Excuse me Miss, I don't mean to sound presumptuous...
But I think your eyes would look so pretty staring up at me from my crotch.

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Excuse me Miss, I don't mean to sound presumptuous...
But I think your eyes would look so pretty staring up at me from my crotch.

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Pairing: Anthony Bridgerton x Fem!reader
Setting: Modern Day
Rating: The series overall is 18 + with all but a few chapters containing smut. Each chapter will have it's own content warning
Series Summary: While treating yourself to a long overdue vacation, you cross paths with a mysterious and very handsome man who, it turns out for a small fee, offers his companionship for a night. But is this man all he seems to be?
Chapter 1: Arrival and First Impressions
Chapter 2: Dinner and a Show
Chapter 3: Bargain Over Brunch
Chapter 4: Night 1: Massage at Midnight
Chapter 5: Night 2: Dinner and Dancing in the Moonlight
Chapter 6: Night 3: Swimming and a Cabana at Night
Chapter 6.5: Daytime Interlude
Chapter 7: Night 4: His Pleasure
Chapter 8: (Day and) Night 5: A Small Boat and Snorkeling
Chapter 9: Checkout Day Revelations
Chapter 10: It's a New Day, It's a New Life
Epilogue: The Resort, Six Months Later
And I hated how he said these things, as if he was quite certain of my conditions, when I wasn't certain of them myself.
Abigail Dean, from The Death of Us
Was absolutely jarring when boss and I were on the phone with a customer the other day and he called me Mrs. [Lastname]. Mrs????
favorite word?
its so hard to pick just one.... maybe dubious

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Cato tied the oversized beach-towel around his hips and tugged at it until it was comfy. He hadnât put shorts on or one of his shirts after his morning shower, just the towel once he was all clean and now he was loitering outside his own door. Maybe... maybe just the towel was too... presumptuous? Maybe he should dart back to the bathroom and at least grab some sweatpants? Spirits. Last night with Dius had him... warm just thinking about. And the towel was fine.
How presumptuous I was at Verrières. I thought I lived; I was only preparing for life, and here I am at last in the world such as I shall find it, until my part comes to an end, surrounded by real enemies. What immense difficulties are involved in keeping up this hypocrisy every single minute. It is enough to put the labors of Hercules into the shade.
Julien Sorel, âThe World, Or What the Rich Lackâ from The Red and the Black, Page 194
Hard to Say
The business end of the dagger was directly on the heroâs chest.
âYou shouldnât kill me.â The hero said, a smile despite the cracked voice and muddied face.
A cool smile passed over the villainâs face, somehow clean despite the rubble. The villain managed the upper hand this time, effectively trapping the hero in between large pieces of concrete, curtesy of their latest fight.
âOh?â The smile gave way to something more sinister. âGive me, hm, three good reasons why I shouldnât.â The villain said, their grip around the daggerâs hilt tightened.
âYou enjoy the game too much.â
With a tut, the villain countered the first reason. âIf I managed to catch you, then the game must be getting to easy. Two more reasons, hero.â
With wide eyes, the hero scrambled for another answer. Boring the villain wasnât something the hero considered. Even in this current situation, their interactions were, more or less, entertaining, the hero supposed.
âWho else will you fight?â They finally managed.
âThink, hero, use your head. Weâve had a good run, it pains me to kill you.â The villain cocked their head. âDidnât you rise because I started causing mischief? With what you call evil, comes with what you call good. One doesnât happen without the other.â With a flamboyant wave of the dagger, the villain continued. âI practically made you. You canât deny it.â
âThatâs presumptuous.â The hero replied, trying to push themselves up. A slight sense of panic coursed through them.
The villain was on them in a flash, their forearm pressed against the heroâs chest. âWas that your third reason? Being presumptuous?â A crazed gleam in their eyes.
âNo!â Came the quick reply. âNo! Just give me a moment.â
âFive.â The villain whispered.
âWait, hold on.â The hero tried to push up, only for the villain to push down harder, evident by the heroâs wheeze.
âFour.â The dagger had found its way back to the heroâs direction, hovering above their chest.
âThis isnât-villain, please.â
âI like when you say that.â They paused, then shrugged. âThree.â The dagger lowered slightly, inches away from the heroâs heart. âTwo.â The blade was nearly piercing the heroâs costume.
âOne-â
âBecause I love you!â The hero shouted, feeling the metal on their chest. That was then they realized how frantically they were breathing. âSomehow, I love you, and for some reason, I think killing me would kill you.â
The villain was looking frantically over the heroâs face, looking for any sign of a lie. With their arm still on the heroâs chest, they removed the dagger, clutching the blade instead of the hilt. A hilt could still hurt.
âBecause deep down,â the heroâs breath shuddered,as they eyed the removal of the daggerâs position.âDeep down, I think you feel the same.â
âIâve tossed you off buildings, Iâve blown you into the past without hesitation.â The villain argued.
The hero raised their arms, and slowly pushed the villainâs away from their chest. âYou donât want to kill me, I know you donât.â
Newly freed, the hero reached out to cup the villainâs face, and willingly, the villain leaned into their touch.
Their embrace lasted only a second, as the villain had snuck their arm behind the hero, the hilt of the dagger slamming into their head, knocking the hero out. The hero fell unconscious on the villainâs chest.
The villain mulled over the next options in mind. It was hard to say if the heroâs words were true, the villain never allowed themselves to think of anything along those lines. Now, the thought had been forced upon them, they had to confront it, and the hero it involved, the hero currently leaning on them.
With a grunt, the villain swung the hero over their shoulder.
âYouâre presumptuous.â