#poly shenanigans

"Delete it."

"Why?"

"Cos I fockin' said so."

You cock an amused brow at him as you look up from the embarrassingly cute photo of the skull-masked behemoth fast sleep and cuddling your Hello Kitty plushie. "Cos y'fockin' said so?" You mock his gravelly Manchester accent and it sends Johnny and Kyle into a fit of giggles. And even Price is chuffed by it. It's contagious really.

(this is a joke don’t take it too seriously)

ofc they sit next to each other

healthy relationship goals

yes sing, SINGGG

hahaha silly hand

yeah okay casually flirt with each other

teehee laugh

yeah also the Simpsons helped us‼️

Now please provide the fan art 🙏.

I'm not very far into the series, so these are only infant ideas.

Let's start with (close to) the original designs.

Then of course, I wanted to mess around with it a little, ala modernize it like ROTTMNT. Again, might change it around. Still playing with it in my head...

Bonus Comic:

Yang: *Bored out of her skull, reading a "Teen" magazine*

Weiss: *Enjoying her simple healthy breakfast salad*

Ruby: *Enjoying her not-so-healthy breakfast cereal*

Blake: *Catching up on her "literature"*

Yang: *Perks up on reading a topic* "Just how gay are you and your partner? Take this simple test and find out!"

Weiss: Please no, I just want to finish breakfast.

Yang: *Ignoring her, turning to Blake* Wanna take this test with me, Blakey?

Blake: *Closing her book, raising a skeptical eyebrow* You do know we have no need for such a test, right?

Yang: We don't?

Blake: We don't. And I can prove it. *Puts away her book and stands up* Stand up.

Yang: *Already standing, curious* Okay...

Blake: *Walks over, standing close to Yang, their height difference evident as she looks up at the blonde* Now, on your knees.

Yang: *Wide-eyed in shock* Uhm, wha-what?!

Blake: *Touches Yang's jawline* On. Your. Knees.

Yang: *Knees buckle, thudding on the floor* Okay...

Blake: *Now looking down at the blonde, eyes bright in delight and with a wicked grin* And that, my dear girl, that is how gay you are. Understood?

Yang: *In need of clean underwear* Yes, ma'am.

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Weiss: *In despair as she holds her hands in her head* I just want one, ONE, simple morning without my breakfast being ruined.

Ruby: *Still shoveling her cereal* Meh, I'm over it.

Weiss: Ugh... I should go join JNPER (Jaune, Nora, Oscar, Emerald, Ren). Surely they're... normal compared to whatever these two are doing all day.

Ruby: Probably best if you didn't.

Weiss: Pray tell, why?

Ruby: Oscar, and by extension Ozpin, is mostly busy with Theodore and other high-ranking huntsfolk for whatever business is most pressing but the rest... *Slightly cringes as she weighs whether or not she should tell*

Weiss: Ruby. Tell. Me!

Ruby: *Sighs, shrugs and spills the proverbial beans* They're probably banging right about now.

Weiss: ...

Ruby: Yeah... after our return from the Ever After there was this whole thing where Ren and Nora wanted- Needed more like- to reconnect and reconcile with Jaune. Emerald was just desperate looking for a place to belong. Anyway, long story short, they're likely banging right now.

Weiss: *Thudding her head on the table* My fucking friend group is a Gods damned mess!

Ruby: I'm still traumatized from walking in on them, but you don't hear me complain. Nora's way more flexible than you'd expect.

💥 BAM 💥

Starting the story because I literally went to sleep late as hell because the idea was just plaguing me that bad..

I think I'll update twice a week to start things off since I have no current commissions so stress shouldn't be too heavy on me.

Timeline of the story goes like this or at least I have it in my head rn this way but:

Starts after the fight in hell, Adam has been casted and wounded but Lucifer is keeping him in a cell to start off so he can keep a close eye on him.

After some more healing Lucifer probably lets him out but it's real depending, probably got something to keep Adam in check or Adam is frightened by the fact that he's in Hell now so he kinda has no reason to fight back or run away. Though it is a constant thought on his mind. To run away and see if he can beg his way back into heaven.

He can't, Heaven won't take him because they don't deem him worthy of such anymore but that allows Lucifer to get closer to him and bro has so much time in the world that he's willing to be around Adam until the fallen angel needs him to back off. Lucifer is patient so he leaves when told even though he keeps Adam there.

Moving on, Vox probably finds Alastor later, having left the other Vees due to his own complications with them like those feelings of Alastor that never seem to go away but this time Valentino is annoyed at it. Alastor's dead, what was there to still be thinking about? Vox's emotions lead them into fighting and arguing.

He'll leave after one final push, run off to the hotel because why else not? He has nowhere else to go and from what he's seen Alastor has vanished... surely staying here would be fine.

And it is, he gets along with others nicely, fits in well though when Alastor recovers and finds him there he freezes in his tracks like he just can't believe his eyes.

Imma stop here but y'all see what I was talking about with the angst and stuff? SHEESH IM KINDA EXCITED!

Follow, comment, like, (and commission ^^`) if you want to support me and/or keep up with the story and it's updates! After I finish the starter chapter I'll post the link so everyone can read themselves.