#procastiwriters

I’ve been writing a book of some sorts @theloveclub17

"You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by avoiding it today"

Abraham Lincoln

I still remember the day I stole that shirt. It was our first new years eye together and I was so cold in my dress. You told me not to wear a dress but I wanted to look pretty. I wanted you to feel that you’re fucking lucky to have me. But halfway in the party, I was shivering. So you took me to your room and put on a shirt and then a sweatshirt.

Four years later, I still have your shirt. You are gone but your shirt is here. But I don’t know what to do with it. I want to call you and tell you to take everything back. Take your shirt back and Take your girl back.

my adhd: but there’s dust under your furniture and your room suddenly looks very cleanable

me: nO wE cLeAnED mY ROoM YesTERDAY

my adhd: okay well what about YouTube or tumblr, you should check those for the 82nd time today

me: no, no more distractions. IT’S WRITING TIME.

my adhd: but aren’t you hungry all of a sudden even though you just ate? maybe you should go stare at the pantry or look in the fridge for thirty minutes to look for a snack—

me: ...you have a point there

my adhd: —just to come back with nothing.

me: noW HANG ON—

my adhd: and don’t forget to check all the burners and appliances and tidy up the cabinets and counters and do the dishes and take out the trash and you might as well go reorganize the pantry while you’re in there, then maybe do some laundry since your next to the washer. and don’t forget your vitamins by the sink (forgets them anyway). oh and give the dog a bath too. and maybe even rearrange the furniture in the living room?

me: valid *whips out some pen and paper* *takes notes*

my adhd: and then make a post about your adhd instead of writing because of your adhd

me: *forgets notes* you got it, dude

90% of my writing process, everybody. 

Queen of Procrastination oh yeah

(The feathers in their heads looked like thorns lol)