#problem-free

Rummaging through some of the trash cans he could find around the city for some food, well, discarded bits, pieces, trashed leftovers, and the like, but hey, he was a cat, and sometimes a cat’s gotta do what a cat’s gotta do to survive on the streets. He was doing it rather loudly too, which didn’t help much when it came to the neighboring people trying to throw shoes and slippers at him among other things.

:”Sheesh, ith’ like you people can’t even lithen to a thqeak from a little mouthe if it’d be passin’ ya by on the ground. Tch, typical couch potatoeth and lazy people.”: the feline blurted out of frustration as he pulled his head out from one trash can with a fish skeleton inside of his mouth. 

As he was closing the can with the lid he was holding up, Sylvester walked away from the alleyway with his supposed snack in his mouth, unaware of who he might bump or step on when he would exit the alley. Fortunately enough, he felt some near one of his feet that didn’t feel right and stepped away from it.

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Zooms in. 

// Why is Tails so sassy? The recent Sonic games do this too. There’s been a push to portray Tails as Sassy and I don’t get it. The last thing I would call Sonic Adventure Tails all the way to Sonic Unleashed is sassy. He was a sweet and humble boy genius and that’s always how he was portrayed for years. But starting with Colors there’s been this push to make Tails sassy and borderline rude. Why is that? This isn’t a question for you. It’s a question for the Sega writers

[ i mean technically when you post this on a crack thread it becomes a question for me esp considering that my tails portrayal is full of sass and i’m assuming seeing him on your dash prompted you to ask this, so here’s my answer:

    After forced banishment from      Sullivan and Wazowski, there the monster was.      Wandering on the apricot sand of the desert.      Which desert exactly?      He’s not entirely sure.      They practically all look the same in his eyes.

    Wait a second!      It’s the only living mammal he’s seen for miles.      Randall scurries ahead,      nearly lunging at the creature.