Day 4 is here! Just to be clear, If youâve read the discussions Iâve had with @hrizantemy about religion on my other blog, you know I have a complicated views and relationship with religion that will likely come through here. To the point where I get somewhat existential over there. These are just my thoughts, and these headcannons donât encompass my whole thoughts about religion, or even parts of them. Theyâre diluted to fit the layout of this fic, and wonât be addressed here. Iâve had people irl hea me ask these kinds of questions and take it as a sign to try and convert me, so please donât do that. Otherwise, letâs agree to disagree, yeah? For now, Iâm glad to be caught up. I have a poll on my page asking about how you wanna see fics posted in the future, so feel free to give your two cents. It should be right beneath this post. @princeofsinweek
Day 4: The Many Texts in my Collection
Yapping - Sloth x reader
TW: Um, I ask some questions about religion people may find uncomfortable. Theyâre based on my own thoughts or opinions, but diluted enough to fit the layout of this fic. I donât plan to go in depth or try to address any of them here.
đ Sloth wasnât sure how he got here. One moment he was in his house of sin, the next, he was in a strangely decorated room.
The sight of book pages stuck to the wall, shaped like a heart in one area, and coating a mother corner seemingly at random, made his eye twitch. Amongst the remnants of desecrated literature stuck to the wall were colourful pictures. Some were obviously illustrations, but others seemed so realistic, he wasnât sure what to make of them. More of those illustrations were taped to a bookshelf, right across from the bed, beside the window. There was also a desk pushed against the other wall, with multiple bottles, pots, boxes, stationary and books scattered all over it. Some, he recognised as stationary, while others were clearly cosmetics and perfumes. But the strange slab made of what felt like glass, and a bit of metal was entirely new to him.
No candles or chandeliers hang in the room, but strange contraptions in the ceiling emit a mix of soft orange and harsh white light-
âAGHHHHHHHHHH!â
đ He was so caught up in exploring his new surroundings, that he didnât realise someone entered 7til he heard the scream, followed by glass shattering.
He watched you stumble back out the door, scrambling away before your back hit another door across from your own, separated by a very, very small hallway. Your legs were bare, but you wore what seemed like a sleep dress? It was a pale yellow, with a blue cat and brown mouse on it, along with the names âTom & Jerryâ. It was clearly old, somewhat tattered in places, but seemed comfortable enough.
Your hair fell down your back in waves, and bright eyes stared up at him in horror. He walked carelessly across the shattered glass to kneel beside you. Before you could scream again, he placed a hand over your mouth, and brought a free one to his lips. You took several breaths through your nose before nodding at his demand.
đ After that, Sloth and his new friend are able to talk, though I doubt you believe heâs a demon. Not until he pulls out the wings, maybe even take her for a flight. But youâre deathly terrified of heights, and hates rollercoasters, so you donât have a good time. But, once theyâve established who he is and why heâs in her room, Iâd say he might ask for information about things he didnât understand.
âSo this is an⊠I-pad?â
âYeah. There are a bunch of tablets that function pretty similarly, but these are the most popular.â
âAnd you do⊠what exactly?â
âPretty much everything. I watch shows, like plays but recorded as did with special effects to make them look realistic, but some of them are animated too, so basically a bunch of pictures played in rapid succession to give the illusion of movement. Um, I also write essays for school on here, do other projects, research, read books, text-â
âRead?â
đ God help you when he learns about e-readers and apps like Apple Books or the kindle app.
đ Soon enough, youâre lounging on your bed, reading on your kindle, while heâs made himself comfortable at your desk, reading on your iPad, occasionally using your browser to research something.
đ One thing he didnât account for, however, is how much you yap.
âSo, if youâre a demon, does that mean Heâll is real?â
âIs heaven real too?â
âWhatâs it like?â
âWhy did you leave?â
âWhy did your brothers leave?â
âIs God real?â
âWhy doesnât he do something to make this world better?â
âCan he even interfere? If not, then wouldnât that mean heâs not a god?â
đ He found it bothersome at first, but some of these questions surprised him.
âIf God is real, and can interact with our world, why wonât he stop the bad things?â
âIf your brother is the one who tempted eve, why are we the ones punished for his crime?â
âIf he lets us suffer, giving us no reason to believe in him other than corrupt institutions that push the burden of that belief onto those who suffer, why should we?â
âWhat kind of âall loving deityâ lets people burn forever because they stopped believing, when he was the one that let them suffer for no reason?â
âIf weâre going to burn forever for not believing, why give us free will, thus the option to not believe?â
âAlso, isnât the reason we have knowledge of good and evil because Eve ate the fruit? Why not undo it if heâs so powerful?â
âWhy should we be punished for exercising the free will he gave us?â
đ Not all of your questions are region based though. Sometimes he enjoys listening to you mindlessly bitch about a trope, author or series that bugs you. These were ones heâd be more likely to answer, in some capacity.
âCan you believe the author had the audacity to respond to those comments like- like that?!â
âHer manipulation tactics could use some work.â
âWhat did she think was going to happen when she decided approach the guy people called âthe mad kingâ huh?! What made her think any of what he said would make sense?!â
âWhat would you have done in her shoes?â
âUhhhâŠ.â
âThought so.â
âWhat would you do if..â
đ Sloth had plenty of questions of his own though. Mostly about mundane stuff. But in cases where you didnât know, youâd research it together.
âSo thatâs how fuel powers a car. I never wouldâve searched that without you!L
âYouâd take a mode of transportation without knowing fully how it works? What if it broke down, or you needed to procure a new one?â
âI donât think thatâs what toasters are made fo- WAIT! YOUâLL GET ELECTROCUTED!â
âNo! Donât break it! It wasnât trying to kill you, I swear!â
âYeah, so audiobooks are for people who may be neurodivergent, and struggle to stay focused on a book, or maybe people who poor eyesight, for any number of reasons, and canât see. Oh, or even people who want to read but are constantly on the move, so they can just listen while doing their thing!â
âNeurodivergent?â
âWell, yeah. Knowledge should be accessible to everyone, but so should rest, and the librarian canât get that unless we go home.â
âIn my library, I never had to leave.â
â Thatâs because it encompasses your whole house,â
đ He shows her magic.
âOh my god, itâs really floating!â
âItâs not that impressive. This kind of magic is basic.â
âI wish I could light fires like that.â
âOh, that must be so useful in a fight!â
đ Despite being a bit of a yapper, Sloth finds that you like demanding to hear stories from him too.
âWait, so the were you like pow! Bam! Haya! Take that! And the-â
âNo one makes those sounds while fighting.â
âWell, you should.â
âWait, tell me about that! I wanna hear about the dragons!â
âThey sound scary!â
âTheyâre ice dragonsâŠâ
âThey sound amazing!â
âWerewolf blood can do that? Sounds like it can make a sticky situation worse then.â
âHow many gods are there in the Underworld?â
âAwww, they sound like such a sweet couple!â
âHonestly, if any of your brothersâ lives were romance books, Iâd read them all. They sound so cute!â
âDonât ever tell them that. For your sake, and mine.â
âCome on! Tell it again, please.â
âOwieeee! Alright, alright! Iâll go to bed! Just donât pinch my cheeks like that!â
đ By the time heâs found a way home, heâs reluctant to leave and your ever present questions, that heâd come to adore, only made it harder.
âDo you have to go?â
âI have so many more questions.â
âWill you come visit?â
âStay just one more night?â
âSend me a postcard. Iâll frame it on my wall like a trophy!â
đ So he decides to ask one final question of his own.
âWould you like to sell your soul?â





















