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oh mate

FROM THE ARCHIVES: No, you fucking idiot. No, you’re not. No.

.....no I’m not crying, there’s just something in my eye

“Waaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaah!” added this monstrously entitled overgrown man-baby, later.

“It’s not that I mind about her being gay, of course. No, I’m totally fine with that. Completely okay with it. If anything, I’m *too* cool about it. Just as fine with it as fine can be.”

“We always seem to end up touching.” says grown man who purposely goes to the home of a 14 year old child and purposely engages in physical contact with a 14 year old child.

“Waaaaaaah, waaaaaaah” cries whiny judgmental weirdo at the shocking revelation that his wife didn’t magically pop into existence, pristine, virginal and untouched, three seconds before he met her.

“Dear Deidre, I’m an absolutely monumental prick. Can you help?”