A Very Special Announcement!
I’m very pleased to announce a new way to support I-Animate-Ponymotes: Prints!
That’s right! Pick your favorite animation, place your order, and you’ll get each frame delivered to you on high-quality glossy photo paper contained in a gorgeous mahogany framework! At $15 a frame, this incredible deal is all that stands between you and the chance to experience the thrill of running very fast past a line of blown-up low-res pictures to watch an animation in your very own home!
Some of our (projected) best sellers:
Twilight, Twilight! (shown above): 1303 frames - $19,000
Easy as Pie: 1199 frames - $17,500
Delivery: 2653 frames - $36,000 (Best deal!)
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Could I just... order one frame? Or something?
A: What? No. That’s ridiculous.
Q: Can I, like... leave off those mahogany frames? Seems like it’d be a lot cheaper if I could just--
A: Absolutely not. Are you kidding? These are the worst questions ever.
Q: This seems silly if I can just get one of those animated picture frames and download your animation onto it and play it all I want without having to take up six hectares of wall space.
A: That is piracy and that is illegal.
Q: I hung your pictures up and tried to run very fast alongside like you said, but my hallway was only ten meters long and ended in stairs. The doctor says I’ll never walk again.
Our lines are open! Call now! Please allow six to eight weeks for delivery. (Not, like, before it gets there. You’ll be taking deliveries for six to eight weeks straight. It takes a few trips.)
