ship meme w/ connor/beatrice [tents hands]
I'm arresting you, I demand that you exit my line of sight immediately
I'd say there's a lot of equal footing here? Connor's pretty level headed and lax for the most part--although I think he's very keen on challenging her and certainly doesn't let her have her way.
WE ALL KNOW BEATO IS A BIG VANILLA BABY WHO CRAVES AFFECTION and Connor will provide, no problem whatsoever but he will also tease her about it in the process
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:
Connor is the big spoon more often than not, much to her surprise and given how big and warm he is it's relatively pleasant. Beato can't really press her breasts against his back sorry he's immune to your wiles Beato.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
Starting drunken conga lines.Adventuring together, I think! Connor likes scouring for treasure and exploring unknown areas and doing ridiculous Loser Squad shit, but he also enjoys playing a chess a great amount--I'm actually pretty sure even as it is, they play chess together and always manage to get absurdly competitive and heated over it,
Who uses all the hot water:
Most trivial thing they fight over:
Everything. Chess. Groceries. Sweet intake. Means of murdering others. They bicker relatively often but in a very casual, lax manner I'd say.
Who does most of the cleaning:
Connor, definitely. Beato relies on servants more often than not and is a bit of a brat but he's going to delegate duties to her anyways and then lecture her for 2 hours when she can't find something of hers.
Who leaves their stuff around:
Who remembers to buy the milk:
Connor because Beatrice is accustomed to summoning her damn milk
Who remembers anniversaries:
Both of them do, but Beato since we know how she...is about dates...
Connor because Beatrice's cooking is a travesty
Often but also not often at all because Connor is incredibly straightforward and blunt but also understanding and empathetic, especially when it comes to Beatrice. I don't see their fights blowing up per se.
What do they do when they’re away from each other:
What they usually do. Neither of them are particularly dependent on one another. Connor's priorities will always be centered around helping others and Beato has a gold ol time fucking things up.
Nicknames for each other:
I ACTUALLY DON'T THINK THEY HAVE ANY? I feel like Beatrice has called him "Connie" at some point though.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner:
Who steals the covers at night:
Connor canonically hogs the blankets but Beatrice likely does as well. So they war for them and neither win and now the blankets are on the dang floor.
I DON'T KNOW? THEY ARE BOTH SO? Probably Connor, actually.
Beatrice because we know how she is but Connor DOES remember things so
Who started the relationship:
I DON'T KNOW IT'D LIKELY BE A MUTUAL THING?
What would they do if the other one was hurt:
You know Connor, he'd become defensive, rush to her aid immediately and go in for the kill
Beatrice would skip the whole "aid" thing and just go for something brutal or plan something in the longterm.
