#postillion

Für alle die zwischendurch etwas Erheiterung gebrauchen können, kann ich den Postill-O-Mat nur wärmstens empfehlen. Ich habe mich köstlich amüsiert.

Enthält solche Banger wie:

https://www.der-postillon.com/2019/04/got-theorien.html

It’s a German article so I’ll just translate the theories for my lovely Jonsa fam

1) The merchant Jol Merton from King’s Landing is unfaithful to his wife as can be deduced from the 10 seconds he is on screen.

2) Brienne of Tarth has haemorrhoids and that is why she looks pained while riding.

3) Batman won’t be the last minute saviour of Westeros as can be deduced from the fact that the name Bruce Wayne never comes up in the series.

4) Jaime and Cersei are twins - a highly suspicious theory because there is no way a popular show like GoT would show incest and not lose viewers.

5) Daenerys’ dragons, the Night King, Bronn, the Wall and author GRRM himself are only one person. This is obvious if you look at their noses.

Der Postillon bietet AfD-Mitgliedern 60 Euro Demo-Geld, wenn sie im Hühnerkostüm demonstrieren.

"Das Huhn ist eines der edelsten deutschen Tiere und steht wie kein anderes für die patriotische Sache."

The #Postillion facade rises like a striped wall of glass and pale panels, with #Amstelkwartier, #Amsterdam pushed into a deep blue backdrop.

Across the set, sun flare, monochrome cuts, mirrored windows, and repeating vertical bands keep changing the mood without softening the geometry.

https://www.der-postillon.com/2025/11/bahn-stellt-auf-winter-um.html

The meticulous process by which minuscule particles, often symbolic or representative, are systematically distributed or relayed, typically through indirect or archaic means, as if by the methodical action of a postillion guiding a carriage.

A theoretical phenomenon in which minuscule, repetitive actions or influences ("clons") accrue over time to subtly direct the course of events, akin to the guidance of a larger entity by a seemingly insignificant force.

The precise act of breaking down abstract or complex systems into micronized, traceable segments for the purpose of navigation or control, often within historical or logistical frameworks.