━╋ Summary: “So tell me- is it a crime to want them all; how could I decide on either or?”
━╋ Contains: SMUTTTTT GOOD LORD TURN BACK NOW CHILDREN-, no plot whatsoever, I went absolutely coke squirrel nuts, top! Polyester and Polyurethane because of the plot, plot = me, lotttssss of kissing, even more tongue, dirty talk, fingerfracking, cursing, double penetration, NO incest, NO sexual contact between the brothers because wtf do y’all think this is🤨, this is still a wh♡rehouse, but this is a wh♡rehouse with STANDARDS, bit of manhandling, spitting, dacryphilia, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, choking, squirting, mind break, this is intense, multiple rounds, the twins have big dicks, Polyurethane has a tongue piercing, an@l (f rec.), drooling, tagging this now I realize a few things about myself😭, pvssy spanking, spanking in general, petnames, the kissing is filthy seriously, a hint of degradation, tongue sucking, it gets messy, turn back while your still pure PLEA-
A/N- I apologize in advance but blame @strawberryraviegutz !!😭 she said something about polyester and polyurethane fics first!! This is her fault! Im innocent😭🕊️
━╋ English is not my first language so sorry for any mistakes.
Overwhelmed.
You were soooo overwhelmed.
Shivers constantly wrack your body that is currently sandwiched between their muscle.
Polyester to your left, his brother to your right.
Polyurethane’s mouth is slotted tight against yours, kissing you so deep it’s like he’s trying to eat you. The metal ball in his tongue swipes messily against your palette and you can’t even feel your eyes that have since rolled back into your skull.
Meanwhile, Polyester is no kinder. Licking and biting at your neck, blowing at the trails of saliva he leaves behind just to watch you twitch- cunt squeezing needily around the fingers he’s got fucking your tight hole. The slick piercing of Polyurethane’s laves across your tongue when you break the kiss- the muscle hanging out your mouth as you try to catch your breath. The nice thing to do would be to let you.
Where’s the fun in that?
Polyurethane coos- before sucking your tongue right into his own mouth. Polyester hisses at the sudden gush of slick from your pussy, hard clit throbbing erratically under his thumb. Warbled moans escape your mouth caught in a kiss that already sounds so pornographic you could cum from that alone.
Another tongue traces the shell of your ear, wet and heavy before sucking the whorl inside and you cry.
“C’mon”, Polyurethane pops off your swollen lips, breathing against your panting mouth, “open your mouth up some more for us, pretty.”
“Yeah, I want some too”. Polyester moans, lapping a fat trail up your jugular to suckle more hot welts onto the sensitive skin, swooping down to take your mouth in a kiss that’s just as filthy as the one his brother had been dominating you with.
The lack of metal in his mouth is a nice contrast along with the almost teasingly obscene way Polyester kisses you compared to the hypnotically intense way Polyurethane does.
Your lips slide and suck against each others when you feel another two fingers slide down your flushed body, squeezing inside you beside Polyester’s. Heat washes over you like molten lava- consuming you with how full you feel. Polyester kisses you harder, moaning as he slurps into the humid cavern, licking hungrily across your teeth and sucking your bottom lip.
Hands and mouths are everywhere and it quickly gets to the point where you don’t know which is which or where they stop and you begin.
Four fingers work seamlessly in tandem to drive you off the cliff of your sanity— thrusting away at the rough patch of nerves along your walls, basking in the sloppy noises coming from your cunt and playing thumb war with your clit. It’s both heaven and hell.
“God, you’re so loud baby.” Polyurethane rasps against your cheek, nipping the flesh at your cute hiccuping gasps.
“S’probably because she’s gonna cum soon, aren’t you?”
Your moans turn into wails, looking every bit the whore as tears roll down your cheeks. Polyurethane licks it up with a sick grin. Polyester’s fingers spreading you open while Polyurethane knuckles at your g-spot watching your brain leak out your pussy. Somehow, you’ve gotten even louder.
“Yeaah, she is”, he scoffs. “Easy little slut.”
Polyester barely has the swollen bud of your tit out from between his teeth, Polyurethane spanking punishing swats directly on your poor clit, your thudding pulse racing against the hold he has on your throat squeezing lightly with his tongue in your mouth when you just can’t take anymore- falling clean apart at the seams under the onslaught of brutal pleasure.
It’s searing— the way your orgasm burns through you.
You’re screaming, wailing, full on shaking, begging- even praying as you cum so hard it hurt. The twins don’t let up for a second, prolonging your orgasm for as long as you manage to stay conscious. Normally, they’d drag it out longer- really make you beg for it but your cute pathetic little desperate reactions to them; completely beside yourself, were just too divine. (ゝ◡∂)
By the time you come to, they’re sucking you off their fingers, whispering praises as they maneuver your limp body into a different position. Polyester beneath you, Polyurethane behind you; both hard.
Voice hoarse but eager, eyes glossy when you ask,
“W-what now?”
Polyester’s taken to beating your clit with the fat head of his dick, precum leaking from his slit mixing with your juices as Polyurethane spreads you open. Whistling lowly at the sight you make. They couldn’t wait to ruin you.
Pushing you down until your burning cheek is flush to the hard planes of Polyester’s body, face resting against his smooth pec; the rest of you in a perfect arch and suddenly feel something prod at your asshole.
You jerk but between the two of them there’s nowhere to go and nowhere you’d want to be.
Polyurethane gets your excitement but he won’t have all that squirming and fidgeting. There’s no warning when his hand comes down on your ass with a deafening ‘crack!!’, leaving you gasping in pain at the delicious burn but staying still for the most part. Polyester coos, sharing a look with his brother.
If you had the presence of self to look at either, you’d know it meant that you’re calling out of work tomorrow.
Hard lengths slide against both your wet holes, applying more pressure at each swipe until they’re pushing in. You moan in unison at the tight fit. For you, it’s because you’ve never been so full. Stuffed to the brim from both ends, the pleasure making you delirious as your mouth drops open in a broken whine— drooling on Polyester’s peck- already fucked out.
For them, it’s a little bit of everything. Your soft curves snug against them, the sodden chokehold your pussy and ass has their cocks in- down to the way your prettily painted toes curl when you try to take what they give you only to cry and whine when you ultimately can’t.
Polyurethane hisses through his teeth, slamming his pelvis tight against you as he jams the rest of the way in, helping himself to your gooey walls when he remembers you asked something earlier.
“Now-”, he lands another heavy hit to your ass, “we have even more fun.”
Polyester thrusts deep, the weight of him brain emptying inside you. Winding his fingers through your hair, he’s pulling your mouth up to his with a groan, kissing you wet and deep. Your tongues mold against each other in your lip-lock, little ‘uh uh’s breaking through here and there as Polyurethane picks up the pace.
“S’ she still in there?” He purrs, cruel and taunting.
“Doesn’t look like it.” Polyester grins back, talking about you like you’re not even there.
It’s so hot you don’t know what to do.
In fact, you’re even concerned that the way you feel now might very well become an addiction. But would having them as your dealers be the worst thing in the world? Polyester and Polyurethane had their differences but they worked well together in everything they did. Wrecking you was no exception.
Thick forearms slide under your arms, pulling you off his lips with a slick ‘pop’, holding you up against another hard body— a big hand moving to collar your throat, squeezing tight enough to make you lightheaded then shaking you gently like a ragdoll. Blue blown eyes look down into your glazed ones with a pout laced with faux pity, licking his lips, the glimpse you catch of the metal ball makes your mouth water.
“Stick your tongue out.”
It’s an order and you obey before it can even finish processing.
Polyurethane grins in satisfaction at how easy you obey. Such an easy girl- rewarding you with another filthily deep grind into your asshole. He watches the muscle twitch in anticipation before laving his own tongue against it in slow licks. Letting the cool ball on his tongue send you into overdrive.
He doesn’t stop licking your tongue until both your mouths are wet with your shared saliva that he sucks off your tongue— before spitting right down your throat.
“Swallow.” He’s nasty with it, smooching your top and bottom lip as he waits.
On another solar system at this point, you obey, tightening like a vice. Engorged clit pulsing so hard that when Polyester goes to bully it; flicking the wet nub with strong fingers- you squirt. Liquid gushing gracelessly out of you wetting the man beneath you, you can’t even pull yourself together enough to be embarrassed about it, visceral groans tearing from your throat and you still can’t breathe properly with the hold around your neck—choked pleading because if you cum this hard it’ll kill you— practically wringing the orgasm out of you.
“Gooood fuckin’ girl..”
They don’t stop.
Hands, mouths, tongues, cocks, lips, are everywhere as they fuck you through that orgasm and the rest of the ones they make you take like you were never meant to even breathe without them.
You’ve long since gone boneless, listening blissed out while they use you like a single fleshlight they’ve been forced to share. The angle of them makes it feel like they’re rubbing your insides together and there’s little you can do besides drool and cum, painting their dicks with your cream.
When they finally do cum, it’s a lot. Filling you so deep it seeps out even with them still stuffed inside. They pant, groaning and hissing in pleasure as they fill you up for almost a minute straight while they take turns sharing your mouth, hands groping your tits and anywhere else they can reach until they finally pull out.
“Fuck..”
You’re gone.
Glazed eyes, mouth wet with whoever’s spit, holes leaking everywhere and numb.
They’re gentle then.
Brushing your hair back, peppering you with kisses that don’t consume, massaging your legs and rubbing the spots they bit, spanked, or sucked too harshly. It’s gone quiet while they wait for you to come back, breathing deeply. Polyester breaks first, impatient as always.
“Hey”, he nuzzles your cheek, “all good?”
You let out a sleepy ‘mhm’ as Polyurethane kisses your other cheek sweetly before sliding off the bed.
“I’ll be back. Gotta get you cleaned up okay babe? Polyester, keep her company.”
“Loud and clear. She’s in the perfect hands.”
By the time Polyurethane gets back, you’re out cold. He smirks, huffing through his nose as he shares an amused look with his brother.
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omg hi !!! i read all of your poly brothers posts and i need MORE >:3 so i have come to thee with a funny idea i got
imagine : one night brief is walking home and from afar he sees polyurethane making out with a girl in an alley. then the morning after he sees polyester with that same girl kissing at the park or smth. brief goes to tell panty and stocking and they immediately think that the poly brothers are getting played/cheated on by this girl and want to make fun of them for being stupid. but when they find the poly bros and start bickering, the girl appears out of nowhere and kisses both brothers to greet them. panty, stocking and brief are super confused while the poly bros are just like "uuuh this is our girlfriend, duh"
also bonus points if the girl is an angel, because i have read so many human reader fics but i thirst for angel reader
ok that's it i'm out, keep up your work (smooch) bye !!
Polyester x Fem! Reader x Polyurethane
Panty and Stocking didn't have much going on at the moment. Lazing around the house with Stocking eating her sweets and Panty laying across the couch, switching channels mindlessly on the TV. They had nothing to do, and they're bored as hell.
Just now, the front door slammed open only to reveal Brief, a panicked one at that. "You two wouldn't believe what I saw today!"
. . .
It was around night time. After another adventurous day with the Angels, Brief was completely bushed and was now heading home. He called home to pick him up and was waiting at the side of the street which then suddenly—he heard hushed voices and people giggling to themselves.
Brief didn't think much of it since it's most likely a couple getting it on in a public area—that's when he hears a familiar voice out of the two.
"You really are a wild one aren't you? Wanting to do it in public..."
It was Polyurethane! Almost immediately he looks back to find him with a girl in an alley way, making out. Polyurethane's hands were on her waist, hiking up her shirt. While the girl has her hands wrapped around Polyurethane's neck as the both of them passionately kiss each other. Brief flushed from the sight, turning back as if nothing happened.
From the glimpse he had back there, that girl could be Polyurethane's girlfriend. Or she could be a hook-up... But Brief shouldn't speculate things. He then went back to what he was doing, though he moved farther from that alley way.
. . .
Brief was out doing errands for the Anarchy sisters. There weren't any ghosts popping up these days resulting in Daten City being peaceful, for now. Just as he was walking past the park, he saw a familiar hair of purple.
Slowing down from his tracks and looking at the purple head more thoroughly, he recognized Polyester in an instant. And it looks like he's with someone, a friend perhaps?
Upon closer inspection, that someone the red-eyed angel was with was a girl—the girl he recognized the other night! And she was kissing Polyester!!! Brief's jaw dropped from shock once he recalls the events she witnessed her in with the other brother.
Compared to Polyurethane—his brother, Polyester, takes on a more vanilla act with his hand tilting the girl's chin upwards as he kisses her tenderly. The sight was pretty romantic and Brief could've sworn there were hearts flying around them.
. . .
With this information at hand, Panty and Stocking's first saying was–
"She's two-timing them."
"Oh she's definitely cheating on both of them."
The sisters knew they couldn't pass up the opportunity to make fun of them. So when the four angels met by chance, the sisters immediately took upon their chance. Which resulted in the four bickering with each other.
"What 'cheating' are you talking about!?"
"We need context you know!"
That only conspires Panty and Stocking's mockery for the brothers. "Oh you didn't know~?" Panty says, taunting. "For someone who claims to be top-notch, I'm surprised you'd get easily fooled." Says Stocking. Brief, who decided to tagged along, tried to settle everyone down.
Just then, a familiar face shows up which lit up the brothers faces. You kissed both of their cheeks as a greeting, and once you registered there were others here as well. You ask the two who these three are. The brothers lean into you and introduce you to them.
"This is our girlfriend."
That information completely shocks the three as you and the brothers all look at them with confusion.
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I lost the ask to this but someone requested Cupid! Reader with the poly bros! Enjoy!
𝓒𝔀. None, just some silliness
➴ Being an angel, you’ll see them around a lot. Whether it’s in heaven or around the city during your working hours.
➴ They hunt ghosts while you make the humans kiss.
➴ But it’s not all glitz and glam though— some people don’t even want to fall in love or will reject you at every turn even though they’re clearly fated to be with someone!
➴ It makes your job that much harder to do.
➴ And you have a fucking quota!!!
➴ You don’t make the rules dude!! You just work here!! So fucking fall in love already!!!
➴ When they first met you, depending on your rank, they’ll probably stare at you like you were a creature.
— “Woah you guys still actually exist?? Like fr?? I thought that job would’ve ended by like, the 18th century.” “Yeah isn’t that problematic? Aren’t people supposed to have like, free will and all that?”
➴ If you are using a traditional bow and arrow I’m sorry to say but they will be making fun of it calling it a boomer artifact.
➴ But they’re not totally unreasonable, they’re no strangers to doing heavenly traditions and understand that you’re just doing your job.
➴ So— they’ll give you an upgraded one that’s fully automated from heavens online store that you were too broke to buy yourself with your own paycheck.
— “Yeah— you can thank us later, no biggie.” “You like, kinda owe us now, spill the tea next time on what’s going on. I do love a good enemies to lovers arc.”
➴ And now they come to you. All. The. Damn. Time.
➴ They are so interested in the love lives of everyone in Daten City.
➴ Who needs reality tv or fanfiction when you’re literally right there?
➴ It’s their favorite pastime off the clock!
— “Okay I’m seriously gonna crash the fuck out— why the fuck would she choose that mid ass incel over the cute cafe girl who’s had a crush on her for like, months??? Where’s my wholesome yuri at?” “This highkey sounds like a Chappell Roan song no cap.”
➴ They visit you so much and talk to you so often about your opinions on things regarding relationships that it turns into a friendship.
➴ Whether you want to be just friends or something more is up to you— either way, you’re kind of a breath of fresh air since they don’t spend time with anyone besides each other on their days off.
➴ If you do date them, nothing will really change all that much.
➴ They’ll probably just smother you in kisses and little bites before you go to work to show any human you encounter that you’re taken :))
➴ They’ll also be a little bit more inclined to gift you things that’ll help you meet your quota instead of just calling you broke lmao
➴ If things get too hectic or see that you’re being overworked and exploited, they will bother their father (since he literally works in the court of heavenly ethics) and bug him to do something about it until your quota lessens or you have a bigger paycheck and added benefits.
➴ Congrats you have vision and dental now!
➴ Anything for their pookie <3
➴ They probably still would if you were just their friend because #worker’s rights but you being their partner just adds a little pizzazz to it.
➴ Either way, they fuck with you heavy— so get used to seeing their stupidly pretty faces a lot babe!
➴ Because you are not getting rid of them even if you tried lmao