#public indecency

Wolfstar, Jegulus • 475 words • slightly nsfw

Muggle/modern au

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“What’re you two giggling about?” James asked curiously as his two best friends walked in, bumping shoulders and snickering with each other.

“Moony and I got written up for being ‘inappropriate’ in the halls.” Sirius grinned, waiting for Remus to sit before flopping into his lap.

“Again?” Regulus asked from where he lay between James’s legs on the couch, who was chuckling fondly.

@cams-rocky-rambles has been declared an enemy of the fluffle empire and will be put to death by stoning on January 29th of 2061 at 8:02 PM.

Their ccrimes are as follows:

Manslaughter

Vehicular manslaughter

Mans laughter

Arson

Domestic terrorism

Not being green or pink

Domestic abuse

Illegal lizard trafficking

grand llarceny

24 counts of 1st degree murder

3 counts of 2nd degree murder

89 counts of 3rd degree murder

12 counts of vandalism

Genocide

Probably doing the deltarune weird route

Possession of illegal substances

Grand wizardry

Practicing the dark arts

Not tucking me in at night like the innocent puff i deserve to be treated like

Public indecency (peed on a tree.)

Eleventeen counts of theft

@TheDemocrats' promotion of the #LGBTQIA Agenda is disgusting!😠

No one cares what consenting adults are doing behind closed doors!

There is absolutely no need for parades or festivals - and they sure as hell don't deserve an entire month‼️

There's nothing brave about choosing an alternative lifestyle. And there are only two genders!

#Transgenders are MENTALLY ILL.

And #PrideMonth is bullsh!t.

If any group of #American #Citizens deserve an entire month dedicated to them - it's our #Veterans.

#Children should NEVER be exposed to #DragQueens, #CrossDressers, etc.

Prompt

Alpha Male Stud Overlord AU

Mikasa sneaked into her master Eren's room naked to seduce him... unfortunately Annie was thinking the same thing when she saw her there. This leads to the two arguing which Eren notices and makes a decision. He decides that they need to settle this with a mud wrestling fight to determine who he sleeps with. Of course this is a trick of his just to see two sexy women wrestling in the mud naked... with their bodies rubbing on each other. It is great to be an Overlord

(2-Koma) (Mud Wrestling) (Public Indecency)

The heavy, ornate door to Eren's private quarters creaked open just a sliver, revealing a sliver of Mikasa Ackerman. Her raven hair, usually so meticulously kept, was a wild, alluring cascade down her bare back. Every inch of her athletic, scarred physique was on display, a silent, powerful invitation. Her eyes, usually so fierce, held a softness, a yearning, as she slipped inside, the scent of her own clean skin and determination preceding her. Her gaze immediately locked onto the large, opulent bed, where the silhouette of her Master, Eren, was clearly visible, lounging like a king on his throne of pillows.

But before she could take another step, a low, guttural growl rippled from the side of the room. "Well, well, well," a voice purred, laced with a familiar, dangerous amusement. "Look what the cat dragged in. Or rather, what thinks it can slink in unnoticed."

Mikasa's head snapped to the sound, her eyes narrowing. There, emerging from the shadows near a towering bookshelf, was Annie Leonhart. And she, too, was utterly, shamelessly naked. Her golden hair was slightly dishehevelled, her powerful, toned body gleaming in the dim light, a smirk playing on her lips. She had clearly been waiting, perhaps even hiding, for her own moment.

"Annie," Mikasa hissed, the soft yearning in her eyes replaced by icy fury. "What are you doing here?"

Annie merely shrugged, a slow, deliberate movement that made her muscles ripple. "The same thing you are, apparently. Though I had hoped to be… first." Her gaze flicked pointedly to Mikasa's exposed form, an unspoken challenge hanging in the air.

The two women stood, radiating hostile energy, their nakedness a stark contrast to their aggressive stances. The air crackled.

From his bed, Eren Jaeger, the Overlord himself, finally stirred. He pushed himself up, a languid smile spreading across his face as he took in the scene. He ran a hand through his dark hair, his eyes glinting with a predatory amusement. "Ladies, ladies," he drawled, his voice a low rumble that seemed to vibrate through the very floor. "Such enthusiasm. I appreciate the initiative, truly. But there's only one of me, and two of… you." He paused, letting his gaze linger on their magnificent, battling forms. "I suppose we'll have to settle this the old-fashioned way. In the mud pit. Naked. Winner gets the bed. And me." His smile widened, a mischievous glint in his eyes. He knew exactly what he was doing.

X-xx-X

The scene has shifted. Gone are the lavish chambers, replaced by a makeshift arena under a bruised, twilight sky. A large, shallow pit has been dug, now filled with thick, dark, glistening mud, reflecting the last vestiges of daylight like a murky mirror. The air is heavy, humid, charged with sexual tension and raw, physical competition.

In the center of this pit, Mikasa and Annie are locked in an intense, primal struggle. Both are completely naked, their bodies slick with the dark, viscous mud that clings to every curve, every muscle, every strand of hair. It coats their skin like a second, erotic layer, highlighting the powerful contours of their forms as they writhe, grapple, and push against each other.

Mikasa, her face smeared with mud and determination, has Annie in a headlock, her powerful legs wrapped around Annie's waist. Her eyes, burning with a mix of fury and desire, are fixed on her opponent. Annie, equally covered, is straining against the hold, her own muscles bulging, a fierce grimace on her face as she tries to leverage herself free, her hands digging into Mikasa's back, leaving muddy trails. Their skin rubs and grinds together, creating sucking sounds as their bodies move, the mud squelching and splashing with every effort. Their breasts press together, their hips grind, their legs intertwine in a violent, sensual dance. The line between fighting and foreplay has blurred into oblivion.