Pro hero reader who gets asked "who's the hottest hero?" All the time. They always answer with different names. (They usually mention heroes who aren't "conventionally attractive" or any hero under top 20)
One time!! One time they give a too honest answer.
One time they're doing a 24 hour live stream for a charity event. The event is to help civilians with unique quirks who're having a hard time finding jobs or homes because of the nature of their quirk (like Kirihito Kamachi, Spinner, or Shouji)
It's the last few hours of the stream, all the important information has been shared. They've even played 5 hours of Minecraft on survival mode.
So now, they're taking any kind of question from the fans.
Someone asks, “we know you're playing around with you answer whenever you get asked about the hottest hero. But fr?? Who's it fr???"
Reader is contemplating answering the question. They look at the number of viewers - 1032, Not a lot.
“I'm not playing around. The answer just differs on different days. I meet new heroes all the time. And everyday someone does a little something that makes me think they're more handsome than yesterday”, the reader answers nonchalantly while stretching out their tired limbs.
Still, fans are unsatisfied and keep asking the same question in 20 different ways.
“Can y'all stop asking me the same question over and over? You're making me feel like I'm in my press interview again”, reader sighs.
They quietly read the comments trying to find someone interesting when they spot something they can't read out loud, “who do you hope thinks you're hot?”
“Easy. Ingenium or Eraserhead. Those two look like they'd- ”, the reader gasps so suddenly they start choking on their own spit. They didn't realise they were answering the question out loud.
Meanwhile, the chat blows up with fans wondering which question the reader answered.
“Eraserhead?? They wanna Collab with them?”
“Tensei is hot, I'd fuck him”
“Their childhood heroes?”
“WHICH QUESTION WETE THEY READDEINNN”
“fr fr. Their taste in men popping out.”
“Easy? What easy??? Easy to beat??”
“ANYONE THINKING THIS IS NOT A S3XY ANSWER IS A DUMB*SS. IT'S OBVIOUSLY A S3XY ANSWER. THEY WANNA FORK THEM!!”
“stop sexualizing shit. They probably didn't mean that”
“Understandable.”
The reader gathers themselves and clears their throat, “guys, UA heroes! My top UA heroes. Okay? Calm down. As I was saying, these guys not only work hard on their jobs they also work hard in the community! Eraserhead is a teacher now! And Iida Tensei has built such a great network of heroes within his area that-” the reader rambles on for a while. They scan the chat to hope the fans have been swayed.
“okaayyyy. Suuuuuureeee. Totally.. your favoriiiiiiteeeeee”
"Sir- say less”
“See? I knew it was a good answer! They'd never give sexual replies.”
“I feel like they could've chosen someone else. An underground hero and a retired hero?”
“Wut? Can you give fun repliesssss. Hellooo.”
“I feel like I'm watching the news”
“We're all adults here and I'm sure the media folks are asleep. C'mon”
The reader looks at the viewer count. 5802↑
“I'll give you fun replies, if you ask fun stuff. And No! Nothing illicit. Please! You are not all adults here." The reader checks the timer on their desktop. Just 10 more minutes to go.
“Okay, last question. Take a minute to think about it. I'll take 1 question. Why don't you all discuss amongst yourselves. Yeah? I'll give you 5 minutes to discuss it! I'll wrap up after it” . Saying this, the reader shifts their attention to their phone to reply to some work emails. Meanwhile, the chat blows up.
“Omllllll.”
“Okay, how about who they're datinggg”
“ How about no dating!!!”
“Maybe their sexuality???”
“Why?? Wanna know if they'd f¢ck you??? Answer is NOOOO”
“Guyssss their childhood crush???”
“im sure they ansrd that b4”
“fuck off!!”
“Okay, listen I think we should carefully ask them about their fav hero"
"no wait, Which hero have they slept with"
“i don't think they answer that”
“Wt bout hero they d8?"
“Sounds okayyy”
“Something about their address?”
“Bruhhhh stalkerrr in the comments”
“lol”
“Just ask the dating question! We'll know their type and everything”
“Yeahh!! Dateddd”
“past hookup”
“what if they never dated anyone??”
“someone they wanna??”
“bruv they should have dated sOMEONE”
“Okay guys, your 5 minutes are up. What's the question?” The reader scan the last few comments.
“Last person I dated? Umm... Sorry to break your hearts but I've never dated anyone. Being a hero is full time job. Buttt someone I want to date? I'll tell you that! Tomorrow! I'll upload a picture of them on my story tomorrow. So, keep your notifications on! Okay guys, thanks for being here, we've raised about -” and so, the reader wraps up their live with giddy fans who will be talking about the live for at least next day.
Sadly, they don't know that the picture you'll upload is just a picture of Mori-senpai from Ouran Highschool Host club.
