#prawn posts

remember character pages? whatever happened to us all advertising our character pages for people to wander over towards and go 'oooooo' at like they're at an aquarium?? where is the creative whimsy to fawn over together

Playing kingdom come deliverance 2 and the fact that simply staying loyal and believing in your shitty first horse named PEBBLES rewards you with amazing stats for her makes me so happy. Even despite her shitty stats, I was willing to be ride or die for her, let people insult how mean and ugly she is, and lose every race bc of my faith in her and now I learn she’ll become a god of horses if I continue traveling with her? Game of the year. For Miss Pebbles, the best horsey

‘I don’t like neve she’s mean and flirts with lucanis’ is the sort of take from someone that would probably turn into dust if vivienne, fenris, and sera glanced their way. simply experiencing Morrigan in origins would be the equivalent of giving spicy doritos to a sickly Victorian child

If solas led me into a haunted cave and I went ‘hey is this place haunted??’ and he replied ‘that depends - what IS haunted? Perhaps it is what your will makes of it’ I would nod and then die 15 minutes later bc it was, indeed, haunted. At least I know he would feel bad about it.

you should be allowed to not go to work on Monday if you have a bad weekend or else you’ll kill yourself in front of everyone in a really dramatic and memorable way. And this threat should be accepted bc no one wants to go to work on Monday anyways