Apr 7
I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it
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I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it
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Strip poker at the knights order sucks ass this shit takes forever and we're running out of space on the table
Guy next to me took off one besagew and you can't even see their face but you can feel their smug-ass grin beneath it
You say something really weird to the headless horseman and in response he just stares at you fully maintaining eye contact as he grabs a second pumpkin out of one of his saddlebags and carves a confused/mildly offended face onto it and then replaces the first pumpkin head that's been staring at you the whole time with it
god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you
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I do love the thought of body swap stories that highlight when characters have like, chronic pain or other bodily issues
Like two characters swap bodies and one immediately turns to the other and is just like "You really need glasses, man", and the other one's just like "Holy shit I can see"
Dark Souls onion knight voice: "Oh, hello there. I'm pondering how best I can serve the transgender community, but I'm positively stumped! I've got to think of the proper way to do things, but I'm stuck at quite an impasse! Not to worry, though, I'm sure I'll think of something..."
*you hit the talk button again* "Perhaps I should remain as a cisgender ally, for cis men have such privilege that could be used to protect the vulnerable, and voices that can be heard when transfems are ignored..."
*you hit the talk button again* "Perhaps I should transition as well! No truer help than bolstering one's ranks, haha!"
*you hit the talk button again* "But then again, regardless of my feelings on the matter, that would deprive the trans community of an ally in my position, which could be dire..."
*you hit the talk button again* "Hmmm. Hmmmmmm..." <- this dialogue line loops forever until you continue the onion knight's questline