THIS IS AN ART POST , I SWEAR . HOWEVER , I FELT A STORY WAS NECESSARY .
so , as part of my final exam for my french class , we have been tasked with making a fake instagram account (on paper) for either ourselves or someone else , like a pet or fictional character.
given that he has been my muse and practically all i can think about for the past 10 months or so , i decided that , naturally , i would do the project as the professor .
since i had pictures on my phone , i decided to share my final draft for the first part of the project with my mom one day . after complimenting my work and laughing , she then proceeded to tell me that i should show it to shane and ryan , like straight-up “what would happen if you just called taylor up?” style .
i explained to her that it doesn’t really work like that since i’m a stranger on the internet , to which she then responded with something that can pretty much be boiled down to “well , why don’t you just find the least popular puppet history guest , shoot them a dm , and then they would probably show shane and ryan ?” , or something along the lines of that .
for reasons i hope are obvious and do not need to be explained , i told her that there’s no way i could do that and that was crazy .
however , in light of recent events ( just love of the game and having nothing better to do ) , i decided that as a 12 month early mother’s day gift , i will give it shot , via a @wearewatcher tag on tumblr.com . to whoever sees this , whether it be bergara , madej , or just some random guy on the internet , i hope you enjoy .
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