#prythian problems

"Marge, Marge! The rains are 'ere!"

and look. we did not break up on good terms. (I…may have left him at the altar and trashed his neighborhood) ((he deserved it))

but ever since I found out they have history I can’t stop fantasizing about watching my has-been being had by the love of my life. and feeling his tongue on my [redacted] again

should I go for it Sellyn?

Dear Anonymous,

This sounds... complicated. Even by Prythian standards.

Before you go for anything, I would talk to your mate and see if this is something they are even remotely interested in. And remember that exes are often exes for a reason, no matter how much you might have enjoyed certain aspects of the relationship.

Tread carefully. The last thing we need is another neighbourhood-wide catastrophe if things don't end well between you two (you three?).