one of those fics that just shines an interesting 3rd person light on what Sunny & Sides are like from the outside.
Prowl is infamous for being a logical, nigh emotionaless thinker who's better at battle calculations than interpersonal relationships. How he was roped into taking care of the last survivor of Praxus is anyone's guess.
I love this fic so much just in general for a variety of reasons. It's so wholesome and adorable. Plus Baby Bluestreak & Baby twins is such a weak spot for me. Baby twins show up chapter 5! (Breaks my heart every day it was discontinued...)
Beneath the Vaulted Heights by Magnusoftheward
『oneshot - ao3 -Words: 20,873 - Chapters: 1/1 』
An unexpected communications blackout leaves a team of Autobots stranded in the Holy City of Kth'Kinsere. Forced to abandon their mission and split up, the group struggles to stay alive and find a way out of this "jewel of cities", a place which at first glance appears to be entirely dead.
This fic is banger. I recommend you read basically everything by Magnusoftheward. I love the twins being gremlins. They show up about halfway through.
The Judge by SilenceoftheLlamas
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Prowl’s got a secret, and he’d rather be dead in the ground before he let anyone find out about it.
Jazz’s got one too, but he’s not as good at hiding it.
Prowl is a secret superhero, Jazz is a secret fanboy who doesn’t know that he works with the guy. By night Prowl is the virtuous hero The Judge, but by day he’s just an unassuming tactical officer.
90% JazzProwl, but I love the shenanigans the twins & bluestreak get into in the background (as what seems to amount to the equivalent of college students/cadets here).
This was a first for us Autobots; never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? Some things have translated between cultures without much effort. Other subjects, however…
I'll admit I've probably only read this fic cover to cover maybe once, because it has a very ensemble cast (including humans) and so in rereads I usually just skip to the characters I like lol. The twins are not a main focus, but they have a fair amount of scenes and I love their characterization.
0.5. Surface of the Sun - twin-centric - discontinued
A look into the lives of the infamous Twins, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, as they go through the evolution that will take them from younglinghood to the gladiatorial circuit, up to the moment that marked them as Autobots for the rest of their lives.
0.5. Where You and I Collide - JP-centric - complete
1. What Time We Have Left - gen - complete
2. As We Come Together - gen - complete
While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus’ call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time
3. May We Never Let Go - discontinued - gen
I didn't include all the summaries, b/c it takes up too much space lol. Just click the links. Surface of the Sun is so soooo good… it absolutely shatters my heart daily that it’s been discontinued.
For the rest of the series, the twins are not the main focus, but they are major players and they have definitely have their share of scenes. I also just love their dynamic and how dark and gritty they are in this series.
The main plot line is ~1.7 million words which I realize is frankly insane and extraordinarily intimidating, but it is so sooo sooooo worth it. The author has created their own fully fleshed out TF world with its own lore and characters and the time and effort they’ve put into is mind-boggling. and the whole series is worth a read, twins as a main focal point or not.
Despite ultimately being dc’d, the series is still tremendously readable. I also tracked down the lovely author and begged for a summary of the ending, b/c I’m a bit of a freak and they very kindly provided it. So if not knowing how a fic ends bothers you/prevents you from reading, you have the option of getting closure even if you can’t have it written out.
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༺Triggering/Squick Themes༻
I've not linked any fics that are straight up PWP, b/c though some of those fics are great, they're not really ever the type of fics that I find compelling enough to recommend? That said, there are fics that I find compelling that contain R18 or taboo themes—this includes dubcon, noncon, child abuse, incest, etc. I'm not making a moral statement based on what fictional story I enjoy. If I read a fic that sticks in my brain and I enjoy the characterization and the plot, despite some sensitive themes, I'm gonna add it to the list of fics I enjoy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ And, honestly, lambo twins fics usually skew towards the dark, so I'm not sure how possible it would be to make an honest list w/o including some triggering topics. That said, each topic is flagged below, so if you can handle some topics and not others, you can sort over categorizes. Anyways!
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are raised in Shockwave's lab with no knowledge of the other's existence. When experiments with their sparks bring them together, their vastly different worlds start to overlap and clash.
They have no idea what they are, but they aren't like normal mechs. Sideswipe spins stories and coaches Sunstreaker how to hide his "weird" social behaviours, hiding the two of them in plain sight behind half truths, jokes, and too wide of a smile - just perfectly normal ex-gladiator mechs that do perfectly normal "Conjunx Endura things" with their sweet sparks, thank you very much.
Because to be otherwise they think the Autobots will study Sideswipe's special spark and Sunstreaker will be killed for being one of Shockwave's abominations, or worse - Shockwave might find them, bring them home, and separate them.
Mind the tags on this one. But otherwise, Sunstreaker & Sideswipe really don't really get up to anything romantic/illicit in this one other than PG type stuff for the cover that they play. Bonus: anti-seeker team of twins + dark and edgy Bluestreak, my beloved.
Some Minds by magnuspr1m3
『multichap - ffn - Words: 88 659 - Chapters: 39/50 - hiatus? 』
Sideswipe initially came to them alone. Not peacefully, of course; no, he took out half a patrol single-handedly before Ironhide held his cannon to his helm and demanded his cooperation. The bright red youngling had turned and spat at Ironhide, “Shoot me.” He had actually brought a hand up, gripped the side of the cannon and held it directly to his helm. “Shoot me! Do it!”
Ironhide would not, and Ratchet was more than grateful for this later.
This includes child abuse & Sunny/Sides/Bluestreak. Plenty of angst and trauma to go around. But also a really adorable dynamic between the 3. The plot is also super interesting and momma Ratchet is always a fav.
Premise: Sunstreaker is a spoiled noble brat trying to launch his art career and failing. His creators indulged him thus far but he receives an ultimatum — a last-chance gallery showing (paid for by his creators) — if none of his work sells or garners any interest from the academic world, he will be free to paint in his free time while fulfilling his dynastic duty. Angry and overcharged, Sunstreaker swears that he would give anything for things to work out for him. He just needs a lucky break. To sell at least one piece, even if it is the ugliest thing he’d ever created.
His fury and spark-felt promise accidentally summon a demon. Good thing Sideswipe is a benevolent pit-spawn.
This whole series is sooo good. It's such a fascinating premise and the absolutely fraught dynamic between Sunny & Sides is chef's kiss. Sunstreaker is such a brat & Sideswipe is sooo interesting. Every chapter leaves you wanting more.
Consortium by dracoqueen22
『multichap - ao3 - Words: 63,971- Chapters: 9/9 』
A Prime should be supported, they tell him. A Prime should have advisors and allies, those who will stand behind him as he rules. These allies should be intelligent, varied in their talents, with a connection to the people of Cybertron, one more easily forged than the leader who stands above. They are to help shoulder the burden, to keep their Prime standing tall. They are meant to be more than berthmates.
Optimus Prime has ten, by far, the most a single Prime has engaged. Cybertron has grown, so many of the city-states vying for power, each of them desperate to have their nominated individual stand beside the Prime. The Senate, in their infinite wisdom, had only been able to restrain themselves to ten.
One month after accepting the Matrix, Optimus meets his new consorts, and begins the process of convincing them he's a much better mech than his predecessors. That he values each and every one of them. That he wants their help to create a new, better Cybertron.
It's not going to be easy. But Optimus is more than sure they are all worth the effort.
The premise sounds a lot more horrific than the story actually is? Not a harem fic, despite the premise literally being a harem... Mainly a story of Optimus killing everyone with kindness and making the best of a bad situation. The Sunny/Sides is very slight and basically only at the end. (It's the main story of The Prime's Consorts series, so there's offshoot fics with each consort's backstory also)
Scars of Yesterday by dracoqueen22
『multichap - ffn - Words: 99, 278 - Chapters: 22/22 - ⚠︎ ⑱ 』
Kaon’s Aerie has proven home and refuge to many lost and lonely harpies. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, recently rescued from their human captors, are no exception.
Sensitive themes!! R18!! Soundwave/Sunny/Sides. It's a super interesting setting, an interesting character study, and a really interesting choice of pairing that there are (as of this moment) apparently only 3 fics of.
Ninth by Kyn
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『multichap - ao3 - Words: 458.193 - Ch: 164/? - ongoing ⚠︎ ⑱ 』
Jazz is separated from the others; Optimus has lost his memory; Prowl is battling down virus-ridden dysphoria. The once proud Cybertronian species is now a collection of confused, mind-wiped technorganics, taken as slave labor by Quintesson invaders.
If only there was some kind of (in-)famous revolutionary lurking around who might have the right force of personality and sheer stubbornness to lead their people in a slave revolt...
I'll be honest when I first click this fic, the first chapter put me off so bad that I didn't touch it again for like a year lmao. However, this fic is fantastic when you get into it. Twins are not main players, but they have their share of screen time and plenty of memorable moments. Also please note there is Sunny/Sides starting chapter 72, but it's very possible to read around until that point.
༺Noncon/Dubcon༻
A Fine Mess by Bibliotecaria_D
『oneshot - ao3 - Words: 4, 461 - Chapters: 4/4 - ⚠︎ 』
Sunstreaker's in a fine mess, and he's not fine.
Megatron takes a bad interest in Sunstreaker. No actual R18 in the fic, but that's the implied eventual outcome.
After being shot down by Autobots, Thundercracker's trine is forced to leave him behind. With no way home, he seeks shelter in an empty horse trailer, and its owner is less than thrilled.
The above is basically the starting premise for the entire series. Very sensitive themes!! R18!!! Mind the tags. I believe the noncon is like... an isolated scene in one of the fics that is referenced a few times afterwards. From what I remember, it is possible to read around and not a central theme. However, I will admit I have not read this series in a hot minute, so I can't fully remember everything that happens. The series mostly follows Thundercracker with some cameos by the twins. Also note that there are a few human OCs which I know are not everyone's cup of tea and are also definitely not mine. However, from what I remember, the OCs are interesting and well-fleshed out in this series and so I actually enjoy them. One of them has an interesting dynamic with Sunstreaker that's well executed. As with some other fics on this list, I do usually skip about to the bits with plot and Sunstreaker & Sideswipe when I go back for a re-read. (Use the shortcut Control/Command + F to search text for particular words if that wasn't something people were already aware of.)
Sideswipe had a complicated relationship with Primus. He supposed the deity liked to have a good laugh at his expense, what with Sideswipe's habit of jumping helm-first into trouble, hence his gift of dumb luck must have been a token of appreciation. From where Sideswipe had landed, it seemed more like a curse in disguise.
At the next scuff of noise, he whirled around to glare at the startled optics trailing behind him. "For the last time, stop following me around!"
Mind the tags on this one!! The really awful stuff is towards the beginning of the fic and then it gets a bit milder as it goes on. The trope of ray of Sideswipe slowly killing Sunstreaker with kindness is one of my all time favs. This fic is also technically Sunny/Sides though they're not brothers in this fic so?
These are going to be a collection of little one shot stories centered around our favorite Lambo Twins. There is no order, obviously. Look who we're dealing with. Different genres and ratings. I'm rating a "T" until something perverted comes to mind and I'll have to add it and change the settings. On the whole though, its going to be pretty family friendly. Its hard to put anything into stone when the twins are around.
Each chapter will be titled after their names.
I'll be honest I'm definitely not a fan of all the oneshots in here. But there's so goddamn many that you'd be hard pressed to not find one that you really enjoy. However, some are R18, some have sensitive themes, etc...
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༺Honorable Mentions༻
Other fics that I like, but for one reason or another I just don't feel like elaborating on them (￣▽￣*)ゞ. I've decided to just put ffn fics here, because I know that nobody actually uses ffn anymore and it's a goddamn nightmare to navigate. And I don't want these all to be lost! But fair warning, many of these are incomplete. And if you really enjoy something, please always comment regardless of the age of the fic! Protip: if you like a fic, go to the author's page and flip through their other fics and favorites! Rinse & repeat. That's typically the best way to navigate ffn, I've found.
If you want even more lambo twins, you can flip through my ao3 bookmarks </users/puraiuddo/bookmarks>. ⚠︎ Warning: there will be a substantial amount more R18 and triggering content in my bookmarks. Filter as necessary.
༺Oneshots༻
Hands on by MariaShadow
G1 Sunstreaker urgently needs repairs, but it's far easier said than done.
Lovebugs by Darkest-Doctor
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover a lesser known fact about a particular Earth insect. Mild slash mentioned.
Pulse by gypsywriter135
Decades of searching, and when they least expect it, he comes crashing back into their lives. It was just his style.
Age is the Limit by The Magnetic Witch
G1. A series of related one-shots based off the idea of "young!twins". Or, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe may have lied about their ages when they joined the Autobots.
Over the Edge by TMWolf
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If you break the cage, you release the beast. Psychotic Sunstreaker/Twin One shot.
༺Romance༻
Taming The Beast by Beregond5
G1. Post-1986 movie. In a time of mourning, Sunstreaker realises he can no longer disregard some certain feelings. Slash. UST.
Birds In The Sky by Beregond5
G1. Post Season 4. Sequel to Taming The Beast. The war is over, and the Twins are claiming their old lives back on Cybertron. But there's still something missing in Sunstreaker's life. Slash.
༺Multichap༻
Starscream: Babysitter Extraordinaire by sonofwolf
Starscream gets assigned to watching two captured Autobots…our favorite twins
How to tow a Datsun by Hunting Osprey
In the aftermath of a mission gone wrong Prowl suffers the consequences of neglecting his health while in the company of Jazz, the Twins and the Wreckers.
Getting to Know You by Dreaming of Everythingreviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have arrived on earth. That means that all they need to do is track down Optimus Prime, get rid of the pack of Decepticons after them and not scare the local wildlife. That should be easy, right? Gen, OC, ensemble, G1 characters.
Jealousy by vericus
G1, slash - Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are surprised to find Prowl has a fanclub. Jazz just wants it gone.
The Insanity Code by ocean's pebble
“Sunstreaker doesn’t exist, Sideswipe. The sooner you accept that, the better it will go for us all. Don’t you want to be sane again, Sideswipe?” slight AU. Oneshot.
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches… Read if you dare.
Transformers:Alternatives by HeroesNeverReallyDie
An AU that was originally just the G1 cartoon mixed with the IDW comics, but it's kinda snowballed into it's own thing. -Sunstreaker is still having trouble coming to terms with the Headmaster fiasco and moving on with his life. But when comfort comes from an unexpected source, his chances might end up being better than he expected.-Very Prowl and Sunstreaker centered.
Playing the Game by MariaShadow
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G1 Jazz and the twins get called on to take care of a little something on Cybertron, and the Lambos learn a little more about the black and white's backstory. Rating lifted just in case
༺Kidfics༻
Growing Up: Terror Twins by IBrokeThe4thWall
While walking home from work, Ratchet comes across two abandoned younglings in an alley. Being a youngling medic, he couldn't and wouldn't leave them there. How will Ratchet fare with twins running amuck? AU, technically still my first fanfiction, rating will go up much later
Double Trouble in Red and Yellow by Katea-Nuireviews
One of Wheeljack's secret weapons goes awry, and the Seekers find themselves in a situation they never quite expected… Parenthood. Rating may change, but probably not.
Re:Start by plenoptic
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never had a family. They thought they would never escape Kaon's gladiatorial pits, that cannon fodder was all they would ever be. And they were wrong. Twins!centric, OptimusxElita. Giftfic!
Reach Out by Jalaperilo
As soon as Ratchet saw them, he knew they were going to be the bane of his existance. A story about the twin's growing up.
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If y'all have any other fics you really love, feel free to add them in the comment section!! (though I've probably read them, other's might not have)
Saving Prowl will never͙ be ọ̈nḙ of̽ thẻ̱mͅ, rē̲ga͇͛rdl̨̑ess̡̈ ő̱f ̡́ţ͞h̬̓e ̫̓c̜̉o̪̕n̩̄s̖̠͋̕è̹͓̃q̝̈́̋͟u͓̖̽͂e̛̞͔͒n̹̱̆̏ç̞̝̓͐͊e̳̻͓̔͑͝s̻̟̫̄̉̓.̢͇̿͝.͈̙̕͠
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types
Rating: Not Rated
Words: 6 ,636
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Jazz/Prowl (Transformers)
Characters: Jazz (Transformers), Prowl (Transformers)
Additional Tags: Mecha Pilot Jazz (Transformers), Jazz-centric, Major Character Injury, Angst with a Happy Ending, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, ← a very literal use of this tag, Freeform, started this in 2024 before the semi-official Mecha AU kicked off, doesn’t follow & not set in any other Mecha AU timeline
After 14 fucking months I’m free!! FREEEE!!!! I’ve finally managed to finish and post this motherfucker and it can’t hang over my head every goddamn weekend any longer!!!
[FIC PASTED BELOW, BUT MEANT TO BE READ ON AO3 DUE TO FORMATTING]
When he regains consciousness, something’s buggy—like the neural connection’s gone glitchy. But not a normal glitch. Nah, instead it's like even the glitch's gone glitchy. The rhythm's off—the beat’s too strong and the tempo’s too fast. He’s had enough experience with fritzed neural connections to get a good feel for their vibe and this ain’t it.
Then again, he’s never experienced pushing his mech so hard, so fast, for so long without waking up in the medbay a few days later. And after that last hit— well, waking up in a medbay at all had been looking like the best-case scenario. So, given that he’s lucky enough to have a living neuron left to have a glitchy connection with, he’s willing to give the dissonance a pass.
But the creeping unease isn’t so easy to shake off. And when he sinks into the connection deep enough to initiate the boot up sequence for his visor and see, he’s reminded why he’s lived so long by trusting his gut over his head.
His optical feed is wrong. There’s so much more—too much more. Everything is more clear, more colorful, more vibrant—rather than less. He’s struck a bit dumb, having fully anticipated onlining to a juddering, washed out 360p mess. It immediately, almost painfully, reminds him of the experience of first piloting a mech in peak condition, but this… this is different. He can see everything.
The specks of dust floating around him aren’t just shapeless smudges, but instead clearly discernable metal shavings of every shape and size—like looking at snowflakes under a microscope. Each one lights up in vivid technicolor, mirroring the thousands of lights and bright paintjobs littering the field around him. Somehow, there are colors he doesn’t even recognize which doesn’t make any sense. And he can see them all; his field of vision just goes on and on and on. In the midst of the wonder he briefly wonders if the blast could have supercharged his systems, but he dismisses it just as quickly. More pilots than he’d care to name have gotten fried from much, much less.
Then a sudden movement and a familiar flash of black on white off to his right catches his eye and instantly the new world he’s discovered shrinks down to that one point. A hundred yards away, next to a few crates of supplies and a small white tarp spread across the trampled silvergrass, sits Prowl; his wings drooped and trembling around his huddled form.
Time slows for a moment.
"Prowl— er?” He croaks, hardly audible, as he tries and fails to turn his head to face the other properly. Everything’s so heavy, like his mech is a car without power steering. Exhaustion overwhelms him immediately. Some troubleshooting with a smaller motor test reveals he can hardly even twitch a pinky. The uneasiness he’d only barely beaten back shoots straight past anxiety and directly into alarm.
But if he’s anxious, he ain’t sure there’s a word for what Prowl is. The mech jolts like he’s been shot in response to Jazz’s soft call, hugging his knee to his chest like a child with a stuffed toy. Prowl’s startled electric blue eyes dart around before almost hesitantly coming to rest on Jazz, peeking just above the horizon of his crossed arms.
Jazz is grateful for his visor, not for the first time, as he unabashedly stares back. Prowl’s eyes are as wide as he’s ever seen them and he finds himself bewitched again by the sudden onslaught of colors—have Prowl’s eyes always been so many different shades of blue? Have there even always been so many different shades of blue? And though both Prowl’s huddled position and haunted expression send up more red flags, he can’t help but be mesmerized. A few hundred feet away and he can see Prowl better than he ever has before. He drinks in every new scar, scratch, and freckle-like discoloration on what he’d previously thought was flawless metal. It feels like the first time he’s really seeing Prowl. And though he’s a marred by the occasional scorch mark or dent and a bit muddied by mud or rust on his hands and chest, Prowl is undeniably the most gorgeous thing Jazz has ever seen.
And then the spell is broken when Prowl’s eyes dim and his wings begin to droop back down. His gaze drifts away and his arms tighten even further around his knees, like he’s trying to comfort himself and sink through the ground all at once. The ever-present sense of wrongness floods back into the forefront of Jazz’s. There’s a thousand and one questions he wants to ask, but only one seems emergently important, “Y-you ok?” He rasps.
Prowl’s gaze whips back to him so fast it’s a wonder he doesn’t snap his own neck. Piercing blue eyes fix upon Jazz with such blazing intensity he almost finds himself forced to look away. Instead, he finds the strength to finally turn his head just the tiniest bit further, enough to meet Prowl’s gaze with his own.
All at once, whatever strange fervor that had come over Prowl vanishes and his stern face melts into an expression that Jazz can’t reconcile with reality at first. Since the first moment they’d met and every moment since, regardless of whatever expression he’s actually making, Prowl’s always had a particular look in his eyes—a look of unflinching, unwavering confidence that everything is following a plan that only he knows and he’s just waiting for all the pieces to fall into place…
Right now, though, Prowl looks lost.
It’s a look that’s so antithetical to everything that Prowl is, that Jazz almost immediately finds himself second guessing his first impression. It’s an expression that doesn’t belong on Prowl’s face, that just can’t possibly exist on Prowl’s face and yet his mind’s eye is suddenly flooded with a different scene of Prowl’s ̼͋tormented expression. He’s splaỳ̗ȩ͛d o̘͐ut on ̤͞the g̜̃r̻̃ound, framed̜͑ by chaos, by̭͘ smoke a̢͒n̛̗d debris and laser fire, bu̢̾t he’s desp̯͘è̬rately reach͙̄ing bă͈c̦̽k for Jazz—̻͞
And then he’s back in the present and his head feels like it’s imploding—
No— No… that’s— it’s just a memory surge, he realizes.
He throttles back the onslaught of images and before the haze even clears, he’s triggering the emergency eject. Or at least he tries to. The command results in a fat load of nothing; no error message, no chastising 𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙾𝚁𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃 𝙸𝙽𝙿𝚄𝚃 buzzer. It’s like the command doesn’t even exist.
Fine. Manual override it is then. He pulls up the emergency menu on his HUD and even years of training and countless drills don’t prepare him for the heart attack when 𝙴𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃 isn’t the first option to great him. Worse still, he’s met with a plethora of unfamiliar tabs and options in place of the usual commands and overrides. Panic sets in harder and faster with each useless page.
In the thrall of a sync, mind inexorably intertwined with systems, it's impossible to tell if the incomprehensible menus are a sign that his mech is fried or that he is. Given the memory decay, he’s not feeling too optimistic about which is which. Either way he needs to eject now before the damage becomes permanent or fatal. If he’s right, though, and it’s his body failing, then he’s got even less time to troubleshoot before another memory surge could—
Recent images of the Autobot’s narrow escape explode across his waking eyes. The part of him scarred by unrelenting training recognizes that what he’s seeing are memories, but the rest of him gets swept up. But each crystal clear image is so far removed from any other memory he can recall—sharpening the closer he scrutinizes it instead of blurring and fracturing at the edges—that the discord of it all prevents him from losing himself completely.
He's captivated. He watches, in pe̗̐rfect clarit̰̒y ̡̄as…
The blinding light of a space bridge materialized at the outermost edge of the battlefield, behind the quickly deteriorating Autobot front line. Sirens rang out, indicating both its presence and its meaning. The heavily injured were hauled through the swirling portal almost before it had fully formed. The walking injured quickly followed. And then pandemonium spread as the thinning ranks, and all its deadly repercussions, became obvious to both sides of the war effort.
Anyone not originally panicking had to start somewhere. And most found that out when they discovered each and every retreat route fragged 6 ways from Sunday. Bombed out craters wider than human city blocks pockmarked the area, leveling the native organic wildlife and altering the very geography. Countless grayed frames littered what little untouched ground was left.
Deeper in the battlefield, bots tripped and fell up the steep slopes and as they attempted to navigate the scattered remains under the encroaching Decepticon's constant barrage of gunfire. And each dead Autobot that lay with a gaping a hole in their fleeing back tore a chunk of morale with them and pushed the rest of the escaping Autobots a step towards hopeless defeat.
Jazz, ever the optimist, had instead prepared himself to make a mad dash down the nearest crater wall to rescue the poor schmuck clung to a pile of frames there. But the unmistakable whine of an approaching seeker engine had nixed the rescue mission real quick.
Jazz and a few others ducked into the ruined remains of fallen treehouses and temples. The seeker glided almost lazily over the nearly abandoned battleground like a shark smelling blood. Unerringly, the menace on wings crept closer to the struggling convoy as she attempted to camouflage herself amongst the corpses when it became clear that she wasn’t going to be able to climb over them in time.
The seeker charged and readied his weapons as soon as he made final visual contact. Hidden amongst the debris around the periphery of the crater, the witnessing Autobots charged their own weapons in preparation as well. But they had a crucial little intel on the retreat's progress and routes. And therefore, where they could afford to kick up a party and draw enemy attention without hindering a vital evacuation line. It’d also be neat to know what Trine members they should expect to come raining unholy hell down on their heads as soon as they took out their third, but Jazz had always been good at improvising.
Meanwhile, the seeker crept closer and when Jazz and his current little ragtag battalion had accepted that they had nothing more to work with than what they’d got in front of their faces, they took aim. Like a series of static shocks, mechs jumped to attention. A hum went through the air—not the kind you could hear, but the kind you could feel. (Well Jazz couldn't hear jack, but the rapt attention every mech around him had paid to their comms may have told a different story). And whoever was on the line must have been one all of a DJ, because the second the call dropped, so did the bass.
The bots in the craters, some on death’s door only seconds ago, turned on the Decepticons with a vengeance— bolstered by the sudden communique of just how many friendlies were stashed away above their heads, prepped and ready to blow the Decepticons’ brains out.
Fighting erupted anew in every conceivable direction.
To his left, Jazz peeked between the gaps of shattered buildings. Hundreds of yards away and obscured by debris and smoke, he watched as the last remnants of the fractured Autobot front line reformed and laid down such precise and well-coordinated covering fire that Jazz was briefly awed into wide-eyed stillness.
Blindsided Decepticons fell and the rest scattered. With more freedom of movement than he’d had all day and the mechs in the craters already being hauled to safety, he gave a jaunty 2 finger salute to his makeshift group and headed off.
The fluidity of battlefield was a captivating show in and of itself. But Jazz knew it was much more satisfying to watch who had made it all possible. As he made it deeper behind Autobot lines, he found what he’d been looking for. Above it all, on a raised mound of earth, stood a lone figure, orchestrating their final stand more perfectly than the finest conductor could have dreamed of. Prowl stood poised and regal above the surging river of mechs below, seamlessly ordering each new group into position, a literal beacon of hope to his Autobots. The most brilliant, brave, beautiful, and obliviously self-sacrificial idiot Jazz had ever had the pleasure of knowing.
The regrouping Autobots weathered each subsequent surge of Decepticons with remarkably few losses, if any. Battalion after battalion arrived from the far reaches of the battlefield in faultless tandem. And when a unit had served its purpose, its members were ushered through the bridge at the optimal moment. It wasn’t a song in the usual sense, but it was damn near perfect harmony.
Unfortunately, he hadn’t had long to wallow in his sappiness, before a much more unpleasant sensation had shot straight up his spine. Jazz could safely say that he was what one might call… well accustomed to the feel of imminent danger at this point in his career. But something about this— something about this time was on another level. Despite him, goosebumps raced up his arms and a cold sweat erupted across his brow and back.
With great reluctance, but no other option, he tore his gaze away from Prowl’s otherworldly figure to bear witness to a wholy different brand of preternatural. On the front lines now, a battle between titans raged.
He was pretty damn sure that whoever on Earth had coined “unstoppable force versus immovable object” hadn’t had this particular scene in mind, but damn if it wasn’t the picture perfect definition the phrase. Each killing blow was parried by sword or axe or glanced off a well timed shift of plating in a flawless dance. The eerie stalemate could have gone on for hours or for seconds, Jazz genuinely couldn’t have told you at the end of it.
But there was an end.
Before he’d had the chance to consciously recognize anything had changed, his armor was rattling once more under the smothering feeling of raw killing intent and, in the blink of an eye, the careful balance toppled.
Optimus reeled, battle mask fractured from a hard blow to the face. But he was already recovering before anyone else would have even realized they’d been hit, off-balance for less than a split second. It didn’t matter. Megatron didn’t need a split second to showcase what made him the deadliest mechanism on this side of the known universe. Megatron pivoted around and, betraying its enormity and weight, leveled his canon with instantaneous and unerring accuracy. He couldn’t have even had time to look at his target beforehand—not with how busy Optimus had kept him until that moment.
Unfortunately for Megatron, Jazz hadn’t needed to take a second glance either to know exactly who was going to be at the center of those crosshairs—he’d probably known even before Megatron had. After all, he’d been painfully aware of where Prowl was standing dangerously out in the open the entire goddamn time.
He’d whirled around so fast he’d nearly snapped a cable. The tell tail jolt of something having given way had made his heart drop at first, but when both legs responded and no alarms had shrieked to indicate a critical failure, he dug his toes into energon soaked soil, blessedly found solid purchase, and took off fast enough to have made Blurr do a double take.
Dirt, rocks, and scattered pieces of mech alike splintered under the force of his every frantic footfall. He pushed his throbbing head and mangled mech to the limit and then past it, hurtling forward at speeds that well exceeded the design tolerances of his frame. With each jarring impact, he felt both the internals of his mech—and, distantly, his own flesh and bones—fracturing. Within only a few seconds that had felt like hours, he reached Prowl. At the very end of his endurance, imminent structural failure alarms and pilot injury warnings drowning out most of his senses, he leaped atop the mound and collided with the Praxian with enough momentum to send the other flying—hopefully clear of the blast range.
His vision briefly burst into white from the collision and he was plunged into deafness, but he continued to move, blind and numb. Only… his next step was accompanied by a sickening jolt. Instead of holding his weight, his right leg crumped underneath him like marionette with its strings cut. 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶: 𝙲𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙻 𝚂𝚈𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙼 𝙵𝙰𝙸𝙻𝚄𝚁𝙴 burned across visual feed, superimposed over Prowl’s horrified expression as he desperately reached back for him.
He didn’t feel the impact.
It was like a bit of his life had been skipped over like a scratch on an old CD. One moment he’d been falling and the next he was staring up at the sky, watching pixelated seekers and missiles explode overhead like fireworks on the 4th of July.
Out of the corner of his eye, he’d seen a hazy figure with white wings and red horns rushing toward him. He’d wondered if his whole life was going to be measured in the time it would take the figure to reach him, and whether it would be an angel or a devil when it reached him in the end.
His vision stabilized, just once, when the figure was close enough to touch. For only a split second the figure sharpened into a painfully familiar person—face anguished, but gorgeous—before everything began to fracture and fade away.
He jerks himself from the memory and back to the present to find himself confronted with the same scene, more or less.
Prowl is crouched over him, muddied hands frozen in the air between them, poised as if wanting to touch, but hesitant on where and how. The expression on his face is a cluttered mess of a thousand different emotions, the most pronounced being a strange combo of disbelief and panic.
The expression makes Jazz reflexively survey their surroundings for threats. But the air is clear, free of debris and the overwhelming stench of spilt energon and oil. The atmosphere is calm and quiet and the sky is clear. The evacuation must have been successful. They’re not in danger anymore. He relaxes just slightly only to immediately tense back up when he recalls that he is, in fact, still very much in danger.
It's hard to tell if it’s shock-induced adrenaline or sheer force of will—probably a bit of both if he’s being honest—but he manages to abruptly push himself to sitting. Prowl makes a strained, disapproving noise, and flails around like he can’t decide if he’s going to push Jazz back down or help him up. Ultimately, he freezes just shy of touching Jazz’s plating, still oddly hesitant.
Jazz doesn’t have time to unpack any of that before Ratchet appears out of nowhere, skidding to a halt in front of them. He looks even more incredulous than Prowl, which Jazz wouldn’t have thought was possible if he wasn’t staring him right in the face. And it isn’t an expression he’d thought either of them were capable of making until this moment. It’s a world of firsts today.
But as much as he wants to address the bizarre situation unfolding, he’s got a far more important one that needs settling first—at least if he wants to be neurologically intact enough to address the second situation. But speaking full sentences turns out to be a bit harder than he’d anticipated.
“Need to eje—eject... Something’s wrong w— w—” His explanation fizzles into static as he’s distracted by sensory-ghost input. He swears he can feel the silvergrass blades rustling against his mech’s armor. It’s becoming increasing clear he doesn’t even have the time to explain. “Get me out.” He demands instead, already reaching with both hands for the manual ejection lever on his chestplate.
Prowl visibly flinches at… the statement? the movement? the rising panic that Jazz knows is evident in his voice? He’s not sure. It’s another thing Jazz wants to address, but similarly has absolutely no time for right now. Because priority numero uno is to get out of the cockpit now by manually activating the emergency sequence right her—
Like quicksilver, Prowl snatches his hands away from his chest and holds them in his own trembling ones. Jazz startles from the sudden contact and looks to Prowl’s face, confused. Prowl parts his lips with a sharp intake, looking like he desperately wants to speak, but something flashes across face and he snaps his mouth closed with an audible click of denta. Abruptly, his eyes glaze over and instead of staring at Jazz, he staring through him. The piercing blue light of his eyes begins to flicker.
Jazz makes an alarmed blat of static, trying to draw Ratchet’s attention, but the medic is already stabbing something into the base of Prowl’s skull before Jazz even registers he’s pulled anything out of his subspace. Prowl seizes up at first and Jazz reflexively switches their grips to clasp Prowl’s hands in his. But only a second passes before the tension melts from Prowl and he releases a relieved, albeit shaky, vent.
Jazz isn’t sure if it’s for his sake or Prowl’s that Ratchet goes on like Jazz never said anything and Prowl didn’t just fritz, “How—” Ratchet begins to ask, only to cut himself off and visibly rethink whatever question he was about to ask, which is not comforting, “…are you feeling… Jazz?” He finishes, somewhat lamely and somehow making Jazz’s name sound more like the question than the actual question.
Unsure now if he’s doing it for his own sake or Prowl’s, he decides to roll with it, “Just ‘bout how you’d think,” he says, “Feels like I got shot by a fusion canon.” He clarifies, carefully flexing his hands where they’re tangled with Prowls, as much as to continue attempting to gauge how much time he’s got left as fidgeting out some of his steadily building panic.
But then there’s an audible buzz in the air from the restricted comms chatter Ratchet and Prowl are sending quite literally directly over Jazz’s helm. They exchange some—what they seem to think are, at least—covert looks and some more rapid-fire encrypted messages that grate on Jazz’s taxed sensory systems like sandpaper, before Ratchet turns to him.
“Anything else?” Ratchet coaxes, tone off in such a way that it’s clear he’s fishing for another answer.
“What answer ‘xactly are ya lookin’ for, Ratch?” He snaps with a bit more bite than he’d intended, a little too emotionally and physically frayed right now to be playing 20 questions when there’s only one priority, “Like I told ya already: I need out. Now.”
Ratchet, despite his ordinarily short fuse, has boundless patience when it counts, “I understand that, but I also need to get a read on your symptoms so I can…” Ratchet pauses, and concerningly it’s not to make space for a curse, but for a sigh. “…make a plan here.”
Jazz pauses, considering. An angry Ratchet is what you want, because a cursing Ratchet can fix you and vent his frustrations at the same time. You don’t want a quiet Ratchet, because that means he doesn’t even have enough RAM to form speech as he’s yanking your sorry ass back from the pearly gates. A pensive Ratchet is a whole different beast indeed. Because, terrifying, it implies potentially he’s not even sure what problem he’s looking at right now.
“Why do you feel you need to get out of the mech?” Prowl prompts instead, when enough time’s gone by that it’s clear Jazz isn’t going to or can’t give much more information, “Do you have warnings? Pain? Anything the stands out as particularly noteworthy?”
His first instinct is to say “no”, because at the end of the day he’s still more familiar with his mech’s systems than either of them and he’s more equipped to fix everything that’s wrong with it. But, more importantly than that, Ratchet shouldn’t get tangled up with him when there’s living, breathing (in a manner of speaking) mechs around that may need help.
That being said… he’s just so damn— “Tired.” He admits.
Ratchet cocks a brow, “Tired?” He repeats, already reaching into his subspace pockets and pulling out a menagerie of medical equipment from thin air, “As in fatigued? Or sleepy?”
Jazz knows that they’re technically two different things, but at the moment it feels like a distinction without a difference, “Both? Neither? I donno, Ratch. I’d say I’m over the max neural load I shoulda carried today by ‘bout 4 hours and a fusion canon shot. The fact I can’t even feel the headache I know I got is bad news.”
Ratchet hums in uneasy acknowledgement as he sets up something that bears an uncanny resemblance to a human heart monitor. Almost as soon as it boots up, the thing starts shrieking in unholy fury and one of the measurements at the bottom—which Jazz can’t even hope to guess the meaning of—turns red and begins strobing. Prowl and Jazz both jump at the sudden cacophony.
Ratchet’s eyes go wide and his mouth drops open. The next second Ratchet has Jazz’s mech arm in one hand and a needle Jazz would guess would be about the size of his real arm in the other, poised to insert it. A squiggle of bright pink light trails off the end of the needle and Jazz only registers it’s a canula when he spots the bag of energon strung over Ratchet’s shoulder. Alarmed, he frees a hand from Prowl’s and immediately attempts to bat Ratchet away, “Ratch! I told ya already my systems don’t run on energon! You’ll glitch the whole thing!”
Ratchet expertly evades his uncoordinated flailing—and really, what chance did Jazz have when Ratchet’s gotten an IV in much bigger and much angrier mechs while under fire?—but he seems to make it difficult enough that Prowl finds it necessary to join the fray. Abruptly, he finds his free hand caught tight again between Prowl’s and just because Prowl’s holding his hand absolutely does not make the situation any better! “Prowl!” He admonishes, betrayed.
Prowl, at least, has the decency to look a bit abashed, but he’s also starting to get back that look of steely resolve. He only squeezes Jazz’s hand tighter when he tries to pull away. Jazz immediately recognizes he’s not going to get anywhere with him, not when he’s got that look on his face.
He turns his attention back to the real problem just as Ratchet lines up the needle. With what, Jazz isn’t even sure, because, “My mech don’t even have a line for ya to—” But his sentence cuts off with a blat of static as the sharp sting of the needle entering his arm nearly causes him to bite his own tongue off.
It— it hurt.
Why did it hurt?
He looks to the IV site as though seeing it will explain why he’s feeling it. Instead, baffling, he sees the needle protruding from a visible vein in his arm. He watches, stupefied, as the energon visibly flows into his arm, lighting up the line with energy for a few inches downstream of the insertion site before it fades out.
Ratchet releases him and is already readying to replace the rapidly emptying bag with a new one before Jazz can even process what he’s seeing. And only a split second after he’s done that, he registers that he’s starting to feel better and that quite abruptly makes him feel much, much worse.
The rapid fluttering of his heart is accompanied by the frantic beeping of what looks to be some type of monitoring device set up in front of Ratchet; hooked up, he assumes, while he was distracted with his existential crisis. At the sound, Ratchet’s attention snaps up from whatever other device he’s tinkering with. Prowl uses a thumb to gently rubs circle on the back of Jazz’s hand. “Jazz?” He prompts, voice hesitant, bordering on nervous.
Instead, Jazz’s world narrows down to the simple fact that he shouldn’t be able to feel anything. So the soothing touch is paradoxically as comforting as it is distressing and, instinctively, he eyes up his surroundings for danger, trying to find a threat he can see, can understand, can fight.
Instead, his heightened scrutiny inevitably leads him to investigating Prowl’s hands where they grip his. His eyes track the rusty red stains as they creep up Prowl’s arms. The realization doesn’t strike at once; instead it slowly, hauntingly, sets in the longer he stares at the kaleidoscope of different shades of red. He hadn’t recognized it for what it was at first, too distracted by the beauty and variety of the colors. Until now, blood red had always just been blood red.
Prowl seems to recognize what Jazz is suddenly staring at and visibly overrides the urge to jerk his hands away—it’s far too late for that.
“Whose…?” Jazz reflexively begins to ask, mind still a mixed jumble of then vs now, and, on some bone-deep level, unable to accept that all of that could possibly be only his. His state of denial lasts all of a few seconds before the weight of reality settles in. He’s millions—billions even—of miles away from the nearest human.
And Cybertronians don’t bleed.
He continues to stare at Prowl’s hands, not really seeing them, for another few moments, until his gaze is drawn back to the spot he’d seen Prowl when he’d first woken up… and the innocuous little white tarp he’d been sitting curled up next to.
The splotches of red staining the fabric are so easy to see now that he’s looking for them. What’s also evident is that the tarp has been meticulously, carefully, lovingly arranged to conceal what lies underneath. The outline is unmistakable; it’s one that Jazz has seen so often as to be burned into his memory—thousands of them lined up in tidy rows in the aftermath of countless battles.
Panicked, he blindly grabs with his free hand for his chest—for himself, where he should be sitting, flesh and blood. Prowl intercepts his frantic attempt and gently, reverently, guides Jazz’s second hand to join the first where it’s clasped within Prowl’s own trembling blood-soaked ones—before Jazz can touch the gaping wound where he should be.
“Jazz—" Prowl begins, voice impossibly soft.
“How?” He chokes out. The question could mean a thousand things, but Prowl understands.
Prowl looks to Ratchet first for confirmation and receives a curt head shake in response. “We don’t know,” Prowl sighs, looking pained, “Immediately following the blast, you—” He corrects himself, “your mech appeared to be operational, albeit heavily damaged. I quickly carried you through the bridge. Upon arrival, however, your systems had shut down.” He vents, visibly attempting to calm himself, “I forced open your cockpit, fearing that you or your mech had been too severely damaged to allow you to exit. You—” His voice cracks, “Your injuries…" He swallows thickly and his hands squeeze Jazz’s, almost as if to assure himself Jazz is still there, “It was clear that nothing I, Ratchet, nor any human medic could have done would have revived you.”
The confirmation shouldn’t be a shock.
His own corpse is lying over there.
But he still can’t wrap his mind around any of it.
Couldn’t have revived you.
That’s what Prowl had said.
“I’m dead?” He croaks. It doesn’t seem right, because—even though he can’t say he was ever devout or particularly religious at all for that matter—someone on earth had to have gotten religion right… right? And the afterlife actually just being a body swap into a giant mech to live out eternity with a bunch of aliens doesn’t really fit the plot of any of the Big Books he’s ever heard of.
Prowl, bless him, looks like he’s about to send himself into another fit trying to answer that question.
Ratchet, instead, gives him a good clap on the back of the head and takes over, “No.” He says, firmly which is comforting. But then he shrugs, “Unless we’re dead too of course.”
“Ratchet!” Prowl snaps, absolutely scandalized.
Jazz isn’t sure if Ratchet was trying to be comforting or not. But the absurdity of the comment (from Ratchet of all people) and Prowl attempting to hold onto civilized conversation by the skin of his teeth, despite the situation, pulls a startled laugh from him.
All that—tossed together with the insanity of his maybe-maybe-not actually dead predicament as a whole, the startled looks on Prowl’s and Ratchet’s faces, and a significant amount of blood (energon loss?), and head trauma—culminates into one hell of a laughing fit.
Prowl and Ratchet immediately duck closer to try to look him over—snap him out of it maybe?—as he wheezes through cackles that he didn’t know his mech was physically capable of making as his gears and cables cramp like a real diaphragm would.
He doesn’t feel breathless in the same way, but he half-mindedly muses that the mechanics are similar as his giggles die out into soundless wheezes as his vents fail to suck in any more air. Somewhere along the line, he’s pulled his other hand free from Prowl’s surprise-laxened grip and slaps his knee and the ground a few times in his mirth.
Silvergrass seedlings are whipped into the air to flutter around him and dance in a whirlwind above his head, reflecting starlight and swirls of galaxy. He finds himself looking up to watch the colors and lights twirl around him, progressively more entranced by the sight than amused over the situation, and his laughs slowly die out. When the seedlings begin to scatter, he’s left simply staring up into the night sky. Immediately he notices that the constellations are… familiar.
It takes a bit to realize they’re not ones he’s seen in the sky himself, but instead ones that he’s inevitably come to recognize over his time with the Cybertronians; from countless space charts, but also from movie nights, murals painted in the ark’s rec room, history files, and the subtle illumination of Prowl’s habsuite ceiling that he knows Prowl hoped he didn’t notice.
He stares at the stars now, reverently, “Cybertron…” He whispers, digging his fingers into the soil and taking gentle handfuls of dirt and grass alike.
This is Prowl’s home.
But even through the awe, Jazz is abruptly reminded of his own home swimming in an endless black abyss some thousands of lightyears away—if it even still exists.
And that’s the real kicker, isn’t it?
Maybe it wasn’t just Jazz, the human, who had died today. Maybe it was the entire human race and he doesn’t even know.
And worse still, he finds himself horrifically relieved by that. Up until now, he’d had a thousand different nightmares, one for each of the different ways he’d fail to make it home, for every once he’d dream of seeing his family again.
Now the dream’s suddenly the nightmare.
Now, he thinks, suffocating under the shame of it, the worst possible thing would be for his home to still be waiting for him exactly as he’d left it when he can’t go back.
He looks down at the metal of his palms and he can’t imagine what it would be like to hold his little sister’s hand. He can’t imagine how his dad would give him a hug. And worse of all, all he can think of is how—before he could even get to any of that—his mom would greet him on the front porch by demanding he get his ass out of that damn cockpit and give her a kiss.
And the horror and disbelief on her face when he explains he can’t. The screaming, the crying, the denial—
He can’t think of anything more painful. Not even dying.
He’s trembling when Prowl dares to approach again, this time kneeling down in front of him, almost bowing, with his hands clenched into fists where they rest on his knees. “Jazz... I cannot ever repay you for the enormity of your sacrifice.” Prowl intones, to all the world sounding no less composed than usual, but Jazz hears the anguish in his voice. Worse still, though they’re sitting face to face, Prowl isn’t looking at him. He’s glaring at the ground, shoulders bunched to his ears, fists clenching tighter, wings rising to a distressed V, “If I could have predicted it, prevented this from happening— If I could have switched places with you—"
The rest of Prowl’s sentence fuzzes out into white noise; that special type of white noise that only follows a bomb going off. The rare, staticky buzz that only happens after getting struck dumb.
He watches as Prowl continues to apologize, drawing himself into a tighter and tighter knot, becoming more visibly, painfully, stupidly contrite over being worthy of sacrifice. And Jazz falls a bit more in love with him.
A sense of peace, one stronger than anything he’s felt in years even when safe in the deepest recesses of the most fortified base—one he hasn’t realized he’d been so desperately missing—envelops him.
It’s as painful as it is freeing to be reminded that he’d long ago accepted that he may never see his family again. He’d come to terms with it the first time he’d suited up and in each and every time since.
As it is now, he doesn’t know where or when his family is. He doesn’t know if he’d failed and they’d died only yesterday or hundreds of years ago. He doesn’t know if he’d succeeded and they’d lived to old age or if they were still waiting for him, just as he left them.
But Prowl is here.
Now.
Alive.
“I understand… if you regret your decision.” Prowl whispers at last, but the lie is evident in his heartbroken expression; his dull eyes never once straying from the ground.
It twists something deep in Jazz's chest—he supposes he can't call it a heart anymore—and he's already reaching up to cup the side of Prowl’s face before another thought can cross his mind, not willing to let Prowl's doubt last a second longer. At the touch, Prowl finally meets his eyes.
He locks gazes with the sad, stern, beautiful mech in front of him. He may never know the fate of the earth or his family. He can't know whether they'd welcome him home or turn him away. He doesn't even have a single clue how he’s still alive. But as he gently runs a thumb over the smooth metal of the other’s cheek, this time taking a moment to appreciate that he can feel it, he is certain of one thing:
“I don’t regret nothin’, Prowler.”
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