Once again, I apologize immensely for the wait. Once I found the time, I had to rewrite it many times over before I was satisfied with it. To those of you who are still around, thank you so much and I love you all. <3
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Can I just SAY your art is utterly mindblowing @.@ I only saw a couple of your works here and there a reeeally long time ago, before I had to drop off the face of my tumblr dash for ages, and I'm so glad to finally sit down and properly freak out at how amazing it is. The sheer level of detail. The colors. The contrast. Have I mentioned detail? Your style is unique and unlike anything I've seen before. I'm so glad you're a fan of the Zombie Duo! Pls forgive me for the lateness, keep up the BAMF!
I’ve read your message like 5 times in a row because it’s so encouraging; your timing is excellent since good ol’ impostor syndrome is getting itself felt strongly these days, so thank you, I really needed that! <3 <3 <3
I’m head over heels for a different fandom lately (BNHA) and I’m basically EraserMighting all over the place but Kakuzu is among my favourite fictional characters *ever* so he’s bound to always make the occasional appearance regardless of what I’m into at the moment lol
Hey there! For the Headcanon meme, may I request Kakuzu -13, and Hidan - 39? Thanks so much!
Sure!  And I’ve been meaning to thank you for saying so many nice things about all of my work, I really appreciate it!
From here
Hair:
Kakuzu’s hair is actually in really good shape even though he tends to ignore it.  Trimming Kakuzu’s dead ends is something Hidan can do that won’t annoy him, so he doesn’t have split ends.  Kakuzu could seriously care less, he hacks it off every few years and keeps it clean, but Hidan does all kinds of stuff to keep it shiny and soft and nice.  One time he dyed the ends blue.
Secret:
Hidan maintains that he has no secrets because he’s never done anything he isn’t proud of and he’s never let anyone else do anything he wouldn’t talk about either, but it’s bull.  Hidan keeps more secrets than anyone, he sees everything and says nothing about it.  There are very few super important ones that he doesn’t share with Kakuzu because while he’s great at adapting and figuring things out on the fly, Kakuzu’s the long term planner and Hidan trusts him to come up with a good course of action with enough information.  One of the few he does keep from him is that he can’t swim.  Nothing sinister, he just knows how to walk on water and doesn’t find it necessary to learn.
So this is just for a bit of fun, and my mood actually improved as I write this, so I’m pretty happy. It’ll be a short, simple story and I won’t spend weeks mulling over how the events should play out. Written for my amusement, and if other people get enjoyment out of reading it, I’d be even happier! ^^
Switcheroo
Summary:Â Team Asuma's mission to recapture the Immortal Akatsuki is scrapped when Ino's attempt at her new jutsu fails. But this results in something strange: Hidan and Kakuzu have woken up in each other's bodies. Until they can reverse this unfortunate mishap, they must learn to adapt to their new environment. But some things are easier said than done.
I'd love to hear a bit more on your thoughts on Hidan's parents! I personally haven't given it much thought at all, and have always passed him off as "orphan" because it's really difficult for me to imagine legit scenarios with parents during his childhood, LOL. (Please don't feel rushed to answer, just whenever you have enough time! :) )
OOOH -CRACKS KNUCKLES- actually I haven’t been able to formulate like a whole bunch myself XD Because is it quite hard, and weird, to imagine Hidan having any kind of parent influence on him. I mean he’s so out of control, obviously no one raised him right. But I liked to make Hidan as messed up in the head as possible. Because he is so insane lmao This is unorganized but I’ll post shit below in case other people are curious?? :3
Uhh– Well, for my thoughts on Hidan, he’s an only child. And because Yugakure is one of those like backwater, not well heard of, villages before tourists overrun it, I was going with the idea that not a lot of medical expertise was available. Hidan’s mother had complications in her pregnancy, and on top of that was anemic. Awful as this is, I just sort of went for it. She ended up dying giving birth to him, the doctors at hand having only enough ability to save the baby. This one led to the effects of Hidan’s father turning abusive towards his kid.His mother though I imagine was a very sweet and loving woman, albino with anemia. I imagine she was probably very sweet, but also was quite fearsome with her words if you made her upset for any reason. Nothing super important is coming to my mind about her… she probably wasn’t any kind of shinobi.
His father, on the other hand, was a shinobi. He was a lot like Hidan in both appearance and mannerisms. Medium-built with that more lean muscle, that square jaw and angular cheekbones. Probably a pretty handsome guy that worked hard to start his life and was a real family guy. Until he lost his wife, he was super excited to be a parent with her. He didn’t really know what it was because mental illnesses aren’t often discussed in the shinobi-world but he had BPD and Hidan does now too. Something in the man really just got lost after his wife died, and the only thing he had left was a pretty sickly baby that only reminded him of her. Because he was so heartbroken and felt awful for not being able to save his wife, he started to develop a dislike for his child. The doctors took care of Hidan the first half of his first year, since he was so sickly and a premature baby, so this probably didn’t help his father ever develop connections with him.Â
Uhh– super sad XD But his father would take care of him plenty to keep him alive, but all the warmth and love was missing from his care. Hidan was left alone for long spans of time as a toddler, not having a lot to play with, and never getting his father to play with him. The man would only go so far as sit on the floor with him and watch him play, but it was always with a very sad look in his eyes. Hidan never understood until he was much older, but even as he grew up his father paid him no attention. Probably the first time Hidan’s father ever actually hit him, too hard to be considered a spanking or anything he deserved as punishment at the age of 5, was when Hidan broke a lot of dishes in a fit. His father slapped him hard across the face, enough to knock the boy down and make him cry of course, and made him clean up the mess before he was then locked in his room for the rest of the night.Â
Basically this started the trend of his father getting angry, punishing his son, until it turned into just abuse. Him looking for any excuse to make Hidan think he was in trouble. He would drink, sometimes, but that wasn’t really what made him beat Hidan. The excuse often was that Hidan was “a murderer who killed your own mother.” Clearly this development caused Hidan a lot of trauma and self-hate, etc. Yep. hhmmm.... god I forgot my train of thought. Hope this is some view though!
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@prussianknight9 SCREECHES So fucking true I think a lot of places work like that. Athletes can be a literal rock in terms of brains but get all these scholarships for being good, and I can so see this happening. Kakuzu threatening to steal all of Hidan's scholarship money for tutoring him, just so he can pay for school even with his probably straight 4.0 or higher GPA. ((Bah 4.0 out of 4.0 on American scale I know it can vary elsewhere)) Btw this is no offense to any athletes because I used to be an athlete but just didn't want to do it in college soooo- yep. Plenty of us are smart cookies ;P
This turned out pretty long, so I decided to publish it over on ff.net instead of making one gigantic text post. So here it is, a Hidan and Kakuzu fic for this theme!Â
It actually didn’t end up turning out the way I was originally thinking of (somewhere in between, the story started going off on a tangent from my original plans for it), but I became immersed straight after and it helped me immensely in getting into the flow of it. So thanks again, @quantum-rebellion , for the great prompt! I had tons of fun writing it! ^^
Here is the fic: Savior
Summary: Hidan cannot believe it when he discovers Kakuzu is in trouble. Not caught in the hands of the enemy, nope, but stuck in a damn hole. And why can’t he just crawl out himself? Hidan isn’t sure if Kakuzu’s doing this on purpose to skip out on their important mission. He’s really fine… right? One-shot fic for a tumblr prompt.
Take your time on the next update. Please don't feel like you need to rush because we are all eager. We understand
Thank you sooo much for understanding, dear anon! I’ll make sure the chapter is written in the best way as my skills allow me, because I’m planning to include more interaction between our two favorite characters. Their interactions will increase as the chapters go on, and this is only the beginning. I still haven’t decided how many chapters this story will end on, but I know the story is still only about 60% finished.
I have started writing Ch, 14, and have just over 1.5k words down so far. It’s coming! ^_^