#ptau

.:Originally made June 20th, 2023:.

Poketrainer AU stuff heehee Toby's a shiny hunter, Beau's just here to have a good time.

Chapter: Desirability of offering Nawfil (Voluntary or Optional) Prayers at Home

Jabir (May Allah be pleased with him)reported:

Janus and Patton were in love. They have 4 kids

In order of age,

Logan, Roman, Remus, and Virgil

Logan is four, Re and Ro are 2 and a half, Virgil is 4 months

Janus is a lawyer

Patton is a vet

They grew up in the same town

Janus gets a job offer to move to new country, and a very "sketchy yet uppity" town at that

They fight about where they live and the influence it may have on the kids

They split, with Jay taking Re and Virge and Pat taking Lo and Ro

The twins don't know the other exists nor about their other sibling

Logan faintly remembers Re and Virge but not enough to confidently say" hey I'm missing two brothers

At least not yet

It's been 10 years

It's summertime

There's a summer camp that Patton always sends Lo and Ro

[Edit: So I have decided that The king of repression, also known as Patton, would go to a different summer camp. And this year it happens to closed for major renovations, and so he takes them to camp sanders]

Janus remembers that he used to go to a summer camp when he was little, and he sends Re and Virge there

[At least that's what he tells them. He did not just forget about Camp Sanders]

Sanders Summer Camp

Yes this is kind of a parent trap au

Ro and Lo have a good time

Re and Virge are having a less than stellar time

But the camp is having tryouts for the annual play

Ro expects it to be a peice of cake; he's the lead every year

But then this new kid comes in with his annoying smug face and wows everyone

and him

And it's worse because everyone thinks they look alike

Logan's hit with a wave of.. nostalgia? deja vu?

He doesn't know what the feeling is but he doesn't think he likes it

But even he concedes that Roman and this new kid, Remus look strikingly similar

The kids 6-10 share two cabins and the kids 11- 15 share the other two cabins

One night Virge gets really scared and doesn't have a panic attack, but he does get really panicled

He walks to the big kid cabins and sees "Remus"

He tries to wake "Remus" up and when the boy's eyes finally open, the reaction he gets is not the one he expects

Arguing ensues as "Remus" denies even know Virgil and Virgil is wondering why his brother is pretending he doesn't exist

This wakes everyone up, including Logan and Remus

They all realize a mmisunderstanding happened but Virgil won't let it go

"How can both of you look exactly the same have similar names and be the same age and not be related?

"Ridiculous My birthday is June 25"

Logan chimes in and says

"This is rather peculiar. The chances of you have this many similarities from looks to personality to birthday and not being related is 0000.1%

" But we don't have the same last name!! My name is Duke, his name is Berry"

[Edit: Janus and the children he took have the last name Limyè. Patton and the kids he took have the last name Angelos.]

"You may have been separated at birth"

Roman scoffs

"Yeah right. If I had been separated at birth why wouldn't Pops tell me about it? Plus when would he have had 4 kids? He got divorced when we were little"

And Logan's about to say"Of course I know that but-"

Virgil interrupts

"Our dad got divorced too. A little while after I was born apparently. From this guy named Pat or something"

And everything clicks for Logan

"I think I remember both of you"

" Our dads were together, adopted us, and then got divorced

"Before the divorce though I had 3 brothers."

The other kids had fallen back to sleep but the boys were freaking out

And then the parent trap hijinks ensue, tho Roman wants to prove that his other dad had to be terrible, why else would his wonderful pops divorce him?

Remus is just in it for the ride

(And because maybe he's confronted with getting things he never realized he wanted)

Virgil doesn't think it's gonna work out

Logan finds the whole thing incredibly intriguing, his longest "experiment" yet

(And because he's only been reintroduced to Remus and Virgil for 4 days but he doesn't want to let them go)

Haven’t drawn stuff for a while, wasn’t really inspired for zadr, plus school work

Also gaming

Options: Mermaid That cute short bell shape Empire waistline Theres more but those hit me first

This style really surprised me ngl

And suddenly in the discord server, had the dumbass Au idea where both Sammy and Susie are prophets and are almost always fighting like bickering siblings

Like fighting over Bendy merch or who's the better prophet.

I call it the "Prophet Twins" AU because fuck canon... In this AU they are siblings for some reason.

Oh, goodness. That would be pretty wild.

Tags: nonbinary character, gender issues, crossdressing, mis-gendering.

—

“Hey! Hey, Linda!”

Linda sighed, trying not to growl. “Yes, Mr.Serif?”

The skeletons face scrunched up. “Aw, darlin’, don’ call me that. Told ya—name’s Twist.”

She sniffed. “That is not a name. And I am not. Your. ‘Darling’.”

A slow smile crossed his face. “‘Course not, sweetheart. An’ I ain’t ‘Mr.Serif’.”

She sniffed. The gauntlet had been laid. “What was your question Mr. Serif?”

He eyed her, and she lifted her chin, refusing to be intimidated by the empty sockets staring back at her. Just looking at him made her skin crawl. “Jus’ wonderin’ ‘bout sumthin’.”

At her elbow, Bob spoke under his breath, “How to speak proper English, perhaps?”

Linda covered her mouth, trying to hold in laughter. That would be entirely unprofessional. The skeleton couldn’t have heard—he couldn’t have—but he turned his gaze on Bob, still smiling. How he managed facial expressions without an actual face was a complete mystery. “Says ‘ere that girls can’t wear ‘shirts that’ll expose their shoulders’. That right?”

She sighed. “Yes, Mr. Serif, that is correct.”

“An’ they can’t wear dresses er skirts er shorts that fall more’n two inches below the knee?”

“Correct.” She shared a look with Bob. “Do you have a question?”

“Or do you need help reading?” Bob asked, again under his breath.

The skeleton scratched along his jaw, the sound of bone-on-bone making Linda’s teeth itch. “Yeah. I got a question—where’s the boys’ dress code?”

“The boys don’t need a dress code.”

He cocked his head. “Yeah? Why ‘d the girls need one?”

“So they do not distract the male students.”

His brow-bone lifted, which was incredibly unnerving to watch. “Didn’ know humans found shoulders an’ knees so appealin’. Maybe we oughta make sure the boys follow the same rules. Don’ wanna distract the girls, right? Or any gay students, yeah?”

She flushed. “Mr.Serif, that is inappropriate!”

“What? Bein’ gay’s inappropriate? Er talkin’ ‘bout knees an’ shoulders? Ya gotta ‘splain it to me, sweetheart. Human customs er still a little confusin’.”

She huffed. “The dress code has been in place for years. It is the result of past experiences. Though I am more than happy to entertain the possibility of uniforms instead.”

He nodded, studying the dress code again. “Right, right. Got it. Little girls’ shoulders an’ knees ‘er too provocative ta expose. Fine. Question, though—Frisk ain’t either. That mean they can wear a dress that exposes their knees?”

She stared him down. “Frisk is a boy. He should not be wearing dresses—“

The skeleton smiled slowly. “Don’ care what it says on their birth certificate, darlin’. Frisk’s non-binary. Sometimes they feel like puttin’ on a dress, an’ I sure as fuck ain’t gonna stop ‘em.”

“Mr.Serif! You will keep such language to yourself.”

“Sure, sweetheart. Soon as ya learn ta keep yer bigotry ta yerself.”

They made no more progress that night, and Linda had to adjourn the meeting early.

—

She really, really shouldn’t have been surprised when the skeleton came to the next meeting in a shoulder-baring dress that only came to mid-thigh.