Sep 27, 2025
Anakin: *complains how half of his class disappeared by midterms*
Obi-wan:
In another life, he would so be a history/ethics professor.
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Anakin: *complains how half of his class disappeared by midterms*
Obi-wan:
In another life, he would so be a history/ethics professor.
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Anakin Skywalker: sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral falling. :(
Can we have sassy Obi-Wan for skin care?
For skin care?
Pffthahaha ! There you go, with his inner dialogue as a bonus.
By every star in the sky, Anakin—there you stand, cracking jokes with Ahsoka while blood seeps through your robes, as if defying orders and courting blaster-fire were cause for celebration. I told you—hold the perimeter, wait for my signal—but the instant my back turned you vaulted straight into the crossfire, determined to save everyone but yourself; now each laugh you force out is laced with a wince you can’t quite hide, and it twists my stomach into knots.
So when the crowd disperses, I’ll take you by the elbow, steer you to the medics, and make it plain: bravery isn’t measured by how long you pretend pain doesn’t exist. You will let them treat you, you will rest, and you will remember that every heartbeat of yours is worth more than any victory snatched by reckless improvisation. I’ve buried enough in this war; I refuse to add your name to the ledger because you couldn’t wait ten bloody seconds for backup.
Anakin: I don't need Obi-Wan anymore. I'll be a Jedi Master soon enough.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, is that a scrape on your elbow? Do you need a kiss to make it better?
Anakin:. . . . . yes please
Anakin: Why are you like this?? Obi-Wan: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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I am rewatching Clone Wars s1-s7, currently I just ended the Hardeen arc (damm. I forgot how much I loved that arc).
And honestly, I really am starting to believe Anakin should have hated lightning instead of sand. Because damm. I lost the count in how many times this man got electrocuted.
Forget Sidious, forget Dooku.
Anakin's real enemy was lightning all along
WIP Wednesday - Go Fuck Yourself Obi-Wan
Part of me still can't believe I'm writing this fic [that you should really read], but mostly I just love it to pieces.
In this chapter, we get Anakin's POV of the first two chapters and a bit beyond. This will be a long chapter and was not part of my original plan [thank you for your patience] but I'm thrilled I decided to add it because baby boy is CONFUSED and I am extremely amused.