#possibly ooc

gn!reader. reader is said to work at SDN.

Qifrey's got some really nice hands... The fact the bottom of them are covered by his turtleneck is so not fair!! To be able to slip your fingers under there, pressing your fingers right into the lower pad of his palm.... He'd probably get sooooo embarrassed by it if you do it with a certain look on your face.

Bringing it up to your lips and kissing right there, while making eye contact with him, your soft lips pressing against the rough texture of his palm that's held his pen to write so many spells with. Poor man is flustered enough before you lick a whole warm and wet stripe right up his palm and he's floundering and telling you that's gross! He's got ink stains there! But he doesn't pull away or tell you to stop- So he's gotta be into it too, right?

ft Merpeople/Fish

Azul

He tastes like a mix of ink and fish. You're unsure if its entirely pleasant, but you cannot complain when he kissed you so sweetly. His words are made of gold, molded to your preferences and all, but he might as well be trying to melt you with them.

Despite interrupting his busy schedule too often, he weirdly doesn't seem to mind that much. Maybe he drank something weird, or he's witnessing his doom, but he cannot let go of you as your lips close in on his again for the millionth time. He'll never let go, even as you sink him down into the deep to never be seen again.

Jade

His lips are soft and sweet, but he tastes like a strong bitter tea. It stings your tongue a little, byt you just cant seem to let go of him and his lips.

You're lucky to kiss him without the looming taste of mushroom sneaking in, making the kiss just a little more enjoyable on your end. Be careful to kiss him after(or during) a club meeting, you never know what he's consumed.

Floyd

His lips are dry most of the time, forgetting to use lip balm as someone from a place where that isn't needed. He always tastes like multible things at once, its mostly fishy and sweet or sour. Sometimes very bitter.

Kissing is never consistent with Floyd, every single one is different in some form. Which is quite a good thing, since it means he'll never get bored of attacking you with his lips.

Georgina

She tastes bitter, with sweetness lingering on your own tunge when she pulls away from the kiss. A smirk sitting nicely on her face as she quietly laughs at your bright red cheeks.

Her kisses are either light and gentle, or long and unforgiving. With barely any in-between, only if you ask for something different specifically. She decides what she likes and usually does everything out from that. Yet even with that she remains unpredictable, and might kiss you at any moment should you stop looking in her direction.

Rielle

has been added in a reblog (along with merman A from book 3)

(also might add mr leech if we ever see him :> i wanna be squeezed between those two so bad)

This happens sometime during Op’s recovery from being buried in Unicron’s corpse, because there’s no way anything is going to be easy with these two involved

attempt at humour i made the day after wl and ss died

i wrote two other skits but they kinda suck

if enough people beg me i may post them

“…should I not be?” Dark Cacao almost laughed, lips pulled into a strained smile. Then his face shifted, soft and sad, like he regretted his words, yet he didn’t feel sorry for what he felt.

And Burning Spice didn’t know what hurt more.

“…You’re a Beast.” He said. And Burning Spice’s heart constricts. “A monster.” He continues, “A tyrant. Am I supposed to parade our relationship around?“

Burning Spice feels something claw at this chest. Shame, maybe. Hurt. The emotional kind. A thing he hasn’t felt in years. Centuries. Unfamiliar and terrible. It made him want to rip at his own dough, crawl into a deep pit and never resurface.

“You tore my friend’s wings off—you took her soul jam,” he almost growls, “you beat her down to her lowest and yet. And yet—“

A hand comes up to rub at his at his temple, almost seeming distressed, angry, frustrated, all mixed into one big pot of emotions.

“I love you.”

Burning Spice hates the way his heart jumps at Dark Cacao’s words.

And from Dark’s Cacao’s face, he seems to hate the fact that he means it.

“I want you. I cannot seem to think of a life without your presence and it haunts me.”

Burning Spice’s fists clench, an overwhelming urge to hug the cookie before him washes over him, to hug, and kiss, and squeeze every thought out of his head, flooding his every vein. Before he realizes he can just leave. Before he’s finally has enough, before he says he’s done and that, no, he can’t do this. He can’t be with the Beast of Destruction, destined to purge and lay waste to all that surrounds him eventually.

Before he realizes he doesn’t want to take that risk.

“Because if you’re just so terrible and abhorrent, and I love you, what does that mean for me?”

FAN-MADE ACHIEVEMENT/ROUTE

Severed Wire // Achievement

Get completely locked of Eddie and Vo- Or just Eddie's Route.

How did you manage this? // Walkthrough

Do maintenance with Eddie, but be bad at it.

Repeat until you reach Interaction 6.

Attempt to fix the power surge/blackout but fail due to lack of handiness.

When you check back, Volt is on the floor and unresponsive. You try to help but Eddie repeatedly tell you to stop.

Click "Keep Trying" 4 times and Eddie will get pissed off. (Like Blue Volt levels of pissed off.)

The Narrator will state that you will be temporarily blinded, You'll get the hate ending screen and you'll be kicked out of the interaction.

Is Volt Okay? // Uhhh...

He can make a new Volt.

I think.